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===Eschcal===
===Eschcal===
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[[File:CWCLivestream Fan, 12 Feb. 2020.png|thumb|200px|Eschcal tipping Chris $10 during a livestream.]]
[[File:CWCLivestream Fan, 12 Feb. 2020.png|thumb|200px|Eschcal tipping Chris $10 during a livestream.]]
'''Eschcal''' also known as '''Whyt Foxx''' is a former enabler who first discovered Chris on October 2019. She initially claimed to follow to him to be friends, wishing to be a positive influence on him. Eschcal would later come into the spotlight when she donated $10 in his [[Live Reading of SNT Vs Sonichu, Part 2|live reading of ''SNT Vs Sonichu'']]. However shortly after the livestream, she would claim the relationship between the two would suddenly deteriorate, resulting in her being kicked out of his Discord group and knowing the true colors of Chris. While she no longer plays along with his delusions, she still occasionally orbits his Twitter account.<ref>https://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1sr52os</ref>


===Helena Fiorenza===
===Helena Fiorenza===
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During Chris's Twitter follower purge in [[July 2019]], Krueger was blocked from viewing Chris's account along with thousands of other perceived trolls, and the Knights were forced to use alternative accounts to reach him. Since then, the only one of the original ten Knights which Chris acknowledged as [[TRUE and HONEST]] was Ed Bighead of ''[https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106115 Rocko's Modern Life]'', conflated with the [[Chris and religion|biblical]] [https://www.gotquestions.org/Darius-in-the-Bible.html Darius] and marketed as an ally against [[Ben Saint]] when he was trying to revise his comics that [[October 2019|October]]. Imitating the [[Idea Guys]]' love of the [[Operation BARBarossa|politically incorrect]], they also convinced Chris that [https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/moon-man Mac Tonight] and former South African president [https://www.encyclopedia.com/people/history/southern-african-history-biographies/pieter-willem-botha Botha] were in league with Sockness's demons. While the Knights keep trying to ignite conflicts about cartoon characters and random historical figures on [[Discord]] and involve Chris in them, they have got little but occasional lukewarm acknowledgement from Chris; they have not affected his vision of the [[Dimensional Merge]] in any way.
During Chris's Twitter follower purge in [[July 2019]], Krueger was blocked from viewing Chris's account along with thousands of other perceived trolls, and the Knights were forced to use alternative accounts to reach him. Since then, the only one of the original ten Knights which Chris acknowledged as [[TRUE and HONEST]] was Ed Bighead of ''[https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106115 Rocko's Modern Life]'', conflated with the [[Chris and religion|biblical]] [https://www.gotquestions.org/Darius-in-the-Bible.html Darius] and marketed as an ally against [[Ben Saint]] when he was trying to revise his comics that [[October 2019|October]]. Imitating the [[Idea Guys]]' love of the [[Operation BARBarossa|politically incorrect]], they also convinced Chris that [https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/moon-man Mac Tonight] and former South African president [https://www.encyclopedia.com/people/history/southern-african-history-biographies/pieter-willem-botha Botha] were in league with Sockness's demons. While the Knights keep trying to ignite conflicts about cartoon characters and random historical figures on [[Discord]] and involve Chris in them, they have got little but occasional lukewarm acknowledgement from Chris; they have not affected his vision of the [[Dimensional Merge]] in any way.


===Sarah and Steven===
===Richard Righteous===
{{quote|Remember, if you are ever in trouble or need help (before we're able to move) just message us first! I'm afraid other people could not be very trusted.|Part of a message Sarah and Steve wrote to Chris.}}
[[File:R. Righteous.jpg|thumb|200px|Righteous is always seen wearing a Michael Myers facemask when in public and/or on social media.]]
[[File:SnSoverit.png|thumb|200px|left|Let this be a lesson to all would-be enablers.]]
 
