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Welcome to the CWCki! The premier encyclopedia on the lolcow Chris-Chan, author of Sonichu, controversial YouTube personality, transgender goddess, and formerly incarcerated motherfucker. OBSERVE CHRISTORY. DON'T MAKE CHRISTORY. We currently have 2,742 articles... and counting! "Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki, that may seem similar to anyone in real life, are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic." We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.

Quote of the Now “ I have suffered for a very long time, rather it be in a stagnant house with two senior citizens for parents with the obligation to give care to them in their times of need and stress. ” Chris on the CWC Blog

Article of the Week On 10 May 2022, Chris sent a thirteenth letter from Central Virginia Regional Jail to Kenneth Engelhardt, his first since being returned to the jail from an undisclosed location on 3 May. Kenneth uploaded the letter to the Onion Farms on 14 May. This is the first known jail letter that Chris has written since he was returned to Central Virginia Regional Jail on 3 May. Despite being in a mental institution for over 2 months, Chris is just as crazy as he was before being transferred. Most notably, Chris denies that he committed incest with Barb while also alleging that she had previously propositioned him for sex. He also sheds light on Barb's romantic history and reiterates his claims of being Jesus Christ. (More...) This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2008, the "Wii Incident" occurred. Chris took over the widescreen TV to play with his Wii for several hours, caused a number of children to miss out on picking up a number of rare Pokemon cards. Michael Snyder then ushered him out of the store. In response, Chris wrote "Michael Loves the Fuck out of Mary Lee Walsh" on a card box, which led to his second ban from The GAMe PLACe. (more...) Did You Know... ... that Chris got tricked into making a shout-out video dedicated to the Columbine shooters? ... that Brütal Legend rocks? ... that Chris was featured on Fox News? ... that Chris completed a commission tied to the Sneed's Feed and Seed joke from The Simpsons? ... that CWCville is pronounced as "quick-ville"? ... that Chris believes that lolcow and spree killer Randy Stair (AKA Andrew Blaze) was aware of the Dimensional Merge? ... that Sonichu made a cameo in a dodie music video? ... that Guitar Hero is Chris's source for new music? ... that Chris reenacted CopperCab's Gingers have Souls video? ... that Chris punched multiple holes in his wall to try to break through the Iron Curtain? Improvement Projects of the Now GO WORK ON IT! The article in desperate need of improvement at the moment is the Golden Church of Sonichu. The following long-term projects to improve the wiki are also needed: A solution for hosting files that are currently only on Kiwi Farms. See a talk page topic for more. All references which point to Kiwi Farms reevaluated/archived. See this topic for more. A backlog of chats that extends back several years, to finish adding to chat pages or mention in articles. Some chats are still archived on Kiwi Farms only and need to be saved elsewhere. CWC Chronology pages being converted to use references instead of piping. Many articles are out of date, need updating, or in stub form and could be expanded. Shirt of the Week The Sonic Rainboom! From the Business saga: Appeared in Jungle bells.

Da Update It is currently June 2025. It has been... 26 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public. 27 day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed. We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way. Current Updates 2 June - Chris posts "Prophetic Details" to the CWC Blog. 30 May - Chris uploads Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - S.A.V. (Scoundrel As Vessel) the First‎. 23 May - Chris posts "Transformers Legacy United Merge Bios" and "Random Thoughts" to the CWC Blog. 20 May - Chris uploads Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Chris-Chan Prime. 19 May - Chris uploads Grounded Deep Response, a lengthy address to da trolls. Chris uploads Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Medatron. 17 May - Chris livestreams Jesus Christ Chan - Sonic 2006 Speed Playthrough Part 3. 16 May - Chris uploads Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Rollout‎. Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent social media posts or browse the most recent changes to the CWCki. Recently Uncovered Info 22 May - Chaotic Rainbow Clues and Genderbent Dimension from October 2020 18 May - Walt's call with cwc! 2/17/25 from May 2025 CWCki News Account Creation NOTE: You must be 18 years or older to get an account. Account creation for the CWCki is open. To request an account, contact a CWCki Jerkop. They can be reached at - the Official CWCki Server Discord - message: Hurtful Truth Level, or Larry the Larryhog Official CWCki Server Discord • Kiwi Farms forum • CWCki Club forum • r/ChrisChanSonichu Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the sections about Chris at the Kiwi Farms, the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

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