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==A Chat With Bob==
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[Dial tone]
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Hello?
<br><font color="#52443c">'''Craig:'''</font> Hello Robert this is Craig and Amfamy. How are you doing?
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Not to swell.
<br><font color="#52443c">'''Craig:'''</font> No?
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> No...
<br><font color="#52443c">'''Craig:'''</font> Are you feeling better?
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> No not really.
<br><font color="#52443c">'''Craig:'''</font> Uh your wife told us that you got out of the hospital and we just wanted to see how you're doing.
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Yeah well I got through the surgery okay.
<br><font color="#52443c">'''Craig:'''</font> Well that's good, that's good. But how was your day?
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Pretty boring.
<br><font color="#52443c">'''Craig:'''</font> Oh really? Why is that?
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Well I've got other little problems, too.
<br><font color="#52443c">'''Craig:'''</font> Oh okay, alright. Well what kind of problems?
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">''' Amfamy:'''</font> What happened?
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Well I also have had two triple bypasses and three heart attacks and a pacemaker.
<br><font color="#52443c">'''Craig:'''</font> Oh wow.
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">''' Amfamy:'''</font> Man.
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> And on top of the surgery and stuff I'm now getting fluid build up in my foot- my feet and my legs. Which could lead, I guess, to heart failure.
<br><font color="#52443c">'''Craig:'''</font> Oh no.
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> But I'm fighting it. But anyway I've been better.
<br><font color="#52443c">'''Craig:'''</font> Well that's good Rober- Bobby. That's good y'know. I really hope that you pull through this y'know.
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Oh I will. [unintelligible overlap]
<br><font color="#52443c">'''Craig:'''</font> Is it possible- oh, sorry. [pause] So what are you watching Bobby?
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Wheel of Fortune. What else?
<br><font color="#52443c">'''Craig:'''</font> Oh y'know I was just asking. I always thought you would be a Price is Right kind of man.
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Anyway.
<br><font color="#52443c">'''Craig:'''</font> [laughs] Is it possible anyway, Bobby, that we can talk to Chris?
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">''' Amfamy:'''</font> Is-
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Yeah he'll make it alright.  He's hanging in.
<br><font color="#52443c">'''Craig:'''</font> Well that's good. Y'know cause he- I was thinking about you for the last couple of days after speaking to your wife. And I was actually praying for you.
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Well I made it through. I could have died in surgery really easy.
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">''' Amfamy:'''</font> Oh man that's scary to think about.
<br><font color="#52443c">'''Craig:'''</font> That is, that is.
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Well you just face it and take what comes, I guess.
<br><font color="#52443c">'''Craig:'''</font> Well yeah you're a pretty strong man, y'know. You served in Korea. Y'know if you can survive Korea you can survive anything y'know.
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">''' Amfamy:'''</font> [whisper] Ask for Chris.
<br><font color="#52443c">'''Craig:'''</font> Hey Bobby is it possible that we could talk to Chris?
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> No he's not here.
<br><font color="#52443c">'''Craig:'''</font> Okay. Alright so-
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> He's down town. I didn't [overlap] was going.
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">''' Amfamy:'''</font> We didn't know he didn't answer this phone.
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> No he's got his own phone.
<br><font color="#52443c">'''Craig:'''</font> Oh okay, nice. He probably has one of those iPhones eh?
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Yeah a cell phone or whatever.
<br><font color="#52443c">'''Craig:'''</font> I hate my cellphone I don't even use it. You know what I'm talking about.
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> I don't have one.
<br><font color="#52443c">'''Craig:'''</font> Yeah they're so much of a neusiance. All the money you pay into it and then if you lose it- ugh.
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> That's the way the world goes 'round.
<br><font color="#52443c">'''Craig:'''</font> Yeah no I understand. It's all about making money and making tiny electronic things that you're just gonna lose.
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> It's all about the Continentals too.
<br><font color="#52443c">'''Craig:'''</font> Oh yeah.
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> You're missing the most important thing.
<br><font color="#52443c">'''Craig:'''</font> What's that Bobby?
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Most people, probably 98% of the people it's all about what can you do for me.
<br><font color="#52443c">'''Craig:'''</font> Exactly. I agree. That is how it's always been. Ever since the dawn of time and the pilgrims came to Plymouth Rock it's always been like that.
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Yep and it'll always be that way, too. Bunch of greedy individuals in this world.
<br><font color="#52443c">'''Craig:'''</font> Oh unbelievably how greedy people are in this world. It's very disgusting y'know. I'm going to school and I'm so disgusted how people are in group projects for engineering and stuff. They just don't want to do any work they would rather have you do all the work for them and they get the grade. It's just horrible.
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> That's right and that's what I went through.
<br><font color="#52443c">'''Craig:'''</font> Yeah and I-
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> The only people that did any filling were the ones that were on the G.I. bill.
<br><font color="#52443c">'''Craig:'''</font> Yep.
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> The others just wanted to play around.
