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File:praetor cart.jpg|What do they plan to do with [[Captain's Log|that taser]]? | File:praetor cart.jpg|What do they plan to do with [[Captain's Log|that taser]]? | ||
File:Tinyhorse02.png|Look at that shit-eating grin. | File:Tinyhorse02.png|Look at that shit-eating grin. | ||
File:Praetor3.jpg|Note the bald spot in his [[hair]]. | File:Praetor3.jpg|Note the graying and bald spot in his [[hair]]. | ||
File:Praetor4.jpg|Chris looking like a [[Stare|deer in headlights]] | File:Praetor4.jpg|Chris looking like a [[Stare|deer in headlights]] | ||
File:Praetor5.jpg|Wearing a filthy shirt, [[medallion]], and [[magic stones]]. | File:Praetor5.jpg|Wearing a filthy shirt, [[medallion]], and [[magic stones]]. | ||
Revision as of 20:21, 23 February 2021
Praetor is a group of minor enablers who have many edgy ween mannerisms. In October 2020, photos were discovered of the group posing with Chris on Instagram. On 8 November 2020, Chris uploaded a sermon that he delivered to them. As of yet, how their relationship with Chris began is unknown. On November 15, they posted a screenshot of an online shopping service's shopping cart. In the cart was a Pikachu mask and a stun gun.[1] Chris stated in February 2021 that he would be using the taser to stun his magic stones in an attempt to activate the Dimensional Merge.[2] While Praetor appears to be run by weens, their operation with Chris is condoned by the Watchmen, as Praetor is – or at least has been in – the Watchmen Discord server.[3]
They are supposedly "officially partnered" with Chris, and on 11 December 2020, Chris advertised for their Etsy shop, linking to medallions produced by the group, mentioning he would get a cut of the profits in exchange.[4] The account on Etsy is also named Praetor, and they are the owner of OfficialCWCmart. As of December 15, they have sold 151 medallions, and are considered a bestseller.[5]
| “ | (Editor's Note: All descriptions, titles, and product designs come directly from Chris Chan. These are hand done, and will therefore reflect the "Chris Chan Style." Expect defects, burns, and a general lapse in quality.) | ” |
| Praetor's Etsy account, confirming that the products being shipped will be dogshit, even by Chris's standards | ||
Gallery
The Etsy medallion in question
What do they plan to do with that taser?
Look at that shit-eating grin.
Note the graying and bald spot in his hair.
Chris looking like a deer in headlights
Wearing a filthy shirt, medallion, and magic stones.
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