'''Richard Righteous''' is the alias of an [[Chris and politics|SJW]] and [[Women's rights|feminist]] and head moderator of [[Reddit|r/CultOfCWC]], a subreddit by enablers and white knights, for enablers and white knights, from whom Chris is also a moderator on. Righteous also designed various merch for Chris, including having had designed the logo for [[CWCville Shopping]]. They are the central theme of a TSSSF expansion pack Chris made titled ''[[Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder#Righteous Rising Expansion Pack|Righteous Rising]]''.


'''Sarah and Steven''' were a pair of half-hearted enablers, working jointly, who first appeared in [[February 2019]] when they discussed a [[Rosechu]] [[medallion]] with Chris, as well as the possibility of meeting him in person, on Twitter.<ref>[[:File:Sarah and Steve ask permission to make medallion.jpg|Sarah and Steven's first apperance, 27 Feburary 2019]]</ref> They had bought a [[Nintendo Switch]] for Chris and supported him on Patreon, yet their attempts to keep themselves anonymous and out of public view were derailed by Chris himself when he [[Very Cool Birthday Present! :)|filmed himself with the new console and revealed their secret plans]] to move to [[Virginia]] and isolate Chris from other contacts to make him dependent upon them. After this, they disappeared for a month, setting a trend that would mark a pattern in all future cycles of interactions with Chris.
Active since 31 July 2018, Righteous keeps their face anonymous, wearing a Michael Myers facemask with makeup (blue lids, pink cheeks and red lips) and blonde hair on it.  


In [[May 2019]], Sarah and Steven returned, professing themselves as believers in Chris's [[Chris and his ego|personality cult]],<ref>http://archive.fo/rc9aN</ref> and again sought to malign him against the [[Guard Dogs]] by presenting themselves as exclusively trustworthy.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File_talk:Sarah_and_Steve_DM_messages_1.png</ref> After several of their private discussions were leaked onto [[Kiwi Farms]],<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-1060#post-4782445</ref> they abandoned course again and lamented that they were swindled out of the money they had freely given Chris in their bid for influence over him; their relationship with Chris further deteriorated,<ref>[[:File:SNSjuly23rd2.png]][[:File:SNSjuly23rd3.png]]</ref> and he finally cast them aside on 25 [[July 2019]], when they raised the question of what would happen should they dare question any of Chris's teachings or beliefs.<ref>[[:File:SNSunfollowed.png]]</ref> Further attempts to reach Chris by endorsing [[Jacob Sockness]], in both [[August 2019|August]] and [[October 2019]],<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-1149#post-5140617 Random Chris updates, page 1149]</ref><ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-11-3-sockness-manipulating-chris-to-trust-only-him-chris-turns-against-null.62825/ Thread on Sockness's attempts to isolate Chris, 3 November 2019]</ref> have to date all ended in failure.
<center><gallery>
File:Righteous Chris Meetup.jpg | Righteous meeting up with Chris at a LGBTQ festival.
File:Chris LGBT Group photo.jpg | Group shot featuring Chris and Righteous.
File:Righteous with helena magi-chan.jpg | Photoshopped image of Righteous with Magi-chan by Helena.
</gallery></center>


==Financial==
==Financial==
 
{{See also|Enablers#Financial enablers}}
{{Protip|Most financial enablers (those who ''just'' give him money) need only be catalogued in the sister article. Those here have gone beyond that: speaking with Chris and trying to get him to do something stupid.}}
{{Protip|Most financial enablers (those who ''just'' give him money) need only be catalogued in the sister article. Those here have gone beyond that: speaking with Chris and trying to get him to do something stupid.}}


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[[File:Danielle Stone.png|thumb|200px]]
[[File:Danielle Stone.png|thumb|200px]]


