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Revision as of 20:21, 25 July 2020

Welcome to the CWCki!
The encyclopedia about Christian Weston Chandler.
We currently have 2,064 articles...and counting!
Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki,
that may seem similar to anyone in real life,
are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic.

CWCiki Introduction.jpg

Coping Counter

Chris has many maladaptive coping mechanisms based in fantasies and magical thinking that he resorts to when reality doesn't go his way.

It has been…

3
days since Chris made up a new escapist fantasy to cope with reality.
586
days since the Dimensional Merge was to be completed, a coping mechanism Chris believes will rescue him from his debt and other life problems.
1,020
days since Chris joined the cult of the Idea Guys, which further fueled his escapist fantasies.

Since 15 April 2020, Chris has been role-playing as Sonichu, a coping mechanism for the cancellation of BABScon.

Begging Counter

If you are considering donating to, or buying something from, Chris, please keep in mind that he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers (and worse).

It has been…

76
days since Chris last begged for money.
311
days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his paid obligations to the Sonichu comic.
3,972
days since Chris last applied for a job.

Article of the Now

Every Sunday, an article will be featured - either a newly written article, an updated article, or a throwback article.
From this week's new article...
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Science is blinding the systematic study of the natural world through observation and experimentation. Science can be divided into pure science, which studies natural phenomena, and applied science, which finds practical uses for said phenomena.

Chris has an on/off history with science – though it is mostly off. His view on science is utterly warped. He has lost touch with the times and thinks science is much more ahead in certain fields than it actually is, probably due to him getting all his information through fictional media. He has also mixed up real science, pseudoscience, and other things he has learned from media and enablers to create a very distorted view of nature.

His ego also causes him to reject scientific findings, such as when he rejected the fact that Asperger's syndrome and High functioning autism are one and the same.

(More...)


This Day in Christory

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE

Today in Christory, in 2009, Liquid Chris released "Ian, Talking Time is Over. The REAL Christian Weston Chandler is SICK of Your Lies. Come CLEAN."

(more...)

Did You Know...

  • ...that the CWCki is working on a project to update this list? If you would like to suggest trivia to add, join our Discord and read the did-you-know channel.
  • ...that Chris is working on it!?


Quote of the Now

I, Sonichu, am tired of being human; I wish this body of Mama’s would get into C-197 already, so it can unlock and transform into its Sonichu form, and all else that needs to be done. ⚡⚡⚡
"Sonichu" on Twitter

Da Update

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It is currently August 2020.

Ongoing: DebtSpirit possession


Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent social media posts or visit Kiwi Farms.
Barb is not dead; we last heard from her 58 days ago.

CWCki News

Account creation for the CWCki is partially open! Message a CWCki Jerkop (moderator) at either the Kiwi Farms (see the Updating the CWCki thread) or at the CWCki's Discord for an account.

For in-progress articles and a list of pages to be improved or updated, see CWCki:Improvement.


The CWCki now has a Discord server.


Kiwi FarmsCWCki Club
Discord

Check out Chris's own sections in the Kiwi Farms and the CWCki Club, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Please limit extensive discussions and speculations there, and use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

Picture of the Now

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