MySpace

Chris's top friend on MySpace was "Chris's Future Sweetheart." Yes, he created a placeholder account for his top friend

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Chris's accurate depiction of his MySpace - his only friend is Sonichu

Chris created MySpace pages to attract boyfriend-free girls in his 2003–2004 battle against Mary Lee Walsh. One of his accounts got hacked by the Man in the Pickle Suit in the events of 11 September 2008 (NEVER FORGET).

Chris's MySpace after the hacking

The following text is taken from an copy of Chris Chan's MySpace page archived on 5 July 2008. Chris had last logged in to the site the day before.

Basic Information

"Serious, Honest Relationship with a Woman is desperately required for me."

Male

26 years old

RUCKERSVILLE, Virginia, United States

Last Login: 7/4/2008

Mood: blank

Chris Chan's Interests

General

I enjoy drawing, listening to music, playing video games and Pokemon or Yu-Gi-Oh card games. I also like anime, creating with Lego pieces, My Little Pony, Transformers, and I love my parents. And sometimes, I work on my website at http:sonichuchandler.tripod.com/cwcson.htm. As for my video game systems, I have a Commodore 64 computer, NES, Game Boy, GB Color, GBA, GBA SP, SNES, Genesis/Sega CD/32-X, Game Gear, Sega Saturn, Sega Dreamcast, Nintendo 64, PS2, PSP, Nintendo Gamecube and a Nintendo DS.

I would feel a lot better when a woman who is interested in me is the one who does the "Date Asking." In short, I feel that I really need a "Sadie Hawkins" situation.

[Image] My two favorite Ponies; Waterfire and Star Catcher. :)

Music

All types of music, as long as it has a good tune. :) But I Really Like Britney Spears (no matter what they all say)! My favorite song from "Air Britney" would be E-Mail My Heart. And, in comparison to my 3-year old situation; wishing, hoping and praying that a Boyfriend-Free Girl would Personally Approach My Heart. I have my own set of songs that I sing too. So, I, Christian Chandler, am Number 2 on my Top Favorite Singers List. 8-) I also like: Backstreet Boys, Puffy AmiYumi, Excel Girls, The Steel Angels, N*Sync, C&C Music Factory, Daft Punk, Frank Sinatra, Bing Crosby, Louis Armstrong, M2M, Hillary Duff, Jennifer Lopez, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Christopher Cross, Vanessa Carlton, Monica, Mariah Carry, And Others.

Here's one of the songs I sang, Yellow is a Mellow Color

Please allow a few minutes for the song to load.

Download for free by going to my Sonichu Site, and right-clicking the link among the news links on the front page.

• Lyrics + Title copyrighted by Christian W. Chandler, August 20, 2003.

The music came from Sama de Amigo, Sega Dreamcast.

Movies

Favorite Movie, Mary Poppins.

Television

Sonic the Hedgehog, Sailor Moon, My Little Pony, Excel Saga, Transformers, Pokemon, Yu-Gi-Oh, Red Skelton, Steel Angel Kurumi, Pretty Cure (Anime), Powerpuff Girls (Original Cartoon and "PPGZ Anime), Ren and Stimpy, Home Movies, Space Ghost Coast to Coast, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Robot Chicken, Fat Albert, Spongebob, Rugrats/All Grown Up, My Life As A Teenage Robot, Danger Mouse, Inuyasha, NOIR, Family Guy, American Dad, I Love Lucy, All In the Family, Sanford and Son, Bob Newhart, Mary Tyler Moore and others.

My Favorite Toons list goes back to the early 1980s.

Books

I used to read R.L. Stien's "Goosebumps," and "Fear Street." I sometimes still do.

Heroes

Sonic the Hedgehog, and my Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon, Sonichu. Check out my Sonichu Site at http://sonichuchandler.tripod.com/cwcson.htm.

I would also like to mention The Sonichu Group is open for suggestions and comments.

But my mother is a real hero, because she cares for me a lot. And she is a great role model.