'''Miss Cherry''', birth name '''Daniel Stone''',<ref>According to [[The Captain]], [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/miss-cherry-tried-pretending-to-be-chriss-gf-pledged-1-000-to-him.45747/post-3586570 here]</ref> is a [[tomgirl]] who spent <abbr title="Australian: equivalent ~$1000 US.">fifteen hundred dollars</abbr> of his mother's money in a failed bid at becoming Chris's first [[Love Quest|sweetheart]] in the [[Idea Guys]]' wake. On 20 [[July 2018]], he pledged $589 to Chris's [[Patreon]], as a means of getting Chris's attention by being the first to hit his monthly goal and referring to himself as his number one fan and his newest sweetheart.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/miss-cherry-tried-pretending-to-be-chriss-gf-pledged-1-000-to-him.45747/</ref> However, Chris simply took the money and disputed his claim of being in a relationship with him, partially doxing him as well:
'''Miss Cherry''', birth name '''Daniel Stone''',<ref>According to [[The Captain]], [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/miss-cherry-tried-pretending-to-be-chriss-gf-pledged-1-000-to-him.45747/post-3586570 here]</ref> is an Australian [[tomgirl]] who spent <abbr title="Australian: equivalent ~$1000 US.">fifteen hundred dollars</abbr> of his mother's money in a failed bid at becoming Chris's first [[Love Quest|sweetheart]] in the [[Idea Guys]]' wake. On 20 [[July 2018]], he pledged $589 to Chris's [[Patreon]], as a means of getting Chris's attention by being the first to hit his monthly goal and referring to himself as his number one fan and his newest sweetheart.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/miss-cherry-tried-pretending-to-be-chriss-gf-pledged-1-000-to-him.45747/</ref> However, Chris simply took the money and disputed his claim of being in a relationship with him, partially doxing him as well:


{{quote|Oh. you're a good patron, I appreciate your support, but [[DoopieDoOver|You and I are NOT Lovers]], Cherry Stone.}}
{{quote|Oh. you're a good patron, I appreciate your support, but [[DoopieDoOver|You and I are NOT Lovers]], Cherry Stone.}}


