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The '''Red String of Fate''' was a plot [[Chris]] came up with in [[2004]] to attract a [[boyfriend-free girl]]. He probably got it from ''[[Excel Saga]]'' or some other shitty [[animu]] series, as the red string is allegedly an important metaphor in Asian courting rituals, similar to the concept of having a soulmate (emphasis on metaphor). Chris's subtle expression of courtship failed to be appreciated as he took too many [[autistic|artistic]] liberties with the concept.
The '''Red String of Fate''' was a plot [[Chris]] came up with in [[2004]] to attract a [[boyfriend-free girl]]. He probably got it from ''[[Excel Saga]]'' or some other shitty [[animu]] series or even the popular webcomic series, [http://www.redstring.strawberrycomics.com/ Red String], as the red string is allegedly an important metaphor in Asian courting rituals, similar to the concept of having a soulmate (emphasis on metaphor). Chris's subtle expression of courtship failed to be appreciated as he took too many [[autistic|artistic]] liberties with the concept.


According to [[Lucas]] and [[Mimms]], Chris would attach a paper heart to a red string and throw it at women, then pull the string like he was "reeling" them in. The small red heart had text around the outside reading "PICK ME UP AND BRING ME BACK TO MY OWNER," an ingenious strategy to reel in da ladies.
According to [[Lucas]] and [[Mimms]], Chris would attach a paper heart to a red string and throw it at women, then pull the string like he was "reeling" them in. The small red heart had text around the outside reading "PICK ME UP AND BRING ME BACK TO MY OWNER," an ingenious strategy to reel in da ladies.

Revision as of 19:19, 26 July 2010

The red string, as shown in Excel Saga. Notice the lack of any references to "fishing".
Best idea EVER

The Red String of Fate was a plot Chris came up with in 2004 to attract a boyfriend-free girl. He probably got it from Excel Saga or some other shitty animu series or even the popular webcomic series, Red String, as the red string is allegedly an important metaphor in Asian courting rituals, similar to the concept of having a soulmate (emphasis on metaphor). Chris's subtle expression of courtship failed to be appreciated as he took too many artistic liberties with the concept.

According to Lucas and Mimms, Chris would attach a paper heart to a red string and throw it at women, then pull the string like he was "reeling" them in. The small red heart had text around the outside reading "PICK ME UP AND BRING ME BACK TO MY OWNER," an ingenious strategy to reel in da ladies.

On August 5 2004, a mall security guard took Chris's red string off him. It's the last we've ever heard of the idea.

"I have a NEW idea that I am sure will REEL in a girlfriend on a FATEFUL RED STRING. August 5: I’ve had my worst trip to the Mall. I was working with my Heart on a Red String of Fate, when from out the blue,a JERK COP shatter my Heart and ripped up the Red String!"
CWC's Diary

There is a certain irony, given how much Chris whines about the trolls, that this method of fishing is known as trolling.