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{{quote|Rocky offers me advice for most general things for counsoling [sic]. I can't say all of the things she has helped me with off of the top of my head, aside from the recent thinking of myself as [[slow-in-the-minds|retarded]]|Chris explains how Rocky helps him<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 22]]</ref>}}


[[Image:ivyjesus.jpg|thumb|''[[Ivy]] vs. The Methodist Church''. Coming to a theater near you]]
{{Quote|She's a troll herself. If she was really trying to help Chris, she could help Barb and Bob as well. But she didn't. Her priority has always been to pursue trolls in lieu of helping Chris. She had this motivation from day one. "I'm trolling you back" pretty much sums up Rocky.|[[Ivy]]'s view<ref>[[Ivy Q&A]]</ref>}}


'''Rochelle "Rocky" Shoemaker''' is a pastoral counselor (actual title - "Assistant Pastor for Care Ministries") at the [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church]], who advised [[Chris]] on several matters, going as far back as the [[Miyamoto Saga]].  
[[File:Rockypicture.JPG|thumb|Rocky Shoemaker]]
 
'''Rochelle "Rocky" Shoemaker''' is a pastoral counselor (actual title - "Assistant Pastor for Care Ministries") at the [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church]], who has advised [[Chris]] on several matters since [[2008]].


==Biography==
==Biography==
On 11 September 2008, after [[nudes]] of his were leaked to the internet by a [[Trolls#Lordsillynipples|troll who deceived him]], Chris sent to his Reverend Elizabeth Foss an email in which he told her about his foolish acts and asked her to forgive him. Five days later, Elizabeth replied and referred Chris to the church's new pastoral counselor, Rocky Shoemaker,<ref>[[Chris emails 2008#September]]</ref> beginning her role in Chris's life.


Rocky used to work in the [http://www.cof-umc.org/index.html Community of Faith United Methodist Church], where she garnered high praise and [http://cof-umc.org/blog/?p=3 comparisons with Rocky Balboa]. In the year of Our Lord [[2009]], brought about the end of the [[Ivy]] Saga, by pushing Chris to go to the police about Ivy.
She brought about the end of the [[Ivy]] [[Saga]] in [[2009]], by pushing Chris to go to the police about Ivy.<ref name="IvyEnd" />


This wasn't the first time she wanted to call the cops, either - [[Julie]] and [[PandaHalo]] have both incurred her wrath in the past.
The last straw came in the form of [[Joshua Martinez]], a.k.a. [[Vanessa Hudgens]], who tried to swindle some money out of Chris by trading him a [[PSP]]. After that, Shoemaker made [[Bob Chandler]] and [[Barb]] contact the cops. The agreement was that the cops would only be involved in the Joshua matters, as they were dealing with the trolls on their own terms. However, Rocky blindsided Bob and Barb and brought up Ivy and the trolls with the cops. She even had them try to find Ivy and even managed to get a background check on her and came up with nothing.<ref name="IvyEnd">[[Ivy Q&A#The_end]]</ref>


The last straw came in the form of [[Joshua Martinez]], aka [[Vanessa Hudgens]], who tried to swindle some money out of Chris by trading him a [[PSP]]. After that, Shoemaker made [[Bob Chandler]] and [[Barb]] contact the cops who tried to find Ivy and even managed to get a background check on her and came up with nothing.
In a [[IRC (23 July 2009)|July 2009 IRC Chat]], Chris, believing that he had entered the chat incognito (although the trolls had in fact instantly seen through his false identity), suggested that the trolls force him to [[Chris and sex|rape]] Rocky. Rocky herself is aware that Chris said this. The fact that she did not kick him out of the church on the spot speaks volumes about her patience.
 
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In a [[IRC (23 July 2009)|July 2009 IRC Chat]] Chris, believing that he had entered the chat incognito (although the trolls had in fact instantly seen through his false identity), suggested that the trolls force him to [[Chris and sex|rape]] Rocky. That's right. Despite the fact that she just might be the only person left with any hope for Chris, he still has fantasies about raping her and then blaming the trolls for making him do it. Rocky herself is aware that Chris said this. That she did not kick him out of the church on the spot speaks volumes about her sanity.
According to Chris, it was Rocky and her husband who bailed the Chandlers out of jail following the events of [[28 October 2011]] <ref>[[28 October 2011#Chris's story]]</ref>. Rocky also helped put the Chandlers in touch with their defense attorney, Mr. Robert Bell, a fellow Methodist.
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==The ultimate white knight?==
==The ultimate white knight?==
Rocky Shoemaker might be the only person in the world who is genuinely concerned about Christian's well-being. Judging by her approval of the [[Love Quest]], it can be inferred that she supports Christian's desire for [[china]].
Rocky Shoemaker might be the only person in the world who is genuinely concerned about Christian's well-being. Judging by her approval of the [[Love Quest]], it can be inferred that she supports Christian's desire for [[china]]. Rocky recommended to Chris the children's book ''[[How to Talk to Girls]]''.<ref>[[CWC with Bible - Leviticus]]</ref>


