November 2019

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Ongoing

The things described in this article are still happening, or are still being looked into. As a result, it may be subject to frequent change, and the information provided may not be entirely reliable.

November is the eleventh month of 2019.

Chris in November, with the mark of the CPU Goddess on his forehead, reminiscent of Charles Manson.

Highlights

  • 3 November - Sockness turns Chris against Null, denouncing him as the Devil incarnate. Kiwi Farms is slated to be destroyed by the Merge.
  • 5 November - Elections take place for the Virginia Senate and House of Delegates. Rob Bell is reelected.
  • 13 November - Hasbro releases a promo video for Pony Life, a spin-off of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, considered by fans as a transition from G4 to G5 of the MLP franchise. Enraged that Hasbro ignored Chris's warnings that a new generation of MLP would cause chaos in his imaginary dimensions, he took to Twitter and protested the upcoming series, stating that the G4 cartoon should be delayed for 5 seasons until 2025.
  • 14 November - Chris digs deeper into his psyche by telling everyone on Twitter to "break their own fourth wall". He links the concept of "fourth wall-breaking" to communicating with people across dimensions.
  • 19 November - Two weeks after the Chandlers pay a $650 property tax bill, Chris begs for more money on behalf of Barb, posting a creepy photo of her and demanding people not tell him to get a job. On the same day, Second Round Sub files for garnishment against Chris for the $2,476.63 judgement from a year before.
  • 28 November - Thanksgiving.