Piedmont Virginia Community College

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The public education system has failed us miserably...

Piedmont Virginia Community College, the realm of the evil witch Mary Lee Walsh, is the educational institution where Chris earned an Associate's in Applied Science and a CADD certificate in addition to making the Dean's List.[1] Mary Lee Walsh, in her role as student dean, gave Chris a difficult time on his love quest and at points shattered his heart, lowering its level to nearly zero. Chris in turn made her a character in his comics and inspired the villain group the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens.

Kicked Out of English

When he realized that "Wednesday's Child" from English class is a story about an autistic girl who brutally murders people, Chris told his male professor that by golly, he is autistic too! The prof then ejected Chris from that class on 24 February 2003, Chris's 21st birthday. According to Chris, the reason was the prof's misunderstanding and fear of autism. Chris cried and later passed the course with a female professor.

Other than re-enforcing Chris's hate of men, this event is what made Chris start his love quest.[2]

Kicked Out of College

The college itself is intolerant of those who are love questing, and makes extra effort to cockblock any males on its campus by brutally censoring any signs that show the least bit of romance.

By mid-October 2003, Chris had been using his Attraction Sign for 2 months without success for his love quest. Mary Lee Walsh, under the impression that Chris was soliciting sex, seized the sign, yelled at him in a very violent manner, and harshly criticized his methods. Chris made a new sign only to have Walsh sabotage his plot again in a few weeks. This served only to make Chris rage and spam the college with his ads. As a result, Walsh gave Chris a stern lecture, banned him from PVCC for a year, made him take an anger management course, and forced him to see a shrink.[3]

Graduation

After five years of hard work to get his two year degree, he graduated with an Associate in Applied Science and a CADD certificate.

Compared to his high school graduation, he didn't seem to give a fuck.

PVCC as viewed by Chris

Mary Lee Walsh and her corrupted citizens.
The PVCC logo

Christian Weston Chandler refers to Piedmont Virginia Community College as the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens due to numerous grievances he has with the school. Although it is known that PVCC and its dean Mary Lee Walsh interfered with Chris's Love Quest and the distribution of the Sonichu's News Dash newsletter, it remains unclear which particular incident inspired him to coin the term. Within the context of his Sonichu comics, Christian has characterized the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens as the headquarters for for the collective activities of the supervillains of CWCville.

As you can imagine, when Cogsdev decided to create the troll message boards, it just had to be christened with this name.

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For Truth and Honesty, see the archived CWCipedia page on Piedmont Virginia Community College


Sauce

  1. "I earned two degrees in Computer Aided Drafting and Design at Piedmont Virginia Community College, and made the Dean's List." Miyamoto Saga.
  2. User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#Start of my Sweetheart Search
  3. User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#Enter the Wicked Witch of the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens

See Also

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Sex: China | Comeuppance | Duck | JULAY | Mass debating | Pedofork | Pickle | Recycling | Virgin with rage | Virginia is for Virgins | Women's rights

Himself: Biological clock | Butt garments | Captain's Log | DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS | Fuzzy-Wuzzies & Prickly-Wicklies | Honest Content | I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD | Monthly tugboat | Muscle bra | Random-access humor | Saga | Scale of Respect | Tomgirl |

Stressors: 4-cent_garbage | HEXBox | JERKS | Jerkops | Kick the Autistic | Laughs Under Lucricities | Manajerks | Naïve | Niggos | Pmurt | Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens | Slow-in-the-minds | Tobacky

Fantasies: Curse-ye-ha-me-ha | Fangs | Fourth Wall | Godjesus | OC | Un-clit

Comics: Anchuent Prophecy | Da Update | Electric Hedgehog Pokemon | Nombie-zazis| Parody | Rosechu | Sonichu | Sub-Episodes | Sweetbolt


See also: Chris and English | List of phrases Chris copied from media