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Welcome to the CWCki!
The premier encyclopedia on the lolcow Chris Chan,
the author of Sonichu and (alleged) literal motherfucker.
We currently have 2,362 articles...and counting!
"Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki,
that may seem similar to anyone in real life,
are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic."

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Article of the Week


The Sergeant at Arms is a fan and collector of Sonichu merchandise, who also maintains a YouTube channel primarily for archiving Chris-related media. Chris was aware of the channel, commenting about it in September 2019. In December 2019, The Sergeant created a series of fan TSSSF cards depicting villains from the Sonichu comic; Chris saw the fan cards from The Sergeant's videos and had talks with The Sergeant to add the cards to his own custom TSSSF card line.


Incarceration Counter

Chris has been in custody for

We highly advise against contacting Chris in any way, even now that he's back in jail. You aren't contributing to Christory, and if his returning mugshot is anything to go by he is not in the mood to send you the epic rants about the Merge you're imagining.

Jesus Counter

It has been
days since Chris last claimed to be Jesus Christ.

Jailhouse Begging Counter

Do not send money to Chris: satisfying a degenerate inmate's sweet tooth is a waste of your hard earned C-Quarters.
It has been…
days since Chris last begged for money to waste on food from his jail’s commissary.

This Day in Christory

wtf is that? why is a dog on the cover?

Today in Christory, in 2006, Sonichu 6 was released.


Did You Know...

Quote of the Now

Chris expresses' paranoia that prison guards are messing with his letters and tampering with his mail.
Eels and the Eggman describes a new letter

Da Update

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It is currently July 2022.
Chris is back in jail for alleged incest.
Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, visit Kiwi Farms.

CWCki News

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Video of the Now