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Article of the Week

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Sonichu #12-9 (formerly Sonichu #13) is the 14th issue of the Sonichu comic series. The unusual title is due to Chris's superstition about the number thirteen. The name "Sonichu #13" would later be applied to the next issue on 29 August, 2019, thus confusing readers into thinking that this issue is a sequel to Sonichu #12.

The plot of this issue was heavily shaped by the sagas and events in Chris's own life which occurred during the 14 months he worked on the comic – namely, BronyCon and the Doopie, Jessica Quinn and Idea Guys sagas. Influence from the Idea Guys features heavily in the third act of the comic, as the writing suddenly veers into edginess and their OC, Kun T'Nyuget, is also inserted as Night Star's lover.

For those interested in the Sonichu series, this is the final completed "true" Sonichu comic; the next "comic", if it can even be called that, is an incoherent mess of Idea Guy lore that is almost completely uncolored, and every issue after that is even less complete (missing many pages). Chris will probably never continue work on the remaining issues, due to his arrest for incest.

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Incarceration Counter

Chris has been in custody for
379
days.

We highly advise against contacting Chris in any way, even now that he's back in jail. You aren't contributing to Christory, and if his returning mugshot is anything to go by he is not in the mood to send you the epic rants about the Merge you're imagining.

Jesus Counter

It has been
18
days since Chris last claimed to be Jesus Christ.

Jailhouse Begging Counter

Do not send money to Chris: satisfying a degenerate inmate's sweet tooth is a waste of your hard earned C-Quarters.
It has been…
18
days since Chris last begged for money to waste on food from his jail’s commissary.

This Day in Christory

$100 on eBay

Today in Christory, in 2008, Chris released a video denying the theft of his Sonichu medallion.

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Did You Know...

Quote of the Now

...It has been clear and obvious due to that Barbara (her human body, pre-death) and I absolutely cannot be together again due to the Paradoxes, regardless of the "Legal" Restraining Order imposed in this Timeline. My Body and I have wept time after time and again in processing and accepting ALL of that over these months, over Barbara. And, yes, deeply, despite that, my Body knows these Facts, yet wishes for the impossible one last in-person moment with her and triggers the tear-inducing emotions/feelings.
Chris discusses never seeing his mother again in an open letter.

Da Update

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It is currently August 2022.
Chris is back in jail for alleged incest.
Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, visit Kiwi Farms.

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Picture of the Now

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Video of the Now