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{{quote|The Pickle Man tricked me again.|Christian Weston Chandler<ref>[[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008]]</ref>}}
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| '''Date of Birth'''
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| '''Race'''
| [[Chris and race|White]]<br>[[Chris and race|Black]]<br>[[Michael Snyder|Jew]]
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Internet troll
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[[Image:Ze_Pickleman.jpg|thumb|The Man in the Pickle Suit in its natural habitat, devouring a herd of [[sonee]]s.]]
[[File:Pickle surprise.jpg|thumb|Suspect]]
[[File:Pickle surprise.jpg|thumb|Suspect]]



Revision as of 16:40, 2 September 2011

The Pickle Man tricked me again.
Christian Weston Chandler[1]
Trolls
File:Ze Pickleman.jpg
Man in the Pickle Suit
Date of Birth N/A
Gender N/A
Race White
Black
Jew
Occupation(s)

Internet troll

File:DancingPickleMan.gif
Suspect

The Man in the Pickle Suit (a.k.a. the Black Man in the Pickle Suit[2][3]) is the arch-nemesis of Chris whom he used to blame whenever he is tricked or conned.

Chris actually believes this is a real person. Since he also believes said Begro is after him and behind all the recent trollings, basically everyone can become the Pickle Man. As such, the Man in the Pickle Suit has now become the figure as whom most trolls anonymize.

Oddly, even though Chris turns basically everyone that annoys him into a villain in his shitty comic, the Man in the Pickle Suit has been spared. The closest it got was when "Cly" fought Chris using a goddamn "pickle gun". A gun. Shaped like a pickle. That shot pickles. He never manages to actually hit Chris with it, so there's no way to tell how much damage a fucking pickle would actually do.[4]

Origin

Lordsillynipples is the one true creator of the Pickle Negro. After posing as Blanca to troll CWC in early August 2008, a fake MySpace page, silly made Chris believe that Blanca was indeed a black transvestite in a pickle costume by suddenly revealing a new version of the MySpace. Ever since then, Chris has feared the pickle men.

I don't know who that guy is and I don’t think I really would care to know.
Chris on the Man in the Pickle Suit - Christian Weston Chandler Interview

The Jew in the Pickle Suit

This Pickle Man, at great personal risk, rescued Emily from the horrific date with Chris IRL. He also accompanied Robert Simmons V to his visit to Christian's church, disguised as an average civilian.

The Pickle Man today

Shit just got real.

Rumor says that the Man in the Pickle Suit now leads a calm and relaxing life in the nude beaches of Molvanîa, where he and the Molvanîan people exchange ways to troll Chris.

However, in October 2009, the MIPS established a YouTube account[5] that suggests he has come out of retirement one last time to deal a final, crushing blow upon the manchild.

Selected videos

Gallery

References

External links