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Article of the Week Sonichu #12-9 (formerly Sonichu #13) is the 14th issue of the Sonichu comic series. The unusual title is due to Chris's superstition about the number thirteen. The name "Sonichu #13" would later be applied to the next issue on 29 August, 2019, thus confusing readers into thinking that this issue is a sequel to Sonichu #12. The plot of this issue was heavily shaped by the sagas and events in Chris's own life which occurred during the 14 months he worked on the comic – namely, BronyCon and the Doopie, Jessica Quinn and Idea Guys sagas. Influence from the Idea Guys features heavily in the third act of the comic, as the writing suddenly veers into edginess and their OC, Kun T'Nyuget, is also inserted as Night Star's lover. For those interested in the Sonichu series, this is the final completed "true" Sonichu comic; the next "comic", if it can even be called that, is an incoherent mess of Idea Guy lore that is almost completely uncolored, and every issue after that is even less complete (missing many pages). Chris will probably never continue work on the remaining issues, due to his arrest for incest. (More...) Incarceration Counter Chris has been in custody for 379 days. We highly advise against contacting Chris in any way, even now that he's back in jail. You aren't contributing to Christory, and if his returning mugshot is anything to go by he is not in the mood to send you the epic rants about the Merge you're imagining. Jesus Counter It has been 18 days since Chris last claimed to be Jesus Christ. Jailhouse Begging Counter Do not send money to Chris: satisfying a degenerate inmate's sweet tooth is a waste of your hard earned C-Quarters. It has been… 18 days since Chris last begged for money to waste on food from his jail’s commissary. This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2008, Chris released a video denying the theft of his Sonichu medallion. (more...) Did You Know... ... that even now, Chris does not think he is fat? ... that Sarah Jackson, Chris's sweetheart and a Decepticon, was brutally murdered by Optimus Prime? ... that Chris loves to give dating advice to high schoolers in spite of never having been on a real date as a teenager or an adult? ... that Chris repeatedly dreamt his sweetheart amid a watery maze? ... and that Chris expects his fans to know what happens in his dreams? ... that Chris recorded himself screaming at a toilet? ... that Chris has a fourth love doll, Yumi? ... that Chris claims to weigh 216 pounds? ... that Sega knows about Chris's attempts to change Sonic's arms back? ... that Chris rates jail a 2/5?

Quote of the Now “ ...It has been clear and obvious due to that Barbara (her human body, pre-death) and I absolutely cannot be together again due to the Paradoxes, regardless of the "Legal" Restraining Order imposed in this Timeline. My Body and I have wept time after time and again in processing and accepting ALL of that over these months, over Barbara. And, yes, deeply, despite that, my Body knows these Facts, yet wishes for the impossible one last in-person moment with her and triggers the tear-inducing emotions/feelings. ” Chris discusses never seeing his mother again in an open letter. Da Update It is currently August 2022. Chris is back in jail for alleged incest. 11 August - "Waive right to indictment" and "transportation order" are listed on Chris's case file, and a review is scheduled for August 2023. 8 August - Chris's incest case goes before a grand jury and is given a continuance. A motion hearing is scheduled for 9 August, possibly regarding an autism disorder deferred disposition motion by the defense, which was filed on 5 August. 6 August - Jail Letter - 21 July 2022 and the rest of Jail Letter - 4 July 2022 are released. 5 August - Jail Letter - 29 July 2022 is released. 29 July - Greene County Circuit Court posts information on Chris's case - the charge and a detail page. 28 July - Chris's hearing for the incest case takes place; his case is scheduled to go before a grand jury on 8 August 2022. Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, visit Kiwi Farms. CWCki News Account Creation NOTE: You must be 18 years or older to get an account. Account creation for the CWCki is open. To request an account, contact a CWCki Jerkop. They can be reached at - the CWCki Server Discord - message: Hurtful Truth Level, Larry the Larryhog, or Psycho or at the Kiwi Farms - message either: Meat Pickle, PsychoNerd054, or The American Hedgehog For in-progress articles and a list of pages to be improved or updated, see CWCki:Improvement. Kiwi Farms • CWCki Club Discord Check out Chris's own sections in the Kiwi Farms and the CWCki Club, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Please limit extensive discussions and speculations there, and use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

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