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{{quote|ah, it's just my artificial woman in her plastic blue outfit. Awesome to fuck, and the cleaning maintance is simple. She'll only last until she has her internal injury| Chris on Officer Nasty, the closest thing to a woman he'll ever know the touch of<ref>[[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica#12 November]]}}
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[[Chris]]'s only sexual partner (bar that [[anime]] doll he was banging in [http://megaupload.com/?d=18NA6ERG this video] (the fucking cheating BASTARD!!!)) to date and the only [[Jerkop]] that he trusts...
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Though the only time she went down on him was when she got a puncture. ''(ba dum, tisch!!!)''
[[File:Officer nasty art.png|left|thumb|How Chris probably imagined Officer Nasty.]]
[[Image:Officer Nasty.jpg|thumb|Chris violently [[Chris and sex|molesting]] a [[Jerkop|police officer.]] Oh, the humanity.]]
[[Image:Officer Nasty Peter.jpg|thumb|Seems like Officer Nasty and Chris would both get down with Meg.]]
'''Officer Nasty''' was [[Chris]]'s only sexual partner (until he dumped her ass for [[Kimmi]]) and the only [[jerkop|janekop]] that he trusts.


Though the only time she went down on him was when she got a puncture. ''(ba dum, tisch!!!)''


According to Chris, Officer Nasty ''did'' suffer a 'serious internal injury' and went down in the line of duty. He even claims that he's "been through 3 of the 'Officer Nasty' dolls already" (a claim borne out by [[List of Chris's Adam & Eve purchases|records of his orders]] from the Adam & Eve website). It is hard to discern whether the punctures were caused by his [[obesity|massive girth]], his bent [[duck]], or both.


<center>[[Image:Officer Nasty.png|500px]]</center>
Note that the pictures were not taken in CWC's [[Chris's room|room]], but his family's filthy kitchen. Yes, he actually brought Officer Nasty out of his room, fully inflated.


Chris was likely influenced by [[Family Guy]] when he named his doll seeing as it shares the same name as Peter's police officer alter ego.
{{quote|Ah, it's just my artificial woman in her plastic blue outfit. Awesome to fuck, and the cleaning maintance is simple. She'll only last until she has her internal injury|Chris on Officer Nasty.<ref>[[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica#12 November]]</ref>}}
==Sources==
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==See also==
==See also==
*[[Sex toys]]
*[[Julie]]
*[[Julie]]
*[[Kimmi]]
*[[Kimmi]]
*[[Sex toys]]
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Revision as of 21:39, 4 January 2021

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How Chris probably imagined Officer Nasty.
Chris violently molesting a police officer. Oh, the humanity.
Seems like Officer Nasty and Chris would both get down with Meg.

Officer Nasty was Chris's only sexual partner (until he dumped her ass for Kimmi) and the only janekop that he trusts.

Though the only time she went down on him was when she got a puncture. (ba dum, tisch!!!)

According to Chris, Officer Nasty did suffer a 'serious internal injury' and went down in the line of duty. He even claims that he's "been through 3 of the 'Officer Nasty' dolls already" (a claim borne out by records of his orders from the Adam & Eve website). It is hard to discern whether the punctures were caused by his massive girth, his bent duck, or both.

Note that the pictures were not taken in CWC's room, but his family's filthy kitchen. Yes, he actually brought Officer Nasty out of his room, fully inflated.

Chris was likely influenced by Family Guy when he named his doll seeing as it shares the same name as Peter's police officer alter ego.

Ah, it's just my artificial woman in her plastic blue outfit. Awesome to fuck, and the cleaning maintance is simple. She'll only last until she has her internal injury
Chris on Officer Nasty.[1]

Sources

See also

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