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Welcome to the CWCki!
The encyclopedia about Christian Weston Chandler.
We currently have 2,112 articles...and counting!
Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki,
that may seem similar to anyone in real life,
are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic.

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Article of the Week

Every Sunday, an article will be featured - either a newly written article, an updated article, or a throwback article.
From this week's throwback article...
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Cutco, officially known as Alcas during Chris's stint there, is a multi-level marketing company that sells overpriced, medium-quality knives. Chris was employed by Cutco from June to September 2003, and it remains the only significant employer Chris has ever had besides Wendy's. It's also the last kind of job Chris has ever had to date (not counting his stints as a "gym leader" for the Pokemon TCG).

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Coping Counter

Chris has many maladaptive coping mechanisms based in fantasies and magical thinking that he resorts to when reality doesn't go his way.

It has been…

19
days since Chris made up a new escapist fantasy to cope with reality.
695
days since the Dimensional Merge was to be completed, a coping mechanism Chris believes will rescue him from his debt and other life problems.
1,128
days since Chris joined the cult of the Idea Guys, which further fueled his escapist fantasies.

Since 15 April 2020, Chris has been role-playing as Sonichu, a coping mechanism for the cancellation of BABScon.

Begging Counter

Do not donate or buy anything from Chris: he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers and supporters (and worse). It has been…
137
days since Chris last begged for money.
420
days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his paid obligations to the Sonichu comic.
4,080
days since Chris last applied for a job.

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An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later.

This Day in Christory

Chris plugs LBP and his boring excuse for a level

Today in Christory, in 2008, Chris' PS3 History level is given credit on the LBP site, gladdening Chris, but enraging many of the game's fanboys.

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Did You Know...

  • ...that Chris is working on it!?

Quote of the Now

I am reading this and will get back to you with the personal critique. Firstly, though, [I] was not overweight as a teen, so remove that; [my] figure was slender at the time. On another note, spell-check and grammar-check your work; "defecating" is neither an accurate or correct term for the situation.
Chris, "possessed" by Sonichu, planning to address criticism from his True and Loyal Fanbase.

Da Update

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It is currently November 2020.

Ongoing: DebtDiscord Q&ASpirit possessionWatchmen

Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent social media posts or visit Kiwi Farms.
Barb is not dead; we last heard from her 57 days ago.

CWCki News

Account creation for the CWCki is partially open! Message a CWCki Jerkop (moderator) at either the Kiwi Farms (see the Updating the CWCki thread) or at the CWCki's Discord for an account.

For in-progress articles and a list of pages to be improved or updated, see CWCki:Improvement.


The CWCki now has a Discord server.


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Check out Chris's own sections in the Kiwi Farms and the CWCki Club, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Please limit extensive discussions and speculations there, and use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

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Picture of the Now

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Video of the Now