<br><font color="#52443c">'''Craig:'''</font> Like the ones with the money and the ones from the rich families who didn't deserve it y'know they're just the ones like "Oh let's go out and party," y'know.
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Yep. That's right.
<br><font color="#52443c">'''Craig:'''</font> Oh man y'know. Oh! I've got some good news actually. I've actually signed up for the Reserves light armor inventry.
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> You did, huh?
<br><font color="#52443c">'''Craig:'''</font> Yeah.
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> You might be able to get on the G.I. bill.
<br><font color="#52443c">'''Craig:'''</font> Yeah you never know, hey? Serving my country and getting an education. There's nothing wrong with that.
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> That's the way I got an education.
<br><font color="#52443c">'''Craig:'''</font> That's actually how my dad got his education too. Yeah that's pretty good y'know.
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> That's not a bad thing. If you come back, that is. [laughs]
<br><font color="#52443c">'''Craig:'''</font> Oh yeah. It's not a bad thing at all. [laughs] Y'know it's just the adventure where you take a step forward and you cut the tie between family and you go off and serve your country and if you get an education out of that that's good. Better yourself and your country, I always say.
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Well that's the way they figure it. They've got trained people back home then.
<br><font color="#52443c">'''Craig:'''</font> Yeah it's amazing like- you must have like a million awesome stories about Korea.
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Not too many.
<br><font color="#52443c">'''Craig:'''</font> No?
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> I was a reserve before the Korean war.
<br><font color="#52443c">'''Craig:'''</font> So where were you? North Korea?
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> No I was in South Korea there. I was there when we liberated Korea from the Japanese.
<br><font color="#52443c">'''Craig:'''</font> Oh really?
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> You didn't know that Japan had Korea?
<br><font color="#52443c">'''Craig:'''</font> Yes, I remember that. They uh exported most of the rice back to Japan.
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Yeah and they were using Korea as a stepping point to attacking China.
<br><font color="#52443c">'''Craig:'''</font> Yep. I remember that in history class.
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Then in 1947 when we were in there liberating Korea from the Japanese.
<br><font color="#52443c">'''Craig:'''</font> I remember that. Oh man Bobby that must have been exciting for you.
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Well the UN in all their great wisdoms split Korea in two, right? They gave most of Korea to China. [laugh]
<br><font color="#52443c">'''Craig:'''</font> Talk about a big mistake from the UN, hey?
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Yeah and they did the same with North and South Vietnam.
<br><font color="#52443c">'''Craig:'''</font> I rememb- I remember. Yes they-
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> They did the same thing to [sounds like Leads] There's been quite a few that they've done that to and screwed up on. They did the same thing to Czechoslovakia and then they gave all of Western Europe to Russia- Eastern Europe to Russia.
<br><font color="#52443c">'''Craig:'''</font> Yeah that's okay. Yeah and St-
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> And in all their infinite wisdom I think they screwed up a little bit.
<br><font color="#52443c">'''Craig:'''</font> Oh yeah like  giving Israel to the Jews in WWII when that was part of Palistine and belongs to the Palistinians.
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Well everybody in the world was kicking them out so what are you gonna do? You gotta put them in some place.
<br><font color="#52443c">'''Craig:'''</font> That is true.
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> They deserve a home country.
<br><font color="#52443c">'''Craig:'''</font> That is exactly true, Bobby, I agree with you on that.
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> That- [laugh] They can't seem to be happy in their own self over there.
<br><font color="#52443c">'''Craig:'''</font> [laugh] Exactly like. Oh man, like I- the UN is just so phenominal to me. It is such a great entity to Democracy and protecting the lives of innocent people and y'know just taking care of the human race in general and- the whole history of it all is like. It always nourished my mind. This is the reason I joined the Reserves. I wanna serve my country in Afghanistan and Iraq. And this is why I wanna be an engineer to better the lives of people.
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> They also broke up Persia. And Iraq and Iran.
<br><font color="#52443c">'''Craig:'''</font> Yes I remember that.
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> And Saudi Arabia. Whatever they did it didn't work too smoothly. But anyway I'm a strong believer in the UN too. I always have been.
<br><font color="#52443c">'''Craig:'''</font> Yeah, same here. The UN does a lot of good peacekeeping missions overseas.
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> In fact I have a UN seal on my car.
<br><font color="#52443c">'''Craig:'''</font> Are you serious?
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> I do. My uh license plate reads "UN Forever".
<br><font color="#52443c">'''Craig:'''</font> Oh nice. That is awesome like. Nah that is really awesome. My uncle did a few peacekeeping missions for the United Nations in Cyprus back in the 80s.
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Yeah.
<br><font color="#52443c">'''Craig:'''</font> Yeah. That is awesome, Bobby. I did not know that.
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Well we all got our little pet peeves I guess. [laughs]
<br><font color="#52443c">'''Craig:'''</font> No it's understandable. Mine's Hillary Clinton.
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Anyway I gotta go. I got my foot hurting.
<br><font color="#52443c">'''Craig:'''</font> All right Bob. You have a great night and I'll talk to you later, okay?
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Alright we'll see you. Buh-bye/
<br><font color="#52443c">'''Craig:'''</font> Goodbye.
[Call ends]
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[[Category:Phone calls]]

