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{{quote|The Pickle Man tricked me again.|Christian Weston Chandler<ref>[[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008]]</ref>}}
{{quote|The Pickle Man tricked me again.|Christian Weston Chandler<ref>[[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008]]</ref>}}
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! colspan="2" | Trolls
| title = Pickle&nbsp;Man
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| image = [[Image:Realpickle1.png|250px|center]]
| colspan="2" | [[Image:Ze_Pickleman.jpg|200px]]
|header1  = Information
|-
|label1  = Name
! colspan="2" |Man in the Pickle Suit
|data1    = Marvin<br>Harold?<ref>[[Kacey Call 24]]</ref>
|-
|label4  = Gender
| '''Real name'''
|data4    = Male
| Harold (?)
|label6  = [[Chris and race|Race]]
|-
|data6    = White<br>[[Niggo|Black]]<br>[[Michael Snyder|Jew]]
| '''Gender'''
|label7  = Occupation
| Male
|data7    = [[Troll]]<br>Owner of the Cwcki
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| '''Race'''
}}
| [[Chris and race|White]]<br>[[Chris and race|Black]]<br>[[Michael Snyder|Jew]]
|-
| '''Occupation(s)'''
Internet troll
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|}


<div style="position:fixed; bottom:0; right:0">[[Image: DancingPickleMan.gif]]</div>
<div style="position:fixed; bottom:0; right:0">[[Image: DancingPickleMan.gif]]</div>
[[File:Pickle surprise.jpg|thumb|Suspect]]


The '''Man in the [[Pickle]] Suit''' (a.k.a. the '''[[Niggos|Black]] Man in the Pickle Suit'''<ref>[[Jackie Chat 3]]</ref><ref>[[Jackie Chat 6]]</ref>) is the arch-nemesis of [[Chris]] whom he used to blame whenever he is tricked or conned.
The '''Man in the [[Pickle]] Suit''' (Now referred to as '''Marvin''' and sometimes referred to as the '''[[Niggos|Black]] Man in the Pickle Suit'''<ref>[[Jackie Chat 3]]</ref><ref>[[Jackie Chat 6]]</ref>) was the arch-nemesis of [[Chris]] whom he used to blame whenever he was tricked or conned. In [[2009]], the role of the Man in the Pickle Suit was adopted by Marvin, who is often referred to as the '''Jew in the Pickle Suit'''.


Oddly, even though Chris turns basically [[Kick the Autistic|everyone that annoys him]] into a [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|villain]] in his [[Sonichu (comic)|shitty comic]], the Man in the Pickle Suit has been spared. The closest it got was when [[Clyde Cash|"Cly"]] fought Chris using a goddamn "pickle gun".<ref>[[Sonichu Special 1]]</ref>
The character was first created on 11 [[September 2008]] by a troll posing as [[Blanca]].<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20080925054140/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Chris-chan Web Archive - Chris Chan's Encyclopedia Dramatica]</ref> Using a fake [[MySpace]] page, they claimed that Blanca was in fact a black transvestite in a pickle costume. This lead to Chris believing that the pictured Man in the Pickle Suit was in fact a real person. Because the persona was entirely fictional, the character quickly became anonymized by trolls, with multiple people operating under the name at once. There is no single "Man in the Pickle Suit".


Chris claims that the MitPS name may be '''Harold'''.<ref>[[Kacey Call 24]]</ref>
Even though Chris turns basically [[Kick the Autistic|everyone that annoys him]] into a [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|villain]] in his [[Sonichu (comic)|comic]], the Man in the Pickle Suit has surprisingly been spared. The closest he got to featuring as an enemy was when [[Clyde Cash|"Cly"]] fought Chris using a goddamn "pickle gun".<ref>[[Sonichu Special 1]]</ref>


== Origin ==
==Origin==
[[Lordsillynipples]] is the one true creator of the Pickle Negro. After posing as [[Blanca]] to troll CWC in early August [[2008]], a fake [[MySpace]] page, silly made Chris believe that Blanca was indeed a black transvestite in a pickle costume by suddenly revealing a new version of the MySpace. Ever since then, Chris has feared the pickle men.
[[File:Picklemanorigins.png|left|250px|thumb|The original [[MySpace]] page.<ref name="mysp">[https://web.archive.org/web/20080915053142/https://myspace.com/kawaiikitsune123 Web Archive - kawaiikitsune123]</ref>]]{{quote|I don't know who that guy is and I don’t think I really would care to know.|[[Chris]] on the Man in the Pickle Suit - [[Christian Weston Chandler Interview]]}}
Midway through [[August 2008]], a troll on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] by the name of [[Lordsillynipples]] created a profile posing [[Blanca]] under the name "kawaiikitsune123".<ref name="mysp">[https://web.archive.org/web/20080915053142/https://myspace.com/kawaiikitsune123 Web Archive - kawaiikitsune123]</ref> The troll successfully tricked Chris into believing he was speaking to the "real" Blanca, and solicited nudes of him wearing his mother's bra and underwear. This was in spite of Chris stating earlier in the conversation, "you can't fool me; I KNOW from your attitude that you are the Pickle Man trying to get more crap on me again. Sorry Dude, you may as well TELL ME THE TRUTH".


