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Welcome to the CWCki!
The encyclopedia about Christian Weston Chandler.
We currently have 2,154 articles...and counting!
Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki,
that may seem similar to anyone in real life,
are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic.

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Article of the Week

Every Sunday, an article will be featured - either a newly written article, an updated article, or a throwback article.
From this week's new article...
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Brendan James Fraser (born 3 December 1968) is a beloved American film actor best known for his roles as Link in Encinco Man and In The Army Now, Captain Rick O'Connell in The Mummy or "the greatest movie of all time" as it's known to connoisseurs, Monty in With Honors and as DJ Drake in Looney Tunes: Back in Action. He is also the first democratically-elected Mayor of CWCville. Brendan has been proudly serving the people of CWCville since his election in 2017.

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Coping Counter

Chris has many maladaptive coping mechanisms based in fantasies and magical thinking that he resorts to when reality doesn't go his way.

It has been…

18
days since Chris made up a new escapist fantasy to cope with reality.
746
days since the Dimensional Merge was to be completed, a coping mechanism Chris believes will rescue him from his debt and other life problems.
1,179
days since Chris joined the cult of the Idea Guys, which further fueled his escapist fantasies.

Since 15 April 2020, Chris has been role-playing as Sonichu, a coping mechanism for the cancellation of BABSCon.

Begging Counter

Do not donate or buy anything from Chris: he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers and supporters (and worse). It has been…
37
days since Chris last begged for money.
471
days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his paid obligations to the Sonichu comic.
4,131
days since Chris last applied for a job.

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An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later.

This Day in Christory

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Today in Christory, in 2010, Chris makes a bizarre video in which he tries to brainwash us all.

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Did You Know...

  • ...that Chris is now a proud member of the SLGBTQ community?

Quote of the Now

Da Update

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It is currently January 2021.

Ongoing: Spirit possession, Dimensional Merge

  • 3 January 2021 - The Cirrusfire DMs from 26 December 2020 are leaked, in which Chris confronted the creator of the Sonichu mod for Sonic World for not giving him permission to republish the work.
  • 29 December - BABSCon announces it has cancelled its 2021 convention; 45 minutes later, Chris relaunches his Dimensional Merge escapist fantasy and says the "Merge is on."
  • 26 December - Chris comments about his belief that Clyde Cash and other trollsonas are alternate dimension chroniclers.
  • 20 December - After being kicked from the Sonic World Discord group for stealing game mods, Chris makes a public apology in which he tries to manipulate his way into forgiveness by using his fantasy coping method of role-playing as Sonichu and bringing up Sonichu's tragic backstory.
  • 16 December - An uncut video of The Create Unknown interview with Chris is published unlisted on their channel.
  • 14 December - Voice clips Chris recorded for mods of his characters in fan game Sonic World‎ are collected and archived.
Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent social media posts or visit Kiwi Farms.
Barb is not dead; we last heard from her 108 days ago.

CWCki News

Account creation for the CWCki is partially open! Message a CWCki Jerkop (moderator) at either the Kiwi Farms (see the Updating the CWCki thread) or at the CWCki's Discord for an account.

For in-progress articles and a list of pages to be improved or updated, see CWCki:Improvement.


The CWCki now has a Discord server.


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Check out Chris's own sections in the Kiwi Farms and the CWCki Club, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Please limit extensive discussions and speculations there, and use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

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Picture of the Now

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Video of the Now