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[[Image:myspacehacked.jpg|thumb||Chris's MySpace after the hacking]]
[[Image:myspacehacked.jpg|thumb||Chris's MySpace after the hacking]]


==Blog posts==
==Blog posts==

Revision as of 17:23, 6 November 2011

Chris's top friend on MySpace was "Chris's Future Sweetheart." Yes, he created a placeholder account for his top friend
File:ComicMyspace.jpg
Chris's accurate depiction of his MySpace - his only friend is Sonichu

Chris created MySpace pages to attract boyfriend-free girls in his 20032004 battle against Mary Lee Walsh.[1] One of his accounts got hacked by the Man in the Pickle Suit in the events of 11 September 2008 (NEVER FORGET).

Chris's MySpace after the hacking

Blog posts

I wouldn't feel comfortable around...

Current mood: thoughtful

**Note: While I truly appreciate the attention from the women who live out of state (Virginia) and those who show-off in front of an EyeToy... I'm sorry, but if we could not personally meet within 20 miles of 22968, it's a big no-go.

It has come to my attentive mind that a few women who may be attracted to me are those of whom I would not feel comfortable around. So to avoid later confusion, here's a list of characteristics I would REALLY not feel comfortable around...

-SMOKERS
-REAL DRUNK ALCOHOLICS (Gone to "Moe's" often?)
-Current/Previous Mothers (I support them fully, but I would not feel comfortable walking into a previously-made family; I would feel more comfortable starting fresh and having my own child(ren)).
-Real Ugly Women.
-Currently Over 230 pounds.
-The low-functionally mentally-handicapped.
-The seriously physically-deformed.
-Autistic (high-functionally or otherwise)...

Although I, myself, am High-Functionally Autistic, but that's beside the point.

-Medium or Dark-Chocolate.
-Police-Women.

I apologize if I have touched any nerves that may cause sadness; I'm just being honest. But don't fret, if you fit under any of these conditions, you can still help me by spreading a good word about me among the 18-24-year old, Boyfriend-Free set. Thank you for your consideration. Have a nice day.

I like the African Americans as equals.

Current mood: calm

I do not feel black people as "intolerable"; on the contrary I've had a few black friends growing up (mostly female). I like black people as equals among the worldwide population. I, myself, am part Cherokee, so I am likely to have a black ancestor among the tribe (it is uncertain in mine, and my father's (as he is the Cherokee parent of mine) knowledge, but I accept the theory). In short, I have no problems with black people.

As for the worldwide MALE (all nations and colors) Population, I can tolerate male acquaintances, but due to the proven fact that ALL MEN have taken ALL the WOMEN, leaving me none visibly to choose from, I am not particularly fond of 99.999999999999996% of the fully Male population (with the margin of exceptions of the few male acquaintances I have, my father, the current US President, and the few respectable males.

It is also proven that Majority of the Male Population are arrogant, ignorant of others' feelings and emotions, rarely give full thought to their actions before executing them, testosterone driven, more for danger than Peace. A lot of women will likely have the same feelings against the Males they encounter. Yet among all the women, they find the FEW among the males who are the opposite of the traits I have just listed, and they accept them for not only their potential husbands, but their True Emotional supporters and providers.

I have grown up with MOSTLY Close Female Friends, so I understand the negatives, and I, as one of the few accepted among the women, reference one, Anna McLerran, who currently resides in Salt Lake City, Utah, she and I, we were very close, she accepted me, she feels comfortable around me, she is confident with me, she shares her emotions openly with me, and above all else, she emotionally supports me and loves me as a friend. Check among the females in the Manchester High School (Chesterfield County, Virginia) Class of 2000 roster; most of them remember me as an honest, good-hearted person.

But in my current search for my Sweetheart, my God-and-Lord-Commanded Dream calls for a pure, pretty daughter, and she did [sic] appear unto me black. So to keep within the Godly rules of my dream, and I've been raised old-fashioned by my father, my Sweetheart has to be white.

