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The premier encyclopedia on the lolcow Chris Chan,
author of Sonichu, controversial YouTube personality,
transgender goddess, and (alleged) motherfucker.
We currently have 2,518 articles... and counting!
"Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki,
that may seem similar to anyone in real life,
are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic."
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The Incest Call refers to a video call which took place between Chris and Isabella Loretta Janke. During the call, Chris discussed him and his mother having engaged in substantial sexual activity. The call was partially recorded by Bella, who compiled together "random clips" from the conversation. Prior to the call, Chris had been sustaining a misleading cover story to multiple trusted individuals, including Bella, that his sex partner was simply an older woman. In a display of Honest Content, Chris decided to reveal the truth to Bella. Audio from the call was publicly leaked multiple times with varying amounts of censorship.


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We highly advise against seeking out Chris in any way.

This Day in Christory

Chris showing blatant disregard to the hard work other people put in to pay for his monthly tugboat.

Today in Christory, in 2001, Chris embarks upon the long journey of racking up over $2000 worth of debt on his credit card on eBay, also leaving him open to more forms of trolling, and purchases of My Little Ponies.


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