Despite saving him from the wiles of Joshua Martinez and [[Clyde Cash]], it seems as though Rocky is ineffective at making an impact in Christian's life where it really matters - namely his [[Homos|bigotry]], [[Chris and his Ego|selfishness]], [[Chris and death|total disregard for others]], [[Chris and health|gluttony]], and [[Chris and anger|rage]].
Despite saving him from the wiles of Joshua Martinez and [[Clyde Cash]], it seems as though Rocky is ineffective at making an impact in Christian's life where it really matters - namely his [[Love Quest|lust]], [[Obesity|gluttony]], [[List of Chris's games|avarice]], [[Monthly tugboat|sloth]], [[Chris and anger|wrath]], [[Wes Iseli|envy]] and [[Chris and his Ego|pride]]. Clearly she hasn't been able to stop Chris from sending nudes of himself online (the reason why he was referred to her in the first place) as his privates were seen by the internet no less than five different times after Chris started receiving counseling from Rocky.<ref>For the relevant examples see [[For Julie's Eyes Only]], [[April 16 Fetish Vids]], [[CWCFlyingElephants]], [[Cwcsicle]] and [[Cakefarts]].</ref>


One can usually spot her hand in affairs if Chris begins to display common sense. It is generally believed that she was behind Chris's attempt to quit the internet forever on 21 March 2010, as the video was made on a Sunday. Chris likely meets with her on Thursdays and Sundays, as he suddenly developed basic pattern recognition skills long enough to catch one troll on 29 April and smoke out [[Sydney Contacts|another]] on 1 May (though he may have simply gotten both mixed up with [[Jackie]]).
One can usually spot her hand in affairs if Chris begins to display common sense. It is generally believed that she was behind Chris's [[03212010 C-Ya Later.MOV|attempt to quit the internet forever]] on 21 [[March 2010]], as the video was made on a Sunday. Chris likely meets with her on Thursdays and Sundays, as he suddenly developed basic pattern recognition skills long enough to catch one troll on 29 [[April 2010|April]] and smoke out [[Sydney Contacts|another]] on 1 [[May 2010|May]] (though he may have simply gotten both mixed up with [[Jackie]]).
   
   
Chris insists that Rocky is a better counselor than a professional psychologist, and seems to accept uncritically whatever she says, even though her only qualifications are "big fan of [[GodJesus|Jesus]]."
In the past, Chris has insisted that Rocky is a better counselor than a professional psychologist,<ref>[[Mumble 3]]</ref> and seemed to uncritically accept whatever she said. Later on however, Chris came to conclude that she was an ineffective counselor, as evidenced in [[Other documents#Epistle to the Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|his letter to his church]]. In a demonstration of pure insolence, Chris did not forward the letter on his own but sent it to Rocky via iPhone, asking her to print copies of it and spread it in among Wesley Memorial's parishioners.
 
The date of the letter is unknown, but cannot have been written earlier than [[July 2011]], as Ed Winkler, the pastor mentioned in the letter, joined the staff of Wesley Memorial on that month.<ref>[http://www.linkedin.com/pub/ed-winkler/1a/16a/360 Ed Winkler's profile] at LinkedIn</ref>
 
==Interaction with trolls==
[[File:Rocky.png|thumb|Rocky Shoemaker in her younger days]]


==Contact info==
In a monumental display of ill-judgment, Rocky provided a great deal of information about Chris's home life to a troll posing as a court-appointed psychiatrist during [[Rocky Shoemaker call|a phone call]] in the run-up to his scheduled [[28 October 2011|court appearance]] in [[December 2011]]. During this call, it was revealed that Bob had been quarantined for bug bites shortly before his death, and that [[14 Branchland Court]] was so badly infested that Chris was forced to stay in [[Chris's room|his room]] to avoid being bitten himself.
{{protip|If you try to contact Rocky, she probably won't listen to you as she gets all sorts of shit from trolls.}}
Rochelle Shoemaker <br>
315 Ivy Vista Dr. <br>
[[Charlottesville]], VA 22903<br>
(434) 244-2898<br>
(703) 517-2446<br>
Emails: revrocky48@gmail.com<br>
revrocky@yahoo.com<br>


