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Welcome to the CWCki!
The encyclopedia about Christian Weston Chandler .
WHERE NO SHIT IS TOO MINOR!
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*Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki,
that may seem similar to anyone in real life,
are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic.*

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Da Update

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For a list of updates from this month, see April 2019.

For all current updates about Chris, visit the Kiwi Farms.

12.4.2019-The capcha service for the CWCki comes back! Da update is also back!

4/15 - Chris spotted at Target; he tweets that a Pokemon caused the Notre Dame fire

4/20 - Google approves Chris listing his house as Sonichu Headquarters

Quote of the Now

Hi Christine,

Thank you for your interest in attending BABSCon 2024. We are sorry, but we are unable to accommodate you at our convention due to potential violations of our Code of Conduct.

As such, you are persona non grata at BABSCon 2024 and future BABSCon events, and you will not be allowed to attend. To be explicit; this is a formal notification that you are banned from BABSCon events.

We identified and have voided the two 'Canterlot Pony' badges purchased under your [redacted]@aol.com email address; as an act of good faith, we have issued a full refund on the purchase of those badges.

Best regards,

BABSCon

BABSCon in an email to Chris.

Begging Counter

Do not donate to or buy anything from Chris: he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers and supporters (and worse). It has been…
180
days since Chris last begged for money.

Record Streak: 1,019 days

243
days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his (formerly) paid obligations to the Sonichu comic.

Record Streak: 1,664 days

5,324
days since Chris last applied for a job.

Record Streak: 5,324 days

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An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later.

Article of the Now

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Chris has numerous imaginary family members that exist only in C-197, while Chris has put some real-life counterparts into his imaginary world, this article covers those who have been made up entirely by Chris. This page will not cover Sonichu or the Chaotic combo since they already have their own pages and while Sonichu does refer to Chris as "father" or "mama", this is more along the lines of Chris being his benevolent creator rather than an actual family. Like most, if not all of Chris's original characters; pretty much all of them exist purely to worship him or to give him extra powers in the comic.

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Did You Know

This Day in Christory

This is how all mature 27-year-olds get someone's attention.

Today in Christory, in 2009, Chris uploads a video where he calls out for Clyde Cash.

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Also, in 2010, Chris videotapes himself reading off the Wikipedia page on Autism while wearing a sports bra, then says that there should be a law requiring all men to wear sports bras.

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Picture of the Now

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Video of the Now