In response, Stone doubled down by increasing the pledge amount to $1,000.<ref>https://archive.fo/mqzyT</ref> On 23 July, Chris posted to Twitter about the good fortune of getting the money, as he needed it to fund his car repairs as his Plan A for getting to [[BronyCon]]. In doing so, he doxed Stone fully.<ref>https://tweetsave.com/cwcsonichu/status/1021436370768867329</ref> That Chris appeared annoyed at Miss Cherry claiming to be in a relationship with him is interesting, considering that [[Chris and hypocrisy|he has done the same thing]] to [[Megan Schroeder|many]] [[The Wallflower|women]] in the past. Stone discontinued his pledge on the next day;<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/miss-cherry-tried-pretending-to-be-chriss-gf-pledged-1-000-to-him.45747/page-13#post-3594892</ref> however, as Chris had set his Patreon to upfront charging in September 2017,<ref>[[September 2017 Patreon posts]]</ref> the money remained with Chris. Miss Cherry faded into obscurity, broke and broken-hearted.
In response, Stone doubled down by increasing the pledge amount to $1,000.<ref>https://archive.fo/mqzyT</ref> On 23 July, Chris posted to Twitter about the good fortune of getting the money, as he needed it to fund his car repairs as his Plan A for getting to [[BronyCon]]. In doing so, he doxed Stone fully.<ref>https://tweetsave.com/cwcsonichu/status/1021436370768867329</ref> That Chris appeared annoyed at Miss Cherry claiming to be in a relationship with him is interesting, considering that [[Chris and hypocrisy|he has done the same thing]] to [[Megan Schroeder|many]] [[The Wallflower|women]] in the past. Stone discontinued his pledge on the next day;<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/miss-cherry-tried-pretending-to-be-chriss-gf-pledged-1-000-to-him.45747/page-13#post-3594892</ref> however, as Chris had set his Patreon to upfront charging in September 2017,<ref>[[September 2017 Patreon posts]]</ref> the money remained with Chris. Miss Cherry faded into obscurity, broke and broken-hearted.
===James Lewis Martin===
[[File:William Robinson.jpg|thumb|200px|One of Martin's pictures that he had volunteered on [[Kiwi Farms]].]]
{{quote|Giving Christine money for food, petrol, gas, electricity isn't enabling.|Martin, defending his enabling.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/aly-hirschberg-alan-christopher.60596/post-6258328</ref>}}
'''James Lewis Martin''' (born 11 May 1985), also known as '''William Robinson''' or '''CPU Byzantium Heart''',<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/william-robinson-christopher-stokes-gaming-samurai-king.68238/</ref> is an [[autism|autistic]], emotionally perturbed <s>[[China|Chinese]]</s> Polish Englishman, <abbr title="One who exposes himself freely on Kiwi Farms.">''halal'' lolcow</abbr> and Hirschberg's friend, also giving Chris money and affirmation over his fantasy world by pretending to be a fellow [[CPU]] god.<ref>https://twitter.com/ByzantiumHeart/with_replies Archive: http://archive.fo/9qq4P</ref> Robinson believes that he should give Chris his mother's money to keep him from going homeless and to fund his other expenses,<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/william-robinson-james-lewis-martin-christopher-stokes-gaming-samurai-king.68238/post-6306934 Martin's funds come from his mother, 17 April 2020]</ref> ignoring the fact that Chris's [[monthly tugboat]] already covers these and that Chris spends any donations on frivolities such as printing up [[TSSSF]] cards and buying [[magic stones]]. Martin also tried to send his aunt, a social worker, to Chris's house to give him even more help,<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/aly-hirschberg-alan-christopher.60596/post-6250681</ref> but Chris refused to answer the door, thinking the social worker was there to have him committed to a mental institution.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/aly-hirschberg-alan-christopher.60596/post-6252776</ref> His parents discovered him on-line (against [[Bob Walks In|family restrictions]]) after a failed [[white knight]]ing crusade on [[Kiwi Farms]] and bungled [[Chris and death|suicide attempt]], thus temporarily truncating his enabling career. Despite the ban, he still insists on protecting Chris on the Internet.
===Sarah and Steven===
{{quote|Remember, if you are ever in trouble or need help (before we're able to move) just message us first! I'm afraid other people could not be very trusted.|Part of a message Sarah and Steve wrote to Chris.}}
[[File:SnSoverit.png|thumb|200px|left|Let this be a lesson to all would-be enablers.]]
'''Sarah and Steven''' were a pair of half-hearted enablers, working jointly, who first appeared in [[February 2019]] when they discussed a [[Rosechu]] [[medallion]] with Chris, as well as the possibility of meeting him in person, on Twitter.<ref>[[:File:Sarah and Steve ask permission to make medallion.jpg|Sarah and Steven's first apperance, 27 Feburary 2019]]</ref> They had bought a [[Nintendo Switch]] for Chris and supported him on Patreon, yet their attempts to keep themselves anonymous and out of public view were derailed by Chris himself when he [[Very Cool Birthday Present! :)|filmed himself with the new console and revealed their secret plans]] to move to [[Virginia]] and isolate Chris from other contacts to make him dependent upon them. After this, they disappeared for a month, setting a trend that would mark a pattern in all future cycles of interactions with Chris.
In [[May 2019]], Sarah and Steven returned, professing themselves as believers in Chris's [[Chris and his ego|personality cult]],<ref>http://archive.fo/rc9aN</ref> and again sought to malign him against the [[Guard Dogs]] by presenting themselves as exclusively trustworthy.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File_talk:Sarah_and_Steve_DM_messages_1.png</ref> After several of their private discussions were leaked onto [[Kiwi Farms]],<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-1060#post-4782445</ref> they abandoned course again and lamented that they were swindled out of the money they had freely given Chris in their bid for influence over him; their relationship with Chris further deteriorated,<ref>[[:File:SNSjuly23rd2.png]][[:File:SNSjuly23rd3.png]]</ref> and he finally cast them aside on 25 [[July 2019]], when they raised the question of what would happen should they dare question any of Chris's teachings or beliefs.<ref>[[:File:SNSunfollowed.png]]</ref> Further attempts to reach Chris by endorsing [[Jacob Sockness]], in both [[August 2019|August]] and [[October 2019]],<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-1149#post-5140617 Random Chris updates, page 1149]</ref><ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-11-3-sockness-manipulating-chris-to-trust-only-him-chris-turns-against-null.62825/ Thread on Sockness's attempts to isolate Chris, 3 November 2019]</ref> have to date all ended in failure.


