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==Today==
==Today==
In [[October 2009]], the MiPS established a [[YouTube]] account<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/user/TheNationofPickleMen#p/a/u/2/1cVdNCXTUB4]</ref> that suggested he had come out of retirement one last time to deal a final, crushing blow upon the manchild. Sadly, despite his promise that Chris would never complete his [[Fuck Quest]], Chris ended up [[Mia Hamm|losing his virginity]] in 2012. To date, the MiPS has yet to comment on this.{{Infobox/Fanvideo
In [[October 2009]], the MiPS established a [[YouTube]] account<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/user/TheNationofPickleMen#p/a/u/2/1cVdNCXTUB4]</ref> that suggested he had come out of retirement one last time to deal a final, crushing blow upon the manchild. Sadly, despite his promise that Chris would never complete his [[Fuck Quest]], Chris ended up [[Mia Hamm|losing his virginity]] in 2012. To date, the MiPS has yet to comment on this.{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name          = A Message to Chris Chan. From an old friend.
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At some point during 2014, the MiPS allegedly came to the ownership to the [[CWCki]]. It is rumored that he operates under the name [[User:Canine|Canine]]. In August 7, 2017, the MiPS made a shocking return out of nowhere during the last days of the [[DoopieDoOver|Doopie Saga]]. He obtained and leaked screencaps from the infamous [[Night Star]] sockpuppet of her [[NightStar2891_leaked_DMs| supposed private conversations]] with Chris. He fooled absolutely no one and only helped confirm the fact that [[Chris and socialization|Chris was talking to himself all along]]. This proved that the MiPS might not be the pickle we deserve, but its definitely the pickle we need.
At some point during 2014, the MiPS allegedly came to the ownership to the [[CWCki]]. It is rumored that he operates under the name [[User:Canine|Canine]]. In August 7, 2017, the MiPS made a shocking return out of nowhere during the last days of the [[DoopieDoOver|Doopie Saga]]. He obtained and leaked screencaps from the infamous [[Night Star]] sockpuppet of her [[NightStar2891_leaked_DMs| supposed private conversations]] with Chris. He fooled absolutely no one and only helped confirm the fact that [[Chris and socialization|Chris was talking to himself all along]]. This proved that the MiPS might not be the pickle we deserve, but it's definitely the pickle we need.


==Selected videos==
==Selected videos==

Revision as of 16:01, 5 February 2018

“ The Pickle Man tricked me again. ”
Christian Weston Chandler[1]
Pickle Man
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Information
Name Harold?
Gender Male
Race White
Black
Jew
Occupation Troll
Owner of the Cwcki(?)
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The Man in the Pickle Suit (a.k.a. the Black Man in the Pickle Suit[2][3]) is the arch-nemesis of Chris whom he used to blame whenever he is tricked or conned.

Oddly, even though Chris turns basically everyone that annoys him into a villain in his comic, the Man in the Pickle Suit has been spared. The closest it got was when "Cly" fought Chris using a goddamn "pickle gun".[4]

Chris claims that the MiPS' name may be Harold.[5]

Origin

“ I don't know who that guy is and I don’t think I really would care to know. ”
Chris on the Man in the Pickle Suit - Christian Weston Chandler Interview
Suspect

Lordsillynipples is the one true creator of the Pickle Negro. After posing as Blanca to troll CWC in early August 2008, using a fake MySpace page, he made Chris believe that Blanca was indeed a black transvestite in a pickle costume by suddenly revealing a new version of the MySpace. Ever since then, Chris has feared the pickle men.

The Jew in the Pickle Suit

This Pickle Man, at great personal risk, rescued Emily from the horrific date with Chris IRL. Whilst Emily and Chris were chatting it up and walking around the mall, the MiPS emerged from the shadows, and startered flirting with Emily. He ultimately won her over, stealing her from Chris, who stood dumbfounded, unable to cope with the defeat he had just suffered. He also accompanied Robert Simmons V to his visit to Christian's church, disguised as an average civilian.

Today

In October 2009, the MiPS established a YouTube account[6] that suggested he had come out of retirement one last time to deal a final, crushing blow upon the manchild. Sadly, despite his promise that Chris would never complete his Fuck Quest, Chris ended up losing his virginity in 2012. To date, the MiPS has yet to comment on this.

A Message to Chris Chan. From an old friend.
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Stardate 23 April 2010
Made By I Am The Internet Pickle Man
TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos

At some point during 2014, the MiPS allegedly came to the ownership to the CWCki. It is rumored that he operates under the name Canine. In August 7, 2017, the MiPS made a shocking return out of nowhere during the last days of the Doopie Saga. He obtained and leaked screencaps from the infamous Night Star sockpuppet of her supposed private conversations with Chris. He fooled absolutely no one and only helped confirm the fact that Chris was talking to himself all along. This proved that the MiPS might not be the pickle we deserve, but it's definitely the pickle we need.

Selected videos

Gallery

  • One artist's depiction of the Man in the Pickle Suit.

  • The Man in the Pickle Suit looking awesome.

  • That's no suit, Chris.

  • He is real. Very real.

  • Despite including this warning, in which he suspected the user of being the Man in the Pickle Suit, he sent this user pictures of him in his mother's underwear and bra. IN THE SAME EMAIL.

  • The Man in the Pickle Suit is an ancient title passed on from one troll to another. In this lost scene from the Bayeux Tapestry, Geoffrey Weston the Feeble Minded (a possible early ancestor to Daniel Weston) is tricked by "The Man Donning the Pickled Cucumber Suit".

  • The weeaboo version of the Man in the Pickle Suit.

  • WHO IS THE CUCUMBER MAN?

  • MPS looking great, as usual.

  • Ze Pickleman.jpg

    Shit just got real.

  • He is always watching.

  • Response to the Sonic Boom Protests.

References

  1. ↑ Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008
  2. ↑ Jackie Chat 3
  3. ↑ Jackie Chat 6
  4. ↑ Sonichu Special 1
  5. ↑ Kacey Call 24
  6. ↑ [1]

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