Groups

Nickelodeon and Nicktoons fans, ~Mary Poppins~, Official Single & Looking Group, My-Nintendo, pokemon Master, pokemon rules, Yugioh-King of Games, Yugioh Group

Chris Chan's Details

Status: Single

Here for: Serious Relationships

Orientation: Straight

Hometown: Ruckersville, Virginia

Body type: 5' 10" / Average

Ethnicity: White / Caucasian

Religion: Christian - other

Zodiac Sign: Pisces

Smoke / Drink: No / No

Children: Someday

Education: College graduate

Occupation: PVCC Graduate

Income: Less than $30,000

Chris Chan's Schools

University Of Virginia-Main Campus 2007 to Present

Charlottesville, VA

Graduated: N/A

Degree: None

Major: Waiting to be FOUND by a Boyfriend-Free Girl, who is willing to grow into a Sweeheart.

Clubs: The Sonichu Club, The Lonely Male Virgin.

[Chris accidentally posted the above school twice]

Piedmont Virginia Community College 2000 to 2006

Charlottesville,Virginia

Graduated: 2006

Student status: Alumni

Degree: Bachelor's Degree

Major: Computer Aided Drafting and Design (CADD)

Clubs: none

Manchester High 1997 to 2000

Midlothian,Virginia

Graduated: 2000

Student status: Alumni

Degree: High School Diploma

Chris Chan's Companies

The Game Place

Charlottesville, VA US

Volunteer Player/Pokemon Event Host.

On Temporary Hiatus

Artsy Gamer

Ruckersville, VA US

Game Player (Sometimes Online With DS, PSP or PS3)

Mi Casa

Current

Chris Chan's Blurbs

About Me:

*Please be sure to read ALL of the "Who I'd Like to Meet" section.*

Heeeerrrreeee's...

Christian

Weston

Chandler

PLEASE NOTE, IF you, the single woman, are Honestly, Seriously Interested in starting a Sweetheart Relationship with me, ..Look Me Up In Person..; I do not feel comfortable with starting a relationship over-the-internet, period. As long as you live in or within 25 miles of Ruckersville, VA, that is the distance I feel most comfortable traveling to meet up with you.

I am young at heart, because I enjoy the seemingly child-like things I do like playing with Sonic the Hedgehog, Yu-Gi-Oh, Pokemon, Legos, My Little Pony, and drawing cartoonishly. I am also creator of my Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon, Sonichu. I have been drawing and writing comic books, and I've drawn/written quite a few issues so far. I have graduated from Manchester High School on the Honor Roll, and I have graduated from PVCC with two Computer Aided Drafting & Design Degrees May, 2006. I am shy, but I would really enjoy the company of a pretty girl who likes some of the things I do, with a few opposite traits (excluding smokers and drunks). I also like to have fun when I can, and I don't like to be alone. I would prefer Person-to-person encounters/chats instead of over the internet, but please feel free to send me a message or comments.

I would also like to mention The Sonichu Group is open for suggestions and comments. Thank You.

I would also like to take this moment to mention The DVD of my life: Christian Weston Chandler... Yep, I'm On T.V. :) You may learn more about it in my About The Author Section on my Sonichu Site.

Not to brag, but I took two seperate HTML classes, and then learned more around the net. I highly reccomend learning HTML. Although HTML word processors and Generators spells out the details of a page in a nutshell, it really helps to know the language so you can jazz it up more your way later (in the Notepad or in the Profile/Group Editor). Learning to Know is Past Cool!

I SO Need a Cute Girl to make into a Sweetheart-Soulmate from the ground-up, because I DO NOT WANT TO BE ALONE AND SAD in the Long-Run.

Also, did you know that male/female couples live longer than a single person; I heard it on the John Tesh Radio Show.