==References==
==References==

Revision as of 17:46, 30 May 2020

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PROTIP:

Petty enablers, whether financial or fantastic, should not get more than a paragraph or two, and should be squarely focused on their relation to Chris.

When the Idea Guys showed everyone in late 2017 that Chris is still just as naive as he was a decade earlier, he inspired many bored, childish and mentally ill copycats. Chris's deteriorating psyche has made him less amenable to being reached by such traditional methods as claiming to be a boyfriend-free girl; the Idea Guys had indeed caused Chris by March 2018 to conclude the Love Quest, blocking off this avenue outright. Instead, those who wish to prove themselves latter-day Miscreants play along with Chris's more eccentric beliefs, including in his own divinity. A few such enablers, such as Ben Saint and Jacob Sockness, have left their indelible marks on the Sonichu series. Most have not. This page lists such petty enablers who have got TRUE and HONEST responses from Chris on social media or in chat rooms, yet have not provoked Chris into doing anything substantial.

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AquaDiamond8

Christine...Please stop this, Mewtwo is not real, the merge is not happening, you need serious help. If you need help there are people to help you with these delusions. This is incredibly unhealthy for you.
AquaDiamond8, March 2019[1]
Still i dont want [Jacob Sockness] attacking my people when the merge happens, Christine has said there will be no more war or need for violence in the merge, my Sapphire has forseen this
AquaDiamond8 changes her tune, November 2019[2]
AquaDiamond8 and Magi-Chan. Drawn by Aqua November 2019.

AquaDiamond8 is a Twitter user who has bounced from being a ween[3], to a white knight, to an enabler. In November 2019, after having tried to discourage Chris's delusions months before, Aqua abruptly switched tactics and instead embraced Chris's delusional beliefs. She changed her Twitter handle to "CPU Goddess Aqua of the Mac Book Pro", echoing a similar move as fellow enabler MKRNightVee. Like MKR, Aqua had frequent spats with Sockness. Later, Aqua began drawing fanart of her OC interacting with Magi-Chan[4]. She then posted a Pokémon drawing, claiming it to be an alt-dimension Magi-Chan[5]:

Val Valentino, The Masked Magician.jpg

Val Valentino, The Masked Magician. A celestial powerful magician

Dex Enter: "This Magi-Chan is so powerful he has to mentally project a simplified form that the human mind can comprehend. Looking at his true form would drive you mad."

Dex #: unknown

Chris was enticed by this news:

Seriously? You disovered an alt-dimension Magi-Chan Sonichu? This is a very interesting find. I'll look more into this one for myself.

Also, for your information, regardless of which variant, Dimension or Timeline of origin, Special, Regular, or Mega Evolved, the Pokedex Number for Sonichu and Rosechu will always be at #982 and #979, respectively.

Aqua answered:

Oh i wasnt aware ill make sure to write that down. But he more discovered me in a way. I was meaning to chat with your hubby when i realized i wasnt in our normal meeting spot, then he appeared through a portal.

Meghan K Ringo

MeghanRingo.jpg
I am a CPU, that means I am directly on the same level of godhood as Christine.
Meghan, replying to Sarah and Steve questioning if she really follows Chris's beliefs[6].

