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Blake, originally called Black Sonichu (and occasionally Blachu; born 22 March 1999, is a Sonichu, and was once the arch-nemesis of Sonichu. He is also, inexplicably, Bubbles Rosechu's boyfriend (and later husband outside of the comic canon, with whom he has a child). However, for some reason, Blake and Bubbles decided to hide it from all of their friends, not knowing that their friends already knew about the relationship. He rips off three characters: Shadow the Hedgehog, Pikachu and Mewtwo.

Despite effectively being yet another recolor of Sonichu, Blake is not part of the Chaotic Combo due to being a clone of Sonichu Prime. He does heavily associate with him after he stops being a villain, in spite of this.

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Incarceration Counter

It has been...
970
days since Chris was last placed in custody.
192
days since the last known communication from Chris.
We highly advise against contacting Chris in any way.

Jesus Counter

It has been
602
days since Chris last claimed to be Jesus Christ.

Jailhouse Begging Counter

Do not send money to Chris: satisfying a degenerate inmate's sweet tooth is a waste of your hard earned C-Quarters.
It has been…
609
days since Chris last begged for money to waste on food from his jail’s commissary.

This Day in Christory

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Today in Christory, in 2005, Chris is trolled IRL by a girl named Hanna at Fashion Square Mall.

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In 2009, Chris sings the farting song.

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Did You Know...

  • ... that Chris spends a lot of time in his bedroom, in spite of a traumatic experience with a babysitter locking him in there?
  • ... that YouTuber GenoSamuel2.1 has a documentary series on Chris that is 84 episodes long, and still going?
    • ... and that Chris [DMed him] after seeing the series?
  • ... that Chris believes that he could influence the international company Hasbro to cancel a My Little Pony reboot because he told them that the characters didn't like being in it?
  • ... that Chris really cannot dance?
  • ... that Chris recycled his own semen by drinking it?
    • ... and that Chris believed that drinking Fanta before cumming would give his semen the same taste?
    • ... and that Chris mixed semen with Fanta?
  • ... that Chris wishes you a hoppy Easter?
  • ... that in the Tour of Christian's House, Chris called his family a bunch of pack rats?
  • ... that Chris has said Niggos only once, but has used the actual N-word multiple times?
    • ... That Chris was under the influence of trolls when he said those words?
  • ... that Chris’s father's idea of kids games is Playing With Gutter Rats In the Sewer?

Quote of the Now

Just ignore the porn. I have, and I don't need to acknowledge it. I do not need any of what some call "Bitches". I feel sorry for the lot of individuals that needlessly obsess over pornography. I have learned from observation and personal experience. And there was no "Barbussy" at all, ever. That never ever happened. All of you, Soul Search for yourselves and Soulfully Develop and Grow Up.
Chris apparently doesn't need bitches anymore.

Da Update

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It is currently March 2024. It has been...
3
day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.
We highly advise against seeking out Chris in any way.

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