{{quote|I don't know who that guy is and I don’t think I really would care to know.|[[Chris]] on the Man in the Pickle Suit - [[Christian Weston Chandler Interview]]}}
On [[9/11|11 September 2008]], the troll revealed himself, leaking Chris' nudes onto [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] and taunting Chris by stating they were a black pickle-suited transvestite.


== The Jew in the Pickle Suit ==
==Jew in the Pickle Suit==
This Pickle Man, at great personal risk, rescued [[Emily]] from the horrific date with Chris IRL. He also accompanied [[Robert Simmons V]] to his [[Church audio|visit]] to [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|Christian's church]], disguised as an average civilian.
[[File:Pickle surprise.jpg|thumb|Suspect]]
While many operated under the moniker, by far the most notorious individual was the '''Jew in the Pickle Suit''', also known as '''Marvin'''. Although Marvin has long-since stopped operating under the Man in the Pickle Suit name, he is still active on [[Kiwi Farms]] is the current owner of the [[CWCki]]. He played a significant role in dismantling the [[Idea Guys]], and is often considered a "coach" to current-day trolls.


==The Pickle Men today==
On 15 [[March 2009]], Marvin accompanied [[Robert Simmons V]] to his [[Church audio|visit]] to [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|Christian's church]], disguised as an average civilian.
[[File:Realpickle1.png|thumb|Shit just got real.]]


In [[October 2009]], the MIPS established a [[YouTube]] account<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/user/TheNationofPickleMen#p/a/u/2/1cVdNCXTUB4]</ref> that suggests he has come out of retirement one last time to deal a final, crushing blow upon the manchild. Sadly, despite his promise that Chris would never complete his [[Fuck Quest]], Chris ended up losing his virginity in 2012 (or so he claims.) To date, the MIPS has yet to comment on this.
On 19 [[March 2009]], Marvin, at great personal risk, rescued [[Emily]] from [[Emily#Chris.27s_first_date|a horrific first date with Chris IRL]]. Whilst Emily and Chris were chatting it up and walking around the mall, the Man in the Pickle Suit emerged from the shadows, and began flirting with Emily. He ultimately won her over, stealing her from Chris, who stood dumbfounded, unable to cope with the defeat he had just suffered.
 
In [[October 2009]], the Jew in the Pickle Suit established a [[YouTube]] account<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/user/TheNationofPickleMen#p/a/u/2/1cVdNCXTUB4]</ref> that suggested he had come out of retirement one last time to deal a final, crushing blow upon the manchild. Sadly, despite his promise that Chris would never complete his [[Fuck Quest]], Chris ended up [[Mia Hamm|losing his virginity]] in 2012.


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==Selected videos==
==Selected videos==
* 11 September 2008: [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 11th, 2008]] - Chris is first trolled by the Pickle Man.
* 11 September 2008: [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 11th, 2008]] - Chris is first trolled by the Pickle Man.
* 21 October 2008: [[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008]] - Chris [[stress|crashes into slumber]] after the Pickle Man breaks up his relationship with [[Blanca]].
* 21 October 2008: [[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008]] - Chris [[stress|crashes into slumber]] after the Pickle Man breaks up his relationship with [[Blanca]].
* 17 March 2010: [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb]] - Chris accuses [[Surfshack Tito]] of being a "pickle-suited [[Niggos|nigger]]".
* 17 March 2010: [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb]] - Chris accuses [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]] of being a "pickle-suited [[Niggos|nigger]]".
 