Meghan K Ringo (born 24 April 1992), also known under the aliases MKRNightVee and thepixietailartist) appeared in early 2019, using a combination of cosplay, fan art and pastiches of Chris's various media, such as comics and medallions, to present herself as goddess of the Nintendo Switch.[7] While she has never got any more than vague approval from Chris while playing with him on Discord. On Twitter, she could see the danger in, and would try to steer Chris away from Jacob Sockness as he won him over in summer 2019; he thought her dangerous enough to abuse her verbally on Twitter as his second dramatic cycle approached its climax in early November.

Eschcal

Eschcal tipping Chris $10 during a livestream.

Eschcal also known as Whyt Foxx is a former enabler who first discovered Chris on October 2019. She initially claimed to follow to him to be friends, wishing to be a positive influence on him. Eschcal would later come into the spotlight when she donated $10 in his live reading of SNT Vs Sonichu. However shortly after the livestream, she would claim the relationship between the two would suddenly deteriorate, resulting in her being kicked out of his Discord group and knowing the true colors of Chris. While she no longer plays along with his delusions, she still occasionally orbits his Twitter account.[8]

Helena Fiorenza

Helena with Magi-Chan.

Helena Fiorenza, also known by her Twitter handle PickinyFelliny, is an Argentinian who draws surrealistic art. In September 2019, Helena posted to Twitter photoshopped drawings of Magi-Chan and role-played that she and Magi-Chan had gone on a date, tagging MagiChan111448.[9] Chris noticed and followed Helena back. While in his own phase of role-playing as Magi-Chan, Chris answered:

The images Helena has been uploading chronicled the one day she and I shared together, and yes, I did spend the night; her bed was comfortable. Thank you for your kindness and hospitality. My wish I made is coming true, as I had foreseen. 💜⚡️

In later updates she started to add to drawings of her OC (Known as Jeffrey) that was a trap. In later tweets she heavily implied that Magi-chan and Jeffrey were dating, as well as sexually intimate, to which Chris noted on Nov. 30th:

He does like to have fun at times, so his brain is not overworked. He also does enjoy the simple things when he can.

Multidimensional White Knights

'Carrie' pleads for SonichuMerch to advocate to let her back into Chris's viewing box.

The Multidimensional White Knights (MWK) or Knights of C-197 are a group of accounts, all associated with fictional characters from disparate children's programmes, chief among them Carrie Krueger of The Amazing World of Gumball, originally created in February 2019 for an unrelated Twitter meme and repurposed that summer in an idle attempt to mess with Chris as he was emerging from the Soft Exile. Throughout summer 2019, they would interact sporadically with Chris, getting occasional replies and likes but no Laughs Under Lucricities, being overshadowed by Sockness's distended belly. No conclusive evidence identifying the puppetmaster behind these accounts exists; several allegations of the offender have since been retracted.

During Chris's Twitter follower purge in July 2019, Krueger was blocked from viewing Chris's account along with thousands of other perceived trolls, and the Knights were forced to use alternative accounts to reach him. Since then, the only one of the original ten Knights which Chris acknowledged as TRUE and HONEST was Ed Bighead of Rocko's Modern Life, conflated with the biblical Darius and marketed as an ally against Ben Saint when he was trying to revise his comics that October. Imitating the Idea Guys' love of the politically incorrect, they also convinced Chris that Mac Tonight and former South African president Botha were in league with Sockness's demons. While the Knights keep trying to ignite conflicts about cartoon characters and random historical figures on Discord and involve Chris in them, they have got little but occasional lukewarm acknowledgement from Chris; they have not affected his vision of the Dimensional Merge in any way.

Richard Righteous

Righteous is always seen wearing a Michael Myers facemask when in public and/or on social media.

Richard Righteous is the alias of an SJW and feminist and head moderator of r/CultOfCWC, a subreddit by enablers and white knights, for enablers and white knights, from whom Chris is also a moderator on. Righteous also designed various merch for Chris, including having had designed the logo for CWCville Shopping. They are the central theme of a TSSSF expansion pack Chris made titled Righteous Rising.

Active since 31 July 2018, Righteous keeps their face anonymous, wearing a Michael Myers facemask with makeup (blue lids, pink cheeks and red lips) and blonde hair on it.