So, I reiterate, I am not prejudiced, I am only acting on the word of God my Lord, and I would feel terrible if I acted against that word.

Chandler's List

On 19 May 2009, Clyde Cash discovered three text files on Chris's site. One file is a list of Chris's MySpace friends, whom he classified as JERKS (males), smokers, drunks, "more to love" (fatties), etc. The other two files are correspondences with young ladies on MySpace who lived near Chris in 2005. The list is presented verbatim with added links and minor adjustments for formatting.

SonichuCWC's MySpace Friends (Mostly Female, unless noted as "JERK;" MEN, other than myself are JERKS)

Currently 70 Friends ("()" around profile description means "Marked as Favorite(s)")

Name Location Age Note
asa Arlington, Alabama 25 JERK
\/\/hitney Quinque, Virginia 18
Howard Charlottesville, Virginia 31 JERK
TheBestKeptSecretYouHad Louisa Co., Virginia 19 Taken
~*Tracy*~ Columbus, Ohio 25
Kristen Charlottesville, Virginia 22
Mac Charlottesville, Virginia 19
Sarah Richmond, Virginia 20 Taken
...Them chickens is ash and I'm lotion (Akalei <3) Charlottesville, Virginia 21 Taken
Kim Charlottesville, Virginia 24
Lauren...SING U 2 SLEEP Chesapeake, Virginia 21 "More to Love"
_Da/\/ieL Roswell, New Mexico 17 JERK
Samantha Orange, Virginia 19
UVA nurse (Hayley) Raleigh, North Carolina 22
Escaping Ellsworth South Chicago Suburbia, Illinois ?? JERK Band
Shelly McGaheysville, Virginia 18
Heather Burbank & New Orleans, California 35 Taken
*~KISS~* Charlottesville, Virginia 21
Jessie Jo Charlottesville, Virginia 24 Smoker
I lOVe yOu <3 iS thAt okAy Charlottesville, Virginia 18
Nasty G Richboro, Pennsylvania ?? JERK Band
Kristie Charlottesville, Virginia 19
(**LiNnEa** Charlottesville, Virginia 19 Taken)
Ashley Charlottesville, virginia 19
Amanda Orange, Virginia 20
Erika Charlottesville, Virginia 21
(Lindsay Charlottesville, Virginia 20)
sasa Short Pump, Virginia 21 Smoker
(Jelena Charlottesville, Virginia 20 No Interest)
Jade Tampa, Florida 17
Leah Los Angeles, California ??
Brooke Crozet, Vriginia 19 Taken
Cate Charlottesville, Virginia 22 Lesbian
(Ella Charlottesville, Virginia 19 No Interest)
Randi Charlottesville, Virginia 17 Mormon
Chad Charlottesville, Virginia 23 JERK
Rachel Charlottesville, Virginia 20
JaMee Floyds Knobs, Indiana 18 Taken
(Green Day=Orgy (Anna) Salt Lake City, Utah 20 Mormon)
Beth Charlottesville, Virginia 19
(Timothy James Salt Lake City, Utah 17 JERK)
*JUDY* aka the girlie Charlottesville, Virginia 21 Taken
Courtney Jaye Atlanta, Georgia 2?
Jessica Charlottesville, Virginia 19
Maureen Radford, Virginia 21
JesseBacKwards Tri-Valley, California ?? JERK Band
lori Charlottesville, Virginia 21
Aimee Ruckersville, Virginia 25 Smoking Parent
(~*FreeStyle*~ Charlottesville, Virginia 21 JERK)
Jessika Charlottesville, Virginia 19 No Intrest
Nora-Chan (*MIZZ NORA*) Fort Wayne, Indiana 21 Taken
Mary Barboursville, Alabama 16
sandy Northern Cambria, Pennsylvania 24
I <3 ROCKSTARS (Becca) Crozet, Virginia 18
Liz Charlottesville, Virginia 24
Wild Spokane, Alabama 24
(Britney Spears Beverly Hills, California 23 Taken)
organized C h A o S Charlottesville, Virginia 20
Sara Oshkosh, Wisconsin 19
love...lost...heart (Melanie) Ruckersville, Virginia 19
zack Warren, Michigan 16 JERK
Pimpasaurus Sex Yavin IV, Alabama 22 JERK
JustJen Palm Springs, California 23 Taken
veronica Baltimore, Maryland 19 Smoker
Ashley of Course Charlottesville, Virginia 18
Jeremy Waynerboro, Virginia 26 JERK
(Chris Ruckersville, Virginia 23 Self)
adam Albany, New York 18 JERK
Crystal ???, Nevada 18
Karen New York, New York 24

