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Welcome to the CWCki!
The encyclopedia about Christian Weston Chandler.
WHERE NO SHIT IS TOO MINOR!
We currently have 2,028 articles...and counting!
Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki,
that may seem similar to anyone in real life,
are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic.

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Begging Counter

If you are considering donating to, or buying something from, Chris, please keep in mind that he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers (and worse).

It has been…

6
days since Chris last begged for money.
144
days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his paid obligations to the Sonichu comic.
3,804
days since Chris last applied for a job.

Article of the Now

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Christian Love Day is a proposed holiday mused upon by Chris in the CWC blog entry of 7 January 2010. It made an appearance in Sonichu #10 on the same day. As described in the events of the comics, on 24 February 2009 Magi-Chan completed his mission of distributing Chris's Gay Vaccine to the world, officially eradicating all homosexuality in a massive genocide.

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This Day in Christory

Angels from the realms of glory, Wing your flight o’er all the earth; Ye who sang creation’s story Now proclaim the manchild's birth.

Today in Christory;

In 1982, Chris is born.

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In 2003, Chris is kicked out of English class on his 21st birthday, with the professor playing KICK THE AUTISTIC.

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In 2007, Chris films his "Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE" video for his DVD of Fail, giving advice to anyone watching about a myriad of topics he himself doesn't understand.

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Did You Know...

  • ...that he didn't know what kind of jobs one could get with a CADD certificate?
  • ...that he still has absolutely no idea how marketing works?


Quote of the Now

You Hater Lot are going down in all of the coming and pending events taking place, and having been going on, and so forth.

Again, Was My Suffering Worth your LULZ?

Chris

Da Update

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It is currently February 2020.

Ongoing: Debt

Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent social media posts or visit Kiwi Farms.
Barb is not dead; we last heard from her 97 days ago.

CWCki News

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Check out Chris's own sections in the Kiwi Farms and the CWCki Club, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Please limit extensive discussions and speculations there, and only use the wiki talk pages for article-related discussions).


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Picture of the Now

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Video of the Now