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Magi-Chan Sonichu is a Sonichu and a member of the Chaotic Combo. Like Chris's other lazy recolors, his name is a lame pun: according to Chris, his name is intended to play on the word "magician". He's the serious know-it-all and the only character not solely motivated by finding a sweetheart. He's also one of the major sources of deus ex machina, and thus far the character most often depicted as just a floating head providing walls of expository dialogue. He is purple, but has been depicted as crimson. His design combines the standard Sonichu template with Mewtwo, who is incidentally Magi-Chan's husband and father. He is was probably the only sympathetic character in the whole series, due to his sarcastic and often serious mood unintentionally making him seem intolerant of Sonichu and Chris's stupid antics, as well as his character's unintentional homosexual undertones.
Since mid-2017, Chris has thought of Magi-Chan as an imaginary friend hanging out with him in the real world, eclipsing even the original Sonichu in popularity. The Idea Guys, injecting themselves into Chris's life about this time, seized the chance to run with this as far as they could. New facts about Magi-Chan, including his incestuous homosexual marriage, were introduced to Chris in this way through early 2018. In March of that year, a psychologically distorted Chris declared that Magi-Chan was his husband, as well as Mewtwo's. After the Idea Guys were removed from power, Magi-Chan has become a key player in the Dimensional Merge and one of Chris's Twitter sockpuppets, usurping Night Star.
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Incarceration Counter
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It has been...
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992 days since Chris was last placed in custody.
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213 days since the last known communication from Chris.
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We highly advise against contacting Chris in any way. |
This Day in Christory
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Today in Christory, in 2009, The Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK is informally released.
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Today was also the day, in 2017, when The Classic was rediscovered, albeit moldy and water-damaged and put up for sale.
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Hi Christine,
Thank you for your interest in attending BABSCon 2024. We are sorry, but we are unable to accommodate you at our convention due to potential violations of our Code of Conduct.
As such, you are persona non grata at BABSCon 2024 and future BABSCon events, and you will not be allowed to attend. To be explicit; this is a formal notification that you are banned from BABSCon events.
We identified and have voided the two 'Canterlot Pony' badges purchased under your [redacted]@aol.com email address; as an act of good faith, we have issued a full refund on the purchase of those badges.
Best regards,
BABSCon
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| BABSCon in an email to Chris.
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Da Update
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It is currently April 2024. It has been...
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25 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.
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We highly advise against seeking out Chris in any way.
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