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| '''Gender''' | | '''Gender''' | ||
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Oddly, even though Chris turns basically [[Kick the Autistic|everyone that annoys him]] into a [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|villain]] in his [[Sonichu (comic)|shitty comic]], the Man in the Pickle Suit has been spared. The closest it got was when [[Clyde Cash|"Cly"]] fought Chris using a goddamn "pickle gun".<ref>[[Sonichu Special 1]]</ref> | Oddly, even though Chris turns basically [[Kick the Autistic|everyone that annoys him]] into a [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|villain]] in his [[Sonichu (comic)|shitty comic]], the Man in the Pickle Suit has been spared. The closest it got was when [[Clyde Cash|"Cly"]] fought Chris using a goddamn "pickle gun".<ref>[[Sonichu Special 1]]</ref> | ||
Chris claims that the MitPS name may be '''Harold'''.<ref>[[Kacey Call 24]]</ref> | |||
== Origin == | == Origin == | ||
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This Pickle Man, at great personal risk, rescued [[Emily]] from the horrific date with Chris IRL. He also accompanied [[Robert Simmons V]] to his [[Church audio|visit]] to [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|Christian's church]], disguised as an average civilian. | This Pickle Man, at great personal risk, rescued [[Emily]] from the horrific date with Chris IRL. He also accompanied [[Robert Simmons V]] to his [[Church audio|visit]] to [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|Christian's church]], disguised as an average civilian. | ||
==The Pickle | ==The Pickle Men today== | ||
[[File:Realpickle1.png|thumb|Shit just got real.]] | [[File:Realpickle1.png|thumb|Shit just got real.]] | ||
In [[October 2009]], the MIPS established a [[YouTube]] account<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/user/TheNationofPickleMen#p/a/u/2/1cVdNCXTUB4]</ref> that suggests he has come out of retirement one last time to deal a final, crushing blow upon the manchild. | |||
==Selected videos== | ==Selected videos== | ||
Revision as of 10:01, 27 September 2011
| “ | The Pickle Man tricked me again. | ” |
| Christian Weston Chandler[1] | ||
| Trolls | |
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| File:Ze Pickleman.jpg | |
| Man in the Pickle Suit | |
| Real name | Harold (?) |
| Gender | Male |
| Race | White Black Jew |
| Occupation(s)
Internet troll | |
The Man in the Pickle Suit (a.k.a. the Black Man in the Pickle Suit[2][3]) is the arch-nemesis of Chris whom he used to blame whenever he is tricked or conned.
Oddly, even though Chris turns basically everyone that annoys him into a villain in his shitty comic, the Man in the Pickle Suit has been spared. The closest it got was when "Cly" fought Chris using a goddamn "pickle gun".[4]
Chris claims that the MitPS name may be Harold.[5]
Origin
Lordsillynipples is the one true creator of the Pickle Negro. After posing as Blanca to troll CWC in early August 2008, a fake MySpace page, silly made Chris believe that Blanca was indeed a black transvestite in a pickle costume by suddenly revealing a new version of the MySpace. Ever since then, Chris has feared the pickle men.
| “ | I don't know who that guy is and I don’t think I really would care to know. | ” |
| Chris on the Man in the Pickle Suit - Christian Weston Chandler Interview | ||
The Jew in the Pickle Suit
This Pickle Man, at great personal risk, rescued Emily from the horrific date with Chris IRL. He also accompanied Robert Simmons V to his visit to Christian's church, disguised as an average civilian.
The Pickle Men today
In October 2009, the MIPS established a YouTube account[6] that suggests he has come out of retirement one last time to deal a final, crushing blow upon the manchild.
Selected videos
- 11 September 2008: Captain's Log, Stardate September 11th, 2008 - Chris is first trolled by the Pickle Man.
- 21 October 2008: Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008 - Chris crashes into slumber after the Pickle Man breaks up his relationship with Blanca.
- 17 March 2010: Chris Drops the N-Bomb - Chris accuses Surfshack Tito of being a "pickle-suited nigger".
Gallery
One artist's depiction of the Man in the Pickle Suit.
The Man in the Pickle Suit looking awesome.
That's no suit, Chris.
He is real. Very real.
Despite including this warning, in which he suspected the user of being the Man in the Pickle Suit, he sent this user pictures of him in his mother's underwear and bra. IN THE SAME EMAIL.
The Man in the Pickle Suit is an ancient title passed on from one troll to another. In this lost scene from the Bayeux Tapestry, Geoffrey Weston the Feeble Minded (a possible early ancestor to Daniel Weston) is tricked by "The Man Donning the Pickled Cucumber Suit".
The weeaboo version of the Man in the Pickle Suit.
WHO IS THE CUCUMBER MAN?
MPS looking great, as usual.
