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[[Image:Officer Nasty.jpg|thumb|Chris violently [[Chris and Sex|molesting]] a [[Jerkop|police officer.]] Oh, the humanity.]]
[[Image:Officer Nasty.jpg|thumb|Chris violently [[Chris and Sex|molesting]] a [[Jerkop|police officer.]] Oh, the humanity.]]


[[Officer Nasty]] is [[Chris]]'s only sexual partner to date (bar that [[anime]] [[Kimmi|doll]] he was banging in [[For Julie's Eyes Only|this video]], the fucking cheating BASTARD!!!) and the only [[Jerkop]] that he trusts.
'''Officer Nasty''' is [[Chris]]'s only sexual partner to date (bar that [[anime]] doll he was banging in [[For Julie's Eyes Only|this video]], the fucking cheating BASTARD!!!) and the only [[Jerkop]] that he trusts.


Though the only time she went down on him was when she got a puncture. ''(ba dum, tisch!!!)''  
Though the only time she went down on him was when she got a puncture. ''(ba dum, tisch!!!)''  
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According to Chris, Officer Nasty ''did'' suffer an a 'serious internal injury' and went down in the line of duty. He even claims that he's "been through 3 of the 'Officer Nasty' dolls already" (a claim borne out by [[List of Chris's Adam & Eve purchases|records of his orders]] from the Adam & Eve website).
According to Chris, Officer Nasty ''did'' suffer an a 'serious internal injury' and went down in the line of duty. He even claims that he's "been through 3 of the 'Officer Nasty' dolls already" (a claim borne out by [[List of Chris's Adam & Eve purchases|records of his orders]] from the Adam & Eve website).


Note that the pictures were not taken in CWC's [[room]], [[fail|but his family's filthy kitchen]]. He actually brought Officer Nasty out of his room, fully inflated.
Note that the pictures were not taken in CWC's [[room]], but his family's filthy kitchen. He actually brought Officer Nasty out of his room, fully inflated.


{{quote|Ah, it's just my artificial woman in her plastic blue outfit. Awesome to fuck, and the cleaning maintance is simple. She'll only last until she has her internal injury| Chris on Officer Nasty, the closest thing to a woman he'll ever know the touch of<ref>[[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica#12 November]]</ref>}}
{{quote|Ah, it's just my artificial woman in her plastic blue outfit. Awesome to fuck, and the cleaning maintance is simple. She'll only last until she has her internal injury|Chris on Officer Nasty, the closest thing to a woman he'll ever know the touch of<ref>[[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica#12 November]]</ref>}}


==Sauces==
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Chris violently molesting a police officer. Oh, the humanity.

Officer Nasty is Chris's only sexual partner to date (bar that anime doll he was banging in this video, the fucking cheating BASTARD!!!) and the only Jerkop that he trusts.

Though the only time she went down on him was when she got a puncture. (ba dum, tisch!!!)

According to Chris, Officer Nasty did suffer an a 'serious internal injury' and went down in the line of duty. He even claims that he's "been through 3 of the 'Officer Nasty' dolls already" (a claim borne out by records of his orders from the Adam & Eve website).

Note that the pictures were not taken in CWC's room, but his family's filthy kitchen. He actually brought Officer Nasty out of his room, fully inflated.

Ah, it's just my artificial woman in her plastic blue outfit. Awesome to fuck, and the cleaning maintance is simple. She'll only last until she has her internal injury
Chris on Officer Nasty, the closest thing to a woman he'll ever know the touch of[1]

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