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<div style="top:+0.2em; font-size:95%;">The encyclopedia about [[Christian Weston Chandler]] .</div>
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For all current updates about Chris, visit the [https://kiwifarms.net/forums/christian-weston-chandler.18/ Kiwi Farms].</div>
 
* '''23 April 2019''': Chris begs on the Internet for the first time in over three months, wanting gas money for his car.
* '''20 April 2019''': Google approves Chris’s listing of his house as the Sonichu Headquarters.
* '''15 April 2019''': Chris is spotted at Target: later, he tweets that a Pokemon caused the Notre Dame fire.
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Revision as of 15:44, 3 October 2020

Welcome to the CWCki!
The encyclopedia about Christian Weston Chandler.
We currently have 2,608 articles...and counting!
Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki,
that may seem similar to anyone in real life,
are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic.

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Article of the Week

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Blake, originally called Black Sonichu (and occasionally Blachu; born 22 March 1999, is a Sonichu, and was once the arch-nemesis of Sonichu. He is also, inexplicably, Bubbles Rosechu's boyfriend (and later husband outside of the comic canon, with whom he has a child). However, for some reason, Blake and Bubbles decided to hide it from all of their friends, not knowing that their friends already knew about the relationship. He rips off three characters: Shadow the Hedgehog, Pikachu and Mewtwo.

Despite effectively being yet another recolor of Sonichu, Blake is not part of the Chaotic Combo due to being a clone of Sonichu Prime. He does heavily associate with him after he stops being a villain, in spite of this.

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Coping Counter

Chris has many maladaptive coping mechanisms based in fantasies and magical thinking that he resorts to when reality doesn't go his way.

It has been…

970
days since Chris made up a new escapist fantasy to cope with reality.

Record streak: 978 days

1,914
days since the Dimensional Merge was to be completed, a coping mechanism Chris believes will rescue him from his debt and other life problems.
2,347
days since Chris joined the cult of the Idea Guys, which further fueled his escapist fantasies.

Between 15 April 2020 and 25 February 2021, Chris was role-playing as Sonichu, a coping mechanism for the cancellation of BABSCon, and ended it to bash the newest My Little Pony cartoon.
On 1 June 2021, Chris briefly roleplayed as his pre-name change self.

Begging Counter

Do not donate to or buy anything from Chris: he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers and supporters (and worse). It has been…
155
days since Chris last begged for money.

Record Streak: 994 days

219
days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his (formerly) paid obligations to the Sonichu comic.

Record Streak: 1,639 days

5,299
days since Chris last applied for a job.

Record Streak: 5,299 days

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An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later.

This Day in Christory

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Today in Christory, in 2005, Chris is trolled IRL by a girl named Hanna at Fashion Square Mall.

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In 2009, Chris sings the farting song.

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Did You Know...

  • ... that Chris spends a lot of time in his bedroom, in spite of a traumatic experience with a babysitter locking him in there?
  • ... that YouTuber GenoSamuel2.1 has a documentary series on Chris that is 84 episodes long, and still going?
    • ... and that Chris [DMed him] after seeing the series?
  • ... that Chris believes that he could influence the international company Hasbro to cancel a My Little Pony reboot because he told them that the characters didn't like being in it?
  • ... that Chris really cannot dance?
  • ... that Chris recycled his own semen by drinking it?
    • ... and that Chris believed that drinking Fanta before cumming would give his semen the same taste?
    • ... and that Chris mixed semen with Fanta?
  • ... that Chris wishes you a hoppy Easter?
  • ... that in the Tour of Christian's House, Chris called his family a bunch of pack rats?
  • ... that Chris has said Niggos only once, but has used the actual N-word multiple times?
    • ... That Chris was under the influence of trolls when he said those words?
  • ... that Chris’s father's idea of kids games is Playing With Gutter Rats In the Sewer?

Quote of the Now

Just ignore the porn. I have, and I don't need to acknowledge it. I do not need any of what some call "Bitches". I feel sorry for the lot of individuals that needlessly obsess over pornography. I have learned from observation and personal experience. And there was no "Barbussy" at all, ever. That never ever happened. All of you, Soul Search for yourselves and Soulfully Develop and Grow Up.
Chris apparently doesn't need bitches anymore.

Da Update

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It is currently March 2024. It has been...
4
day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.
We highly advise against seeking out Chris in any way.

Current Updates

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Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the section about Chris at the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

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