And I HAVE A DREAM... I dream that I will become a Good Father for my future, daughter, who I will lovingly name *Crystal*, alongside my future Sweetheart/Soulmate (my future wife/her mother). :)

I would feel better when a woman who is interested in me is the one who does the "Date Asking." In short, I feel that I need a "Sadie Hawkins" situation. When getting my attention, please approach me and say Hi. Do NOT flirt from a distance; I will not be able to notice a long-distance flirt due to a thing called "Tunnel-Vision" (and High-Functional Autism).

Blog posts

I wouldn't feel comfortable around...

September 5, 2006 Current mood: thoughtful **Note: While I truly appreciate the attention from the women who live out of state (Virginia) and those who show-off in front of an EyeToy... I'm sorry, but if we could not personally meet within 20 miles of 22968, it's a big no-go. It has come to my attentive mind that a few women who may be attracted to me are those of whom I would not feel comfortable around. So to avoid later confusion, here's a list of characteristics I would REALLY not feel comfortable around... -SMOKERS -REAL DRUNK ALCOHOLICS (Gone to "Moe's" often?) -Current/Previous Mothers (I support them fully, but I would not feel comfortable walking into a previously-made family; I would feel more comfortable starting fresh and having my own child(ren)). -Real Ugly Women. -Currently Over 230 pounds. -The low-functionally mentally-handicapped. -The seriously physically-deformed. -Autistic (high-functionally or otherwise)... Although I, myself, am High-Functionally Autistic, but that's beside the point. -Medium or Dark-Chocolate. -Police-Women. I apologize if I have touched any nerves that may cause sadness; I'm just being honest. But don't fret, if you fit under any of these conditions, you can still help me by spreading a good word about me among the 18-24-year old, Boyfriend-Free set. Thank you for your consideration. Have a nice day.

I like the African Americans as equals.

Current mood: calm I do not feel black people as "intolerable"; on the contrary I've had a few black friends growing up (mostly female). I like black people as equals among the worldwide population. I, myself, am part Cherokee, so I am likely to have a black ancestor among the tribe (it is uncertain in mine, and my father's (as he is the Cherokee parent of mine) knowledge, but I accept the theory). In short, I have no problems with black people. As for the worldwide MALE (all nations and colors) Population, I can tolerate male acquaintances, but due to the proven fact that ALL MEN have taken ALL the WOMEN, leaving me none visibly to choose from, I am not particularly fond of 99.999999999999996% of the fully Male population (with the margin of exceptions of the few male acquaintances I have, my father, the current US President, and the few respectable males. It is also proven that Majority of the Male Population are arrogant, ignorant of others' feelings and emotions, rarely give full thought to their actions before executing them, testosterone driven, more for danger than Peace. A lot of women will likely have the same feelings against the Males they encounter. Yet among all the women, they find the FEW among the males who are the opposite of the traits I have just listed, and they accept them for not only their potential husbands, but their True Emotional supporters and providers. I have grown up with MOSTLY Close Female Friends, so I understand the negatives, and I, as one of the few accepted among the women, reference one, Anna McLerran, who currently resides in Salt Lake City, Utah, she and I, we were very close, she accepted me, she feels comfortable around me, she is confident with me, she shares her emotions openly with me, and above all else, she emotionally supports me and loves me as a friend. Check among the females in the Manchester High School (Chesterfield County, Virginia) Class of 2000 roster; most of them remember me as an honest, good-hearted person. But in my current search for my Sweetheart, my God-and-Lord-Commanded Dream calls for a pure, pretty daughter, and she did [sic] appear unto me black. So to keep within the Godly rules of my dream, and I've been raised old-fashioned by my father, my Sweetheart has to be white. So, I reiterate, I am not prejudiced, I am only acting on the word of God my Lord, and I would feel terrible if I acted against that word.

Chandler's List

On 19 May 2009, Clyde Cash discovered three text files on Chris's site. One file is a list of Chris's MySpace friends, whom he classified as JERKS (males), smokers, drunks, "more to love" (fatties), etc. The other two files are correspondences with young ladies on MySpace who lived near Chris in 2005. The list is presented verbatim with added links and minor adjustments for formatting.

