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[[Image:Officer Nasty.jpg|thumb|Chris with Officer Nasty]] | [[Image:Officer Nasty.jpg|thumb|Chris with Officer Nasty]] | ||
[[Officer Nasty]] is [[Chris]]'s only sexual partner (bar that [[anime]] [[Kimmi|doll]] he was banging in [ | [[Officer Nasty]] is [[Chris]]'s only sexual partner to date (bar that [[anime]] [[Kimmi|doll]] he was banging in [[For Julie's Eyes Only|this video]], the fucking cheating BASTARD!!!) and the only [[Jerkop]] that he trusts... | ||
Though the only time she went down on him was when she got a puncture. ''(ba dum, tisch!!!)'' | Though the only time she went down on him was when she got a puncture. ''(ba dum, tisch!!!)'' | ||
In all seriousness though, Officer Nasty went down in the line of duty, due to "internal injuries" according to Chris. He even claims that he's "been through 3 of the 'Officer Nasty' dolls already" (a claim borne out by records of his orders from the Adam & Eve website). | In all seriousness though, Officer Nasty went down in the line of duty, due to "internal injuries" according to Chris. He even claims that he's "been through 3 of the 'Officer Nasty' dolls already" (a claim borne out by [[List of Chris's Adam & Eve purchases|records of his orders]] from the Adam & Eve website). | ||
Note that the pictures were not taken in CWC's [[room]], [[fail|but his family's filthy kitchen]]. He actually brought Officer Nasty out of his room, fully inflated. | Note that the pictures were not taken in CWC's [[room]], [[fail|but his family's filthy kitchen]]. He actually brought Officer Nasty out of his room, fully inflated. |
Revision as of 02:57, 10 November 2009
Officer Nasty is Chris's only sexual partner to date (bar that anime doll he was banging in this video, the fucking cheating BASTARD!!!) and the only Jerkop that he trusts...
Though the only time she went down on him was when she got a puncture. (ba dum, tisch!!!)
In all seriousness though, Officer Nasty went down in the line of duty, due to "internal injuries" according to Chris. He even claims that he's "been through 3 of the 'Officer Nasty' dolls already" (a claim borne out by records of his orders from the Adam & Eve website).
Note that the pictures were not taken in CWC's room, but his family's filthy kitchen. He actually brought Officer Nasty out of his room, fully inflated.
“ | ah, it's just my artificial woman in her plastic blue outfit. Awesome to fuck, and the cleaning maintance is simple. She'll only last until she has her internal injury | ” |
Chris on Officer Nasty, the closest thing to a woman he'll ever know the touch of[1] |