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Welcome to the CWCki!
The encyclopedia about Christian Weston Chandler.
We currently have 1,960 articles...and counting!
Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki,
that may seem similar to anyone in real life,
are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic.

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Begging Counter

If you are considering donating to Chris, please keep in mind that he lies about needing money.
  • It has been 13 days since Chris begged for money.
  • It has been 117 days since Chris uploaded pages to meet his paid obligations to the Sonichu comic.

Article of the Now


Son-Chu is the name Chris gives to his car. It was originally a 1994 Ford Escort station wagon that Chris drove until 2013, when he replaced it with a white Cadillac Seville, until it died from a cracked engine block. From September 2014, Chris drove a 2010 Ford Focus sedan, until November 2018, when its engine died. The Chandlers currently share one vehicle: Barb's Dodge Grand Caravan, although Chris has now transferred the SONICHU plates onto it.


This Day in Christory

Truly worth every cent.

Today in Christory, in 2006, Chris wins a Yu-Gi-Oh! Sage's Stone Secret Foil Promo card on eBay, probably for Megan.


Did You Know...

  • ...that Chris is now a proud member of the SLGBTQ community?

Quote of the Now

I feel the cosmos, fate, destiny and all else in our progress all around me. ⚡️💙⚡️



Da Update

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For a list of updates from this month, see May 2019.

For all current updates about Chris, visit the Kiwi Farms.
  • 25 May - Chris goes on a tweetstorm over his sleeping methods. He is also interviewed by Youtuber Nick Robinson over his rumored discovery of Pappy Van Poodle, a character from Rusty's Real Deal Baseball.
  • 24 May - Midland Funding files for garnishment against Chris after he failed to maintain payments on a $2,777.90 judgement from December 2018.
  • 21-22 May - Sets of Twitter DMs from the latest people trying to worm their way into Chris's life, Sarah and Steve, are posted.
  • 15 May - Chris goes to court for a warrant in debt for money owed to Portfolio Recovery Assets LLC. It ends with a continuance to 19 June.
  • 13 May - Chris lists a throw blanket on eBay for $200, tweeting that "we need the money here, that’s for sure."
  • 11 May - Chris dumps a bunch of retconned lore about Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc on Twitter.
  • 9 May - Chris sees the Detective Pikachu movie. He gives it a glowing review.

CWCki News

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Check out Chris's own sections in the Kiwi Farms and the CWCki Club, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Please limit extensive discussions and speculations there, and only use the wiki talk pages for article-related discussions).


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Picture of the Now

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The 2nd set of DMs to Sarah and Steve by a Cwcki contributor.

Video of the Now