==See also==
==See also==
*[[Chris and religion]]
*[[Chris and religion]]
*[[Chris and sex]]
*[[Chris and sex]]
== Sources ==
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Revision as of 13:42, 17 March 2020

Rocky offers me advice for most general things for counsoling [sic]. I can't say all of the things she has helped me with off of the top of my head, aside from the recent thinking of myself as retarded
Chris explains how Rocky helps him[1]
She's a troll herself. If she was really trying to help Chris, she could help Barb and Bob as well. But she didn't. Her priority has always been to pursue trolls in lieu of helping Chris. She had this motivation from day one. "I'm trolling you back" pretty much sums up Rocky.
Ivy's view[2]
Rocky Shoemaker

Rochelle "Rocky" Shoemaker is a pastoral counselor (actual title - "Assistant Pastor for Care Ministries") at the Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church, who has advised Chris on several matters since 2008.

Biography

On 11 September 2008, after nudes of his were leaked to the internet by a troll who deceived him, Chris sent to his Reverend Elizabeth Foss an email in which he told her about his foolish acts and asked her to forgive him. Five days later, Elizabeth replied and referred Chris to the church's new pastoral counselor, Rocky Shoemaker,[3] beginning her role in Chris's life.

She brought about the end of the Ivy Saga in 2009, by pushing Chris to go to the police about Ivy.[4]

The last straw came in the form of Joshua Martinez, a.k.a. Vanessa Hudgens, who tried to swindle some money out of Chris by trading him a PSP. After that, Shoemaker made Bob Chandler and Barb contact the cops. The agreement was that the cops would only be involved in the Joshua matters, as they were dealing with the trolls on their own terms. However, Rocky blindsided Bob and Barb and brought up Ivy and the trolls with the cops. She even had them try to find Ivy and even managed to get a background check on her and came up with nothing.[4]

In a July 2009 IRC Chat, Chris, believing that he had entered the chat incognito (although the trolls had in fact instantly seen through his false identity), suggested that the trolls force him to rape Rocky. Rocky herself is aware that Chris said this. The fact that she did not kick him out of the church on the spot speaks volumes about her patience.

The ultimate white knight?

Rocky Shoemaker might be the only person in the world who is genuinely concerned about Christian's well-being. Judging by her approval of the Love Quest, it can be inferred that she supports Christian's desire for china. Rocky recommended to Chris the children's book How to Talk to Girls.[5]

Despite saving him from the wiles of Joshua Martinez and Clyde Cash, it seems as though Rocky is ineffective at making an impact in Christian's life where it really matters - namely his lust, gluttony, avarice, sloth, wrath, envy and pride. Clearly she hasn't been able to stop Chris from sending nudes of himself online (the reason why he was referred to her in the first place) as his privates were seen by the internet no less than five different times after Chris started receiving counseling from Rocky.[6]

One can usually spot her hand in affairs if Chris begins to display common sense. It is generally believed that she was behind Chris's attempt to quit the internet forever on 21 March 2010, as the video was made on a Sunday. Chris likely meets with her on Thursdays and Sundays, as he suddenly developed basic pattern recognition skills long enough to catch one troll on 29 April and smoke out another on 1 May (though he may have simply gotten both mixed up with Jackie).

In the past, Chris has insisted that Rocky is a better counselor than a professional psychologist,[7] and seemed to uncritically accept whatever she said. Later on however, Chris came to conclude that she was an ineffective counselor, as evidenced in his letter to his church. In a demonstration of pure insolence, Chris did not forward the letter on his own but sent it to Rocky via iPhone, asking her to print copies of it and spread it in among Wesley Memorial's parishioners.

The date of the letter is unknown, but cannot have been written earlier than July 2011, as Ed Winkler, the pastor mentioned in the letter, joined the staff of Wesley Memorial on that month.[8]

Interaction with trolls

Rocky Shoemaker in her younger days

In a monumental display of ill-judgment, Rocky provided a great deal of information about Chris's home life to a troll posing as a court-appointed psychiatrist during a phone call in the run-up to his scheduled court appearance in December 2011. During this call, it was revealed that Bob had been quarantined for bug bites shortly before his death, and that 14 Branchland Court was so badly infested that Chris was forced to stay in his room to avoid being bitten himself.

See also

Sources

    People