Chris's MySpace Friends: (Mostly Female, unless noted as "JERK;" MEN, other than myself are JERKS)
**cwcson@gmail.com gmail.com pass: sonichu myspace.com pass: sonichu3
Currently 54 Friends [Note: the reason Chris adds "8" to some listings is unknown]

Name Location Age Note
Julia San Diego, California 26 Taken
asa Arlington, Alabama 25 JERK 8
Emma Rocks! Charlottesville, Virginia 23 Smoker
Howard Charlottesville, Virginia 31 JERK
Meredith Charlottesville, Virginia 21 Smoker
*New Addiction* Charlottesville, Virginia 20
Simpleng Tao (Howie) Charlottesville, Virginia 21 "More to Love"
~*Tracy*~ Columbus, Ohio 25 8
Kristen Charlottesville, Virginia 22 8
*Molly Charlottesville, Virginia 16 8
katie Charlottesville, Virginia 20
Kim Charlottesville, Virginia 24 8
Lauren...SING U 2 SLEEP Chesapeake, Virginia 21 "More to Love" 8
_Da/\/ieL Roswell, New Mexico 17 JERK 8
Escaping Ellsworth South Chicago Suburbia, Illinois ?? JERK Band 8
Heather Burbank & New Orleans, California 35 Taken 8
*~KISS~* Charlottesville, Virginia 21 8
Jessie Jo Charlottesville, Virginia 24 Smoker 8
Nasty G Richboro, Pennsylvania ?? JERK Band 8
**LiNnEa** Charlottesville, Virginia 19 Taken
Ashleigh Charlottesville, Virginia 21
Amanda Orange, Virginia 20 8
Erika Charlottesville, Virginia 21 8
Lindsay Charlottesville, Virginia 20 8
Jennifer Charlottesville, Virginia 24
sasa Short Pump, Virginia 21 Smoker 8
Jade Tampa, Florida 17 8
Leah Los Angeles, California ?? 8
Cate Charlottesville, Virginia 22 Lesbian 8
Laura Charlottesville, Virginia 22
sarah p. Charlottesville, Virginia 22
Randi Charlottesville, Virginia 17 Mormon 8
Chad Charlottesville, Virginia 23 JERK 8
Green Day=Orgy (Anna) Salt Lake City, Utah 20
Maureen Radford, Virginia 21 8
JesseBacKwards Tri-Valley, California ?? JERK Band 8
lori Charlottesville, Virginia 21 8
Aimee Ruckersville, Virginia 25 Smoking Parent 8
Mary Barboursville, Alabama 16 8
I <3 ROCKSTARS (Becca) Crozet, Virginia 18
Liz Charlottesville, Virginia 24 8
SonichuCWC Ruckersville, Virginia 23 Self
organized C h A o S Charlottesville, Virginia 20
Sara Oshkosh, Wisconsin 19 8
zack Warren, Michigan 16 JERK 8
anglhallz (Holly) Charlottesville, Virginia 20
Pimpasaurus Sex Yavin IV, Alabama 22 JERK 8
JustJen Palm Springs, California 23 Taken 8
AMY Houston, Texas ?? Taken
Ashley of Course Charlottesville, Virginia 18 8
Jeremy Waynerboro, Virginia 26 JERK
adam Albany, New York 18 JERK 8
Crystal ???, Nevada 18 8
Karen New York, New York 24 8

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Sources

See also

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