Revision as of 22:06, 30 April 2011

It's no secret that the Chandler home gets many prank calls, thanks to Chris's e-fame and the fact he actually revealed his phone number to the entire Internet. Multiple times. However, many of the brave souls that call the Chandler home record their calls and upload them to YouTube, providing an insight into the Chandlers' thoughts.

DPF phonecalls

Part 1


Part 2


Prank Call Collection

A collection of various prank calls made to the almighty Internet Lumberjack on a Sunday afternoon.


Failed Prank Call

In this video, a gaggle of trolls attempt to prank call Chris, yelling JULAYYYYY into the phone. Instead, they get Bob, who instantly realizes the prank and yells at the trolls.


Chris Calls Bob

In this video, a troll calls the Chandler home, using a soundboard of Chris-chan to prank the Chandler home. Note how Bob either recognizes that the call is a prank or he doesn't recognize his own son's voice; also, note that he has a caller ID phone.


'Epic Crazy Lady' calls Bob

A troll using a soundboard of a super loud Fundamentalist yells at Bob over the phone, while Bob throws insults at her and makes comments on how he can't understand her, as she continues to get angrier.

Listen boy, you get your black ass down in the gutter and stay there!
Bob


Bob Calls Himself

In this one, Bob seems not to be able to recognize his own voice, and his view on trolls is the same as Chris's, "Internet people who persecute people". Also, Snorlax makes an appearance.

I ain't got no black ass!
Barbara, at, Bob


Liquid Bob calls Bob

A troll pretending to be a Liquid version of Bob calls Bob. In this video we learn that Bob doesn't know of Sonic, and thinks Chris invented Sonichu himself. Also, we learn that the trolls are spoofing the telephone company.

S-P-O-O-F-I-N-G.
Bob, repeating himself


Snake Productions Calls Bob Chandler

Not much of a prank, but rather an informative call. From this brief conversation between troll and dad we learn that Bob is fully aware that Chris posted their dox in numerous places on the Internet, and actually thinks his son is a better person.


Snake Productions Calls Barbara Chandler

The same troll above makes another call to the Chandlers, this time claiming Chris harassed his 14-year old sister. It should be noted that Barb's behavior when communicating with trolls is eerily similar to that of her equally-delusional son's.


Call Bobby Chandler

Uploaded on 21 September 2010. The two individuals call up Bob and ask him only two questions before the conversation takes a turn for the worse. In the nine minutes that followed, we learned that Bob graduated from Auburn University, was an Eagle Scout and Scoutmaster for 20 years in the Boy Scouts, and that he may be a member of the Ku Klux Klan.

Despite these revelations, many trolls disapproved of the callers' tactics, as they were basically verbally assaulting an 83 year old man over things he had no idea about.


Chris calls the Po-Po; Po-Po calls Bob

Most of this call is the CWC soundboard trying to get around the standard questions of the Greene County Sheriff Department's receptionist. The last two minutes involve a police soundboard calling Bob. Note: The CWCki doesn't condone or support pranking legitimate business and services (like the police) in order to prank the Chandlers.


Calls to Bob and Chris

A troll posing as a TRUE and LOYAL Sonichu Fan calls Bob and later Chris, demanding new comics. The lumberjack suggests that the trolls come talk with him in public, and gives his daily morning routine.


Carlos Chantor Call


Bob's got Cancer


An Update on Bob


A Chat With Bob



    Chats and calls