Financial

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PROTIP:

Most financial enablers (those who just give him money) need only be catalogued in the sister article. Those here have gone beyond that: speaking with Chris and trying to get him to do something stupid.

Aly Hirschberg

Alan.JPG
Christine is actually paying bills and stuff. The money I give her at least hasn't gone to waste, she uses my money I give for gas, electricity, car fuel, food, all the necessary essentials.
Hirschberg,[10] justifying her financial enabling as freeing Chris's monthly tugboat to spend on toys instead

Aly Michelle Hirschberg (born 15 August 1987),[11] also known by her transgender byname Alan Christopher, is a mentally disturbed[12][13] Scottish Jew living in England who emerged in mid-2019 and believes herself to be Chris's best friend.[14] She is one of Chris's financial benefactors, and has even claimed to be his primary donor responsible for mitigating the Financhu Crisis,[15] though Chris has denied this.[16] She has also set up abortive fundraisers to send Chris (and, for a time, Jacob Sockness) on a world tour,[17] which Chris repurposed to support his My Little Pony obsession.[18]

Hirschberg and Chris have known each other since the Classic era: as early as 2008, they would exchange letters which contents have not yet been divulged.[19] She has also spent several thousand dollars on his Etsy and eBay offerings before these ventures were shut down. She is apparently truly convinced that the Dimensional Merge and CWCville are real, and that Jacob Sockness's sorcery is really effective. Other than as a tool to solicit funds on Twitter in October 2019, she has had no substantial interactions with Chris in public.

Miss Cherry

Danielle Stone.png

Miss Cherry, birth name Daniel Stone,[20] is an Australian tomgirl who spent fifteen hundred dollars of his mother's money in a failed bid at becoming Chris's first sweetheart in the Idea Guys' wake. On 20 July 2018, he pledged $589 to Chris's Patreon, as a means of getting Chris's attention by being the first to hit his monthly goal and referring to himself as his number one fan and his newest sweetheart.[21] However, Chris simply took the money and disputed his claim of being in a relationship with him, partially doxing him as well:

Oh. you're a good patron, I appreciate your support, but You and I are NOT Lovers, Cherry Stone.

In response, Stone doubled down by increasing the pledge amount to $1,000.[22] On 23 July, Chris posted to Twitter about the good fortune of getting the money, as he needed it to fund his car repairs as his Plan A for getting to BronyCon. In doing so, he doxed Stone fully.[23] That Chris appeared annoyed at Miss Cherry claiming to be in a relationship with him is interesting, considering that he has done the same thing to many women in the past. Stone discontinued his pledge on the next day;[24] however, as Chris had set his Patreon to upfront charging in September 2017,[25] the money remained with Chris. Miss Cherry faded into obscurity, broke and broken-hearted.

James Lewis Martin

One of Martin's pictures that he had volunteered on Kiwi Farms.
Giving Christine money for food, petrol, gas, electricity isn't enabling.
Martin, defending his enabling.[26]

James Lewis Martin (born 11 May 1985), also known as William Robinson or CPU Byzantium Heart,[27] is an autistic, emotionally perturbed Chinese Polish Englishman, halal lolcow and Hirschberg's friend, also giving Chris money and affirmation over his fantasy world by pretending to be a fellow CPU god.[28] Robinson believes that he should give Chris his mother's money to keep him from going homeless and to fund his other expenses,[29] ignoring the fact that Chris's monthly tugboat already covers these and that Chris spends any donations on frivolities such as printing up TSSSF cards and buying magic stones. Martin also tried to send his aunt, a social worker, to Chris's house to give him even more help,[30] but Chris refused to answer the door, thinking the social worker was there to have him committed to a mental institution.[31] His parents discovered him on-line (against family restrictions) after a failed white knighting crusade on Kiwi Farms and bungled suicide attempt, thus temporarily truncating his enabling career. Despite the ban, he still insists on protecting Chris on the Internet.

