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Welcome to the CWCki!
The premier encyclopedia on the lolcow Chris Chan,
the author of Sonichu and (alleged) literal motherfucker.
We currently have 2,328 articles...and counting!
"Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki,
that may seem similar to anyone in real life,
are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic."

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Article of the Week

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Clyde Cash (alias Gregg Mays – that's Gregg with three G's) (4 July 1976) was the ringleader of The Miscreants and is often considered to be Chris's arch-nemesis, even years after his trolling days were finished.

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Incarceration Counter

Chris has been in custody for
287
days.

We highly advise against contacting Chris in any way, even now that he's back in jail. You aren't contributing to Christory, and if his returning mugshot is anything to go by he is not in the mood to send you the epic rants about the Merge you're imagining.

This Day in Christory

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Today in Christory;

In 2009, cwcville.com is compromised (again) and displays a message slamming Chris for thinking that he was really in contact with Vanessa Hudgens. Also contains an image of Joshua Martinez, suggesting that he hacked the site.

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In 2009, rumors surface about Chris going out to the mall on a new Love Quest, or possibly even a Fuck Quest.

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Did You Know...

Quote of the Now

After the paid sex with the kind Cherokee woman in April, 2012, In May, I told Barbara about it, and Barbara literally propotioned [sic] me for sex by telling me, "I would have had sex with you myself, Christian." And in one aspect of her unconsciousness, Barbara had considered me being a replacement for Mister C. after September 6, 2011.

So, yeah, Barbara, in a way, did become an emotional burden on I. Yet, in despite of the situation, and I Have personally written to Heilberg the story of Barbara in these and similar words in Truth, Nobody had Interrogated Her, "Because of her age". The Legal System; am I Right?

Chris, in Jail Letter - 11 May 2022

Da Update

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It is currently May 2022.
Chris is back in jail for alleged incest.
  • 14 May - a new letter is released, in which Chris claims that, in 2012, Barb offered to have sex with him.
  • 3 May - Chris is transferred back to Central Virginia Regional Jail following his two to three month stay at an unknown facility.
Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, visit Kiwi Farms.

CWCki News

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NOTE: You must be 18 years or older to get an account.

Account creation for the CWCki is open. To request an account, contact a CWCki Jerkop. They can be reached at -

the CWCki Server Discord - message:

  • Larry the Larryhog, or
  • Psycho

or at the Kiwi Farms - message either:

  • Meat Pickle,
  • PsychoNerd054, or
  • The American Hedgehog

For in-progress articles and a list of pages to be improved or updated, see CWCki:Improvement.


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Picture of the Now

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Video of the Now