SonichuCWC's MySpace Friends (Mostly Female, unless noted as "JERK;" MEN, other than myself are JERKS) Currently 70 Friends ("()" around profile description means "Marked as Favorite(s)")

Name	Location	Age	Note
asa	Arlington, Alabama	25	JERK
\/\/hitney	Quinque, Virginia	18
Howard	Charlottesville, Virginia	31	JERK
TheBestKeptSecretYouHad	Louisa Co., Virginia	19	Taken
~*Tracy*~	Columbus, Ohio	25
Kristen	Charlottesville, Virginia	22
Mac	Charlottesville, Virginia	19
Sarah	Richmond, Virginia	20	Taken
...Them chickens is ash and I'm lotion (Akalei <3)	Charlottesville, Virginia	21	Taken
Kim	Charlottesville, Virginia	24
Lauren...SING U 2 SLEEP	Chesapeake, Virginia	21	"More to Love"
_Da/\/ieL	Roswell, New Mexico	17	JERK
Samantha	Orange, Virginia	19
UVA nurse (Hayley)	Raleigh, North Carolina	22
Escaping Ellsworth	South Chicago Suburbia, Illinois	??	JERK Band
Shelly	McGaheysville, Virginia	18
Heather	Burbank & New Orleans, California	35	Taken
*~KISS~*	Charlottesville, Virginia	21
Jessie Jo	Charlottesville, Virginia	24	Smoker
I lOVe yOu <3 iS thAt okAy	Charlottesville, Virginia	18
Nasty G	Richboro, Pennsylvania	??	JERK Band
Kristie	Charlottesville, Virginia	19
(**LiNnEa**	Charlottesville, Virginia	19	Taken)
Ashley	Charlottesville, virginia	19
Amanda	Orange, Virginia	20
Erika	Charlottesville, Virginia	21
(Lindsay	Charlottesville, Virginia	20)
sasa	Short Pump, Virginia	21	Smoker
(Jelena	Charlottesville, Virginia	20	No Interest)
Jade	Tampa, Florida	17
Leah	Los Angeles, California	??
Brooke	Crozet, Vriginia	19	Taken
Cate	Charlottesville, Virginia	22	Lesbian
(Ella	Charlottesville, Virginia	19	No Interest)
Randi	Charlottesville, Virginia	17	Mormon
Chad	Charlottesville, Virginia	23	JERK
Rachel	Charlottesville, Virginia	20
JaMee	Floyds Knobs, Indiana	18	Taken
(Green Day=Orgy (Anna)	Salt Lake City, Utah	20	Mormon)
Beth	Charlottesville, Virginia	19
(Timothy James	Salt Lake City, Utah	17	JERK)
*JUDY* aka the girlie	Charlottesville, Virginia	21	Taken
Courtney Jaye	Atlanta, Georgia	2?
Jessica	Charlottesville, Virginia	19
Maureen	Radford, Virginia	21
JesseBacKwards	Tri-Valley, California	??	JERK Band
lori	Charlottesville, Virginia	21
Aimee	Ruckersville, Virginia	25	Smoking Parent
(~*FreeStyle*~	Charlottesville, Virginia	21	JERK)
Jessika	Charlottesville, Virginia	19	No Intrest
Nora-Chan (*MIZZ NORA*)	Fort Wayne, Indiana	21	Taken
Mary	Barboursville, Alabama	16
sandy	Northern Cambria, Pennsylvania	24
I <3 ROCKSTARS (Becca)	Crozet, Virginia	18
Liz	Charlottesville, Virginia	24
Wild	Spokane, Alabama	24
(Britney Spears	Beverly Hills, California	23	Taken)
organized C h A o S	Charlottesville, Virginia	20
Sara	Oshkosh, Wisconsin	19
love...lost...heart (Melanie)	Ruckersville, Virginia	19
zack	Warren, Michigan	16	JERK
Pimpasaurus Sex	Yavin IV, Alabama	22	JERK
JustJen	Palm Springs, California	23	Taken
veronica	Baltimore, Maryland	19	Smoker
Ashley of Course	Charlottesville, Virginia	18
Jeremy	Waynerboro, Virginia	26	JERK
(Chris	Ruckersville, Virginia	23	Self)
adam	Albany, New York	18	JERK
Crystal	???, Nevada	18
Karen	New York, New York	24

