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Welcome to the CWCki!
The encyclopedia about Christian Weston Chandler.
We currently have 2,100 articles...and counting!
Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki,
that may seem similar to anyone in real life,
are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic.

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Article of the Week

Every Sunday, an article will be featured - either a newly written article, an updated article, or a throwback article.
From this week's new article...
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CPU Blue Heart (also known as Scarlett Celestia) is the Console Patron Unit Goddess of the Nations of CWCville and Comma, and of the Commodore Consoles. Conceived by Chris after being force-fed Hyperdimension Neptunia lore by the Idea Guys, Scarlett serves as one of his escapist alter egos, providing a coping mechanism and enabling his messiah complex. Through this alter ego, Chris has also emerged as the figurehead of the Dimensional Merge, with his own group of "worshippers".


Coping Counter

Chris has many maladaptive coping mechanisms based in fantasies and magical thinking that he resorts to when reality doesn't go his way.

It has been…

days since Chris made up a new escapist fantasy to cope with reality.
days since the Dimensional Merge was to be completed, a coping mechanism Chris believes will rescue him from his debt and other life problems.
days since Chris joined the cult of the Idea Guys, which further fueled his escapist fantasies.

Since 15 April 2020, Chris has been role-playing as Sonichu, a coping mechanism for the cancellation of BABScon.

Begging Counter

Do not donate or buy anything from Chris: he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers and supporters (and worse). It has been…
days since Chris last begged for money.
days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his paid obligations to the Sonichu comic.
days since Chris last applied for a job.

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An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later.

This Day in Christory

And Barb flips a shit.

Today in Christory, in 2007, Chris is photographed at The Game Place playing Pokemon.


Did You Know...

Quote of the Now

[Robertchu] subconsciously knew of Magi-Chan while he was human, and has had visions and seen him at times.
Chris, "possessed" by Sonichu, retconning his father to have had Magi-Chan as an imaginary friend.

Da Update

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It is currently October 2020.

Ongoing: DebtDiscord Q&ASpirit possessionWatchmen

Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent social media posts or visit Kiwi Farms.
Barb is not dead; we last heard from her 26 days ago.

CWCki News

Account creation for the CWCki is partially open! Message a CWCki Jerkop (moderator) at either the Kiwi Farms (see the Updating the CWCki thread) or at the CWCki's Discord for an account.

For in-progress articles and a list of pages to be improved or updated, see CWCki:Improvement.

The CWCki now has a Discord server.

Kiwi FarmsCWCki Club

Check out Chris's own sections in the Kiwi Farms and the CWCki Club, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Please limit extensive discussions and speculations there, and use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

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Picture of the Now


Video of the Now