Sarah and Steven

Remember, if you are ever in trouble or need help (before we're able to move) just message us first! I'm afraid other people could not be very trusted.
Part of a message Sarah and Steve wrote to Chris.
Let this be a lesson to all would-be enablers.

Sarah and Steven were a pair of half-hearted enablers, working jointly, who first appeared in February 2019 when they discussed a Rosechu medallion with Chris, as well as the possibility of meeting him in person, on Twitter.[32] They had bought a Nintendo Switch for Chris and supported him on Patreon, yet their attempts to keep themselves anonymous and out of public view were derailed by Chris himself when he filmed himself with the new console and revealed their secret plans to move to Virginia and isolate Chris from other contacts to make him dependent upon them. After this, they disappeared for a month, setting a trend that would mark a pattern in all future cycles of interactions with Chris.

In May 2019, Sarah and Steven returned, professing themselves as believers in Chris's personality cult,[33] and again sought to malign him against the Guard Dogs by presenting themselves as exclusively trustworthy.[34] After several of their private discussions were leaked onto Kiwi Farms,[35] they abandoned course again and lamented that they were swindled out of the money they had freely given Chris in their bid for influence over him; their relationship with Chris further deteriorated,[36] and he finally cast them aside on 25 July 2019, when they raised the question of what would happen should they dare question any of Chris's teachings or beliefs.[37] Further attempts to reach Chris by endorsing Jacob Sockness, in both August and October 2019,[38][39] have to date all ended in failure.

References

  1. http://archive.md/50xPX
  2. http://archive.ph/0bMDM
  3. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-988#post-4495303
  4. http://archive.md/lGets
  5. http://archive.md/ETlxV
  6. Archive of 7 Nov 2019 tweet chain
  7. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/meghan-k-ringo-mkrnightvee.52454/
  8. https://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1sr52os
  9. https://archive.md/Q8Taw
  10. Money goes to "necessary essentials", 7 February 2020
  11. Alan's real name and gender confirmed, 5 October 2019
  12. Interview with Hirschberg, 19 October 2019
  13. <Interview with Hirschberg, 25 October 2019
  14. Details on Hirschberg's plans, 19 December 2019
  15. Hirschberg describes her motives, 13 January 2020
  16. Chris repudiates Aly, 31 January 2020
  17. Meet the Creep Behind Chris Chan's Fundraisers, 16 September 2019
  18. Chris earmarks Hirschberg's world tour fundraiser for BABScon, 6 October 2019
  19. External confirmation of Hirschberg's antiquity
  20. According to The Captain, here
  21. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/miss-cherry-tried-pretending-to-be-chriss-gf-pledged-1-000-to-him.45747/
  22. https://archive.fo/mqzyT
  23. https://tweetsave.com/cwcsonichu/status/1021436370768867329
  24. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/miss-cherry-tried-pretending-to-be-chriss-gf-pledged-1-000-to-him.45747/page-13#post-3594892
  25. September 2017 Patreon posts
  26. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/aly-hirschberg-alan-christopher.60596/post-6258328
  27. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/william-robinson-christopher-stokes-gaming-samurai-king.68238/
  28. https://twitter.com/ByzantiumHeart/with_replies Archive: http://archive.fo/9qq4P
  29. Martin's funds come from his mother, 17 April 2020
  30. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/aly-hirschberg-alan-christopher.60596/post-6250681
  31. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/aly-hirschberg-alan-christopher.60596/post-6252776
  32. Sarah and Steven's first apperance, 27 Feburary 2019
  33. http://archive.fo/rc9aN
  34. https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File_talk:Sarah_and_Steve_DM_messages_1.png
  35. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-1060#post-4782445
  36. File:SNSjuly23rd2.pngFile:SNSjuly23rd3.png
  37. File:SNSunfollowed.png
  38. Random Chris updates, page 1149
  39. Thread on Sockness's attempts to isolate Chris, 3 November 2019


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