Chris's MySpace Friends: (Mostly Female, unless noted as "JERK;" MEN, other than myself are JERKS)
**cwcson@gmail.com gmail.com pass: sonichu myspace.com pass: sonichu3
Currently 54 Friends [Note: the reason Chris adds "8" to some listings is unknown]

Name	Location	Age	Note
Julia	San Diego, California	26	Taken
asa	Arlington, Alabama	25	JERK	8
Emma Rocks!	Charlottesville, Virginia	23	Smoker
Howard	Charlottesville, Virginia	31	JERK
Meredith	Charlottesville, Virginia	21	Smoker
*New Addiction*	Charlottesville, Virginia	20
Simpleng Tao (Howie)	Charlottesville, Virginia	21	"More to Love"
~*Tracy*~	Columbus, Ohio	25	8
Kristen	Charlottesville, Virginia	22	8
*Molly	Charlottesville, Virginia	16	8
katie	Charlottesville, Virginia	20
Kim	Charlottesville, Virginia	24	8
Lauren...SING U 2 SLEEP	Chesapeake, Virginia	21	"More to Love"	8
_Da/\/ieL	Roswell, New Mexico	17	JERK	8
Escaping Ellsworth	South Chicago Suburbia, Illinois	??	JERK Band	8
Heather	Burbank & New Orleans, California	35	Taken	8
*~KISS~*	Charlottesville, Virginia	21	8
Jessie Jo	Charlottesville, Virginia	24	Smoker	8
Nasty G	Richboro, Pennsylvania	??	JERK Band	8
**LiNnEa**	Charlottesville, Virginia	19	Taken
Ashleigh	Charlottesville, Virginia	21
Amanda	Orange, Virginia	20	8
Erika	Charlottesville, Virginia	21	8
Lindsay	Charlottesville, Virginia	20	8
Jennifer	Charlottesville, Virginia	24
sasa	Short Pump, Virginia	21	Smoker	8
Jade	Tampa, Florida	17	8
Leah	Los Angeles, California	??	8
Cate	Charlottesville, Virginia	22	Lesbian	8
Laura	Charlottesville, Virginia	22
sarah p.	Charlottesville, Virginia	22
Randi	Charlottesville, Virginia	17	Mormon	8
Chad	Charlottesville, Virginia	23	JERK	8
Green Day=Orgy (Anna)	Salt Lake City, Utah	20
Maureen	Radford, Virginia	21	8
JesseBacKwards	Tri-Valley, California	??	JERK Band	8
lori	Charlottesville, Virginia	21	8
Aimee	Ruckersville, Virginia	25	Smoking Parent	8
Mary	Barboursville, Alabama	16	8
I <3 ROCKSTARS (Becca)	Crozet, Virginia	18
Liz	Charlottesville, Virginia	24	8
SonichuCWC	Ruckersville, Virginia	23	Self
organized C h A o S	Charlottesville, Virginia	20
Sara	Oshkosh, Wisconsin	19	8
zack	Warren, Michigan	16	JERK	8
anglhallz (Holly)	Charlottesville, Virginia	20
Pimpasaurus Sex	Yavin IV, Alabama	22	JERK	8
JustJen	Palm Springs, California	23	Taken	8
AMY	Houston, Texas	??	Taken
Ashley of Course	Charlottesville, Virginia	18	8
Jeremy	Waynerboro, Virginia	26	JERK
adam	Albany, New York	18	JERK	8
Crystal	???, Nevada	18	8
Karen	New York, New York	24	8

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See also

• MySpace messages

External links

• Chris-chan's myspace of fail