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Welcome to the CWCki!
The encyclopedia about Christian Weston Chandler.
We currently have 2,096 articles...and counting!
Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki,
that may seem similar to anyone in real life,
are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic.

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Article of the Week

Every Sunday, an article will be featured - either a newly written article, an updated article, or a throwback article.
From this week's new article...

In September 2017, while in the virtual bosom of his new sweetheart, Jessica Quinn, Chris inserted her into the world of Sonichu. In addition to reinterpreting a previous character, Chris created a ponysona named Diamond Melody. Melody appeared in Sonichu #12-9; however, with Quinn's breakup with Chris and the eventual emergence of the Idea Guys in late 2017, Melody would be condemned to a single comic and be replaced with a new horse sweetheart, Kun T’Nyuget.


Coping Counter

Chris has many maladaptive coping mechanisms based in fantasies and magical thinking that he resorts to when reality doesn't go his way.

It has been…

days since Chris made up a new escapist fantasy to cope with reality.
days since the Dimensional Merge was to be completed, a coping mechanism Chris believes will rescue him from his debt and other life problems.
days since Chris joined the cult of the Idea Guys, which further fueled his escapist fantasies.

Since 15 April 2020, Chris has been role-playing as Sonichu, a coping mechanism for the cancellation of BABScon.

Begging Counter

If you are considering donating to, or buying something from, Chris, please keep in mind that he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers (and worse).

It has been…

days since Chris last begged for money.
days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his paid obligations to the Sonichu comic.
days since Chris last applied for a job.
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An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later.

This Day in Christory


Today in Christory, in 2008, Chris recorded some nightmarish sex videos.


Did You Know...

  • ...that the CWCki is working on a project to update this list? If you would like to suggest trivia to add, join our Discord and read the did-you-know channel.
  • ...that he didn't know what kind of jobs one could get with a CADD certificate?

Quote of the Now

[I] was going with a pun from the witness humor [Merried Seinor Comic] had expressed, and feeling the upset from what had happened that time. Likely, he was married, but [I] wasn’t sure, so [I] went with something from “Ye olde Merry Men” and smooshed the “Merried” term, also implying that he had used to be more merry and positive. “Senior”, since he was that old. And “Comic” for his comical delivery and word choice in each interaction.
Chris's explanation for the name.

Da Update

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It is currently September 2020.

Ongoing: DebtDiscord Q&ASpirit possessionWatchmen

Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent social media posts or visit Kiwi Farms.
Barb is not dead; we last heard from her 21 days ago.

CWCki News

Account creation for the CWCki is partially open! Message a CWCki Jerkop (moderator) at either the Kiwi Farms (see the Updating the CWCki thread) or at the CWCki's Discord for an account.

For in-progress articles and a list of pages to be improved or updated, see CWCki:Improvement.

The CWCki now has a Discord server.

Kiwi FarmsCWCki Club

Check out Chris's own sections in the Kiwi Farms and the CWCki Club, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Please limit extensive discussions and speculations there, and use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

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Picture of the Now

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The Nine-Sheet Sized Masterpiece

Video of the Now