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Welcome to the CWCki!
The premier encyclopedia on the lolcow Chris Chan,
author of Sonichu, controversial YouTube personality,
and (alleged) literal motherfucker.
We currently have 2,500 articles... and counting!
"Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki,
that may seem similar to anyone in real life,
are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic."
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Article of the Week

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Debt is anything owed by one party to another, such as money owed to a creditor. Due to their mutual laziness and propensities towards hoarding, Barbara and Chris are both heavily in debt. Both have been taken to court for their failure to pay debts on multiple occasions: Barb three and Chris ten times (including three garnishment hearings against Chris), as of October 2022. According to court records, Barbara owes at least $20,000, while Chris owes over $10,000, to say nothing of the $115,000 second mortgage on 14 Branchland Court that consumes the lion's share of Chris's monthly tugboat.


Incarceration Counter

It has been...
days since Chris was placed in custody.
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We highly advise against contacting Chris in any way.

This Day in Christory

Beware of the Man in the Pickle Suit!

Today in Christory, in 2008, Chris puts up a gallery on his ED page entitled "You know what, I HATE ME TOO!!!" containing pictures from his comics of himself being beaten and humiliated.


In 2010, he uploads a video declaring that he is leaving the internet for good. Again.


Did You Know...

  • ... that Chris spends a lot of time in his bedroom, in spite of a traumatic experience with a babysitter locking him in there?
  • ... that YouTuber GenoSamuel2.1 has a documentary series on Chris that is 70 episodes long?
  • ... that Chris believes that he could influence the international company Hasbro to cancel a My Little Pony reboot because he told them that the characters didn't like being in it?
  • ... that Chris really cannot dance?
  • ... that Chris recycled his own semen by drinking it?
    • ... and that Chris believed that drinking Fanta before cumming would give his semen the same taste?
    • ... and that Chris mixed semen with Fanta?
  • ... that Chris wishes you a hoppy Easter?
  • ... that in the Tour of Christian's House, Chris called his family a bunch of pack rats?
  • ... that Chris has said Niggos only once, but has used the actual N-word multiple times?
    • ... That Chris was under the influence of trolls when he said those words?

Quote of the Now

From an entry on Chris's court file noting that information was entered into court on 27 January 2023

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It is currently March 2023.

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Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the sections about Chris at the Kiwi Farms and the CWCki Club forums, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Please limit extensive discussions and speculations there, and use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

Picture of the Now

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Video of the Now