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==Gallery==
==Gallery==
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Image:FC07.jpg|He is real. Very real.
Image:FC07.jpg|He is real. Very real.
Image:Read This One.jpg|Despite including this warning, in which he suspected the user of being the Man in the Pickle Suit, he sent this user pictures of him in his mother's underwear and bra. IN THE SAME EMAIL.
Image:Read This One.jpg|Despite including this warning, in which he suspected the user of being the Man in the Pickle Suit, he sent this user pictures of him in his mother's underwear and bra. IN THE SAME EMAIL.
Image:TapestryPickleMan.jpg|The Man in the Pickle Suit is an ancient title passed on from one troll to another. In this lost scene from the Bayeux Tapestry, Geoffrey Weston the Feeble Minded (a possible early ancestor to [[Daniel Weston]]) is tricked by "The Man Donning the Pickled Cucumber Suit".
Image:TapestryPickleMan.jpg|The Man in the Pickle Suit is an ancient title passed on from one troll to another. In this lost scene from the Bayeux Tapestry, Geoffrey Weston the Feeble-Minded (a possible early ancestor to [[Daniel Weston]]) is tricked by "The Man Donning the Pickled Cucumber Suit".
Image:FightPickleman.jpg|The weeaboo version of the Man in the Pickle Suit.
Image:FightPickleman.jpg|The weeaboo version of the Man in the Pickle Suit.
Image:CucumberMan.jpg|WHO IS THE CUCUMBER MAN?
Image:CucumberMan.jpg|WHO IS THE CUCUMBER MAN?
Image:Pickleportrait.jpg|MPS looking great, as usual.
Image:Pickleportrait.jpg|MPS looking great, as usual.
Image:Sherrifpick.JPG|The Man in the Pickle Suit made his way into law enforcement
File:Ze_Pickleman.jpg|Shit just got real.
File:Pickleman.jpg|He is always watching
File:Pickleman.jpg|He is always watching.
File:Black man in pickle suit (1).jpg|Response to the [[Sonic Boom Protests]].
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==External links==
==External links==
*[http://www.myspace.com/kawaiikitsune123 The MPS's] on [[MySpace]]
*[http://www.myspace.com/kawaiikitsune123 The Man in the Pickle Suit] on [[MySpace]]
*[http://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Man-in-the-Pickle-Suit/178569036183 The Man in the Pickle Suit] on [[Facebook]]
*[http://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Man-in-the-Pickle-Suit/178569036183 The Man in the Pickle Suit] on [[Facebook]]
*[http://https://twitter.com/hwinslow3 The Man in the Pickle Suit] on [[Twitter]]


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Revision as of 02:06, 24 June 2019

The Pickle Man tricked me again.
Christian Weston Chandler[1]
Pickle Man
Realpickle1.png
Information
Name Marvin
Harold?[2]
Gender Male
Race White
Black
Jew
Occupation Troll
Owner of the Cwcki
File:DancingPickleMan.gif

The Man in the Pickle Suit (Now referred to as Marvin and sometimes referred to as the Black Man in the Pickle Suit[3][4]) was the arch-nemesis of Chris whom he used to blame whenever he was tricked or conned. In 2009, the role of the Man in the Pickle Suit was adopted by Marvin, who is often referred to as the Jew in the Pickle Suit.

The character was first created on 11 September 2008 by a troll posing as Blanca.[5] Using a fake MySpace page, they claimed that Blanca was in fact a black transvestite in a pickle costume. This lead to Chris believing that the pictured Man in the Pickle Suit was in fact a real person. Because the persona was entirely fictional, the character quickly became anonymized by trolls, with multiple people operating under the name at once. There is no single "Man in the Pickle Suit".

Even though Chris turns basically everyone that annoys him into a villain in his comic, the Man in the Pickle Suit has surprisingly been spared. The closest he got to featuring as an enemy was when "Cly" fought Chris using a goddamn "pickle gun".[6]

Origin

The original MySpace page.[7]
I don't know who that guy is and I don’t think I really would care to know.
Chris on the Man in the Pickle Suit - Christian Weston Chandler Interview

Midway through August 2008, a troll on Encyclopedia Dramatica by the name of Lordsillynipples created a profile posing Blanca under the name "kawaiikitsune123".[7] The troll successfully tricked Chris into believing he was speaking to the "real" Blanca, and solicited nudes of him wearing his mother's bra and underwear. This was in spite of Chris stating earlier in the conversation, "you can't fool me; I KNOW from your attitude that you are the Pickle Man trying to get more crap on me again. Sorry Dude, you may as well TELL ME THE TRUTH".

On 11 September 2008, the troll revealed himself, leaking Chris' nudes onto Encyclopedia Dramatica and taunting Chris by stating they were a black pickle-suited transvestite.

Jew in the Pickle Suit

Suspect

While many operated under the moniker, by far the most notorious individual was the Jew in the Pickle Suit, also known as Marvin. Although Marvin has long-since stopped operating under the Man in the Pickle Suit name, he is still active on Kiwi Farms is the current owner of the CWCki. He played a significant role in dismantling the Idea Guys, and is often considered a "coach" to current-day trolls.

On 15 March 2009, Marvin accompanied Robert Simmons V to his visit to Christian's church, disguised as an average civilian.

On 19 March 2009, Marvin, at great personal risk, rescued Emily from a horrific first date with Chris IRL. Whilst Emily and Chris were chatting it up and walking around the mall, the Man in the Pickle Suit emerged from the shadows, and began flirting with Emily. He ultimately won her over, stealing her from Chris, who stood dumbfounded, unable to cope with the defeat he had just suffered.

In October 2009, the Jew in the Pickle Suit established a YouTube account[8] that suggested he had come out of retirement one last time to deal a final, crushing blow upon the manchild. Sadly, despite his promise that Chris would never complete his Fuck Quest, Chris ended up losing his virginity in 2012.


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