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<div style="font-size:162%; border:none; margin:0; padding:.1em; color:#000;">Welcome to the [[BSHITVILLE]]!</div>
<div style="font-size:162%; border:none; margin:0; padding:.1em; color:#000;">Welcome to the [[CWCki]]!</div>
<div style="top:+0.2em; font-size:95%;">The encyclopedia about [[Christine Weston Chandler, Supreme Deity CPU mother of sonichu and friends #mergeisreal]].</div>
<div style="top:+0.2em; font-size:95%;">The encyclopedia about [[Christian Weston Chandler]].</div>
<div id="articlecount" style="width:100%; text-align:center; font-size:85%;">We currently have [[Special:Statistics|{{NUMBEROFARTICLES}}]] articles...and none of them is true, cuz we are a bunch of dickheads. Go to Christine twitter for the absolute truth and pls buy the merch!</div>  
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<div style="top:+0.2em; font-size:95%;">''Any names, or persons, discussed in this bshit wiki,<br> that may seem similar to anyone in real life, <br>are purely coincidental, or otherwise [[Trollage, cuz that's what we are]].''</div>
<div style="top:+0.2em; font-size:95%;">''Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki,<br> that may seem similar to anyone in real life, <br>are purely coincidental, or otherwise [[parody|parodic]].''</div>
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Revision as of 15:44, 3 October 2020

Welcome to the CWCki!
The encyclopedia about Christian Weston Chandler.
We currently have 2,608 articles...and counting!
Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki,
that may seem similar to anyone in real life,
are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic.

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Article of the Week

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Angelica is a Rosechu, and a member of the Chaotic Combo that formed from eggs released by the Chaotic Rainbow. She is a Flying/Electric type. Despite the fact that she was hatched in 2004, Chris insists that she is over 18 so that he is not considered a pedofork for his pictures of Angelica mass debating.

Angelica was brought up in a strict Catholic convent, with nuns being the only family she ever knew. Her painfully bleak upbringing clashes with her apparently insatiable sexual appetites. The fierce repression of her youth, in the cold surroundings of the brutal convent, led to her later rebellion which tragically took the form of her indoctrination into the Chaotic Combo. She went from diligently worshiping Jesus to being nothing but a masturbatory aid for her demented creator, another lobotomized beast rattling around in the bird-cage of Chris's mind.

Like other Rosechus, she has no discernible personality whatsoever, aside from a verbal tic ("Lord") that Chris claims is indicative of a pious Catholic personality. Chris calls Angelica a "peacemaker", which is curious because the folks of CWCville normally don't end up in any kind of quarrels; when they do, Angelica is seemingly powerless to prevent it or offer any other form of assistance.

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Coping Counter

Chris has many maladaptive coping mechanisms based in fantasies and magical thinking that he resorts to when reality doesn't go his way.

It has been…

970
days since Chris made up a new escapist fantasy to cope with reality.

Record streak: 978 days

1,913
days since the Dimensional Merge was to be completed, a coping mechanism Chris believes will rescue him from his debt and other life problems.
2,346
days since Chris joined the cult of the Idea Guys, which further fueled his escapist fantasies.

Between 15 April 2020 and 25 February 2021, Chris was role-playing as Sonichu, a coping mechanism for the cancellation of BABSCon, and ended it to bash the newest My Little Pony cartoon.
On 1 June 2021, Chris briefly roleplayed as his pre-name change self.

Begging Counter

Do not donate to or buy anything from Chris: he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers and supporters (and worse). It has been…
154
days since Chris last begged for money.

Record Streak: 993 days

218
days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his (formerly) paid obligations to the Sonichu comic.

Record Streak: 1,638 days

5,298
days since Chris last applied for a job.

Record Streak: 5,298 days

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An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later.

This Day in Christory

fuck the pain away

Today in Christory, in 2009, Chris uploads his second music video for Ivy, featuring the song "Lovin' You".

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Also, in 2010, Chris uploads a video where he rages about abstinence.

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Did You Know...

Quote of the Now

Just ignore the porn. I have, and I don't need to acknowledge it. I do not need any of what some call "Bitches". I feel sorry for the lot of individuals that needlessly obsess over pornography. I have learned from observation and personal experience. And there was no "Barbussy" at all, ever. That never ever happened. All of you, Soul Search for yourselves and Soulfully Develop and Grow Up.
Chris apparently doesn't need bitches anymore.

Da Update

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It is currently March 2024. It has been...
3
day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.
We highly advise against seeking out Chris in any way.

Current Updates

Recently Uncovered Info

CWCki News

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Account Creation
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Account creation for the CWCki is open. To request an account, contact a CWCki Jerkop. They can be reached at -

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Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the section about Chris at the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

Picture of the Now

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Video of the Now