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{{quote|Rocky offers me advice for most general things for counsoling [sic]. I can't say all of the things she has helped me with off of the top of my head, aside from the recent thinking of myself as [[retarded]]|Chris explains how Rocky helps him<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 22]]</ref>}}
{{quote|Rocky offers me advice for most general things for counsoling [sic]. I can't say all of the things she has helped me with off of the top of my head, aside from the recent thinking of myself as [[slow-in-the-minds|retarded]]|Chris explains how Rocky helps him<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 22]]</ref>}}


{{Quote|She's a troll herself. If she was really trying to help Chris, she could help Barb and Bob as well. But she didn't. Her priority has always been to pursue trolls in lieu of helping Chris. She had this motivation from day one. "I'm trolling you back" pretty much sums up Rocky.|[[Ivy]]'s view<ref>[[Ivy Q&A]]</ref>}}
[[File:Chris and Rocky 2018.jpg|thumb|Rocky Shoemaker with Chris in [[2018]], during a meeting the [[Guard Dogs]] had arranged.]]
[[File:Rockypicture.JPG|thumb|Rocky IRL]]
[[Image:shoemaker.jpg|thumb|Rocky Shoemaker]]
[[Image:ivyjesus.jpg|thumb|''[[Ivy]] vs. The Methodist Church''. Coming to a theater near you]]
'''Rochelle "Rocky" Shoemaker''' is a pastoral counselor (actual title - "Assistant Pastor for Care Ministries") at the [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church]], who advised [[Chris]] on several matters, going as far back as the [[Miyamoto Saga]].


==Biography==
'''The Rev. Rochelle "Rocky" Shoemaker''' is a retired, uncertified pastoral counselor (actual title - '''"Assistant Pastor for Care Ministries"''') from the [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church]], who has advised [[Chris]] on several matters since [[2008]], even though she was never qualified to deal with a mentally disturbed individual such as Chris.


Rocky used to work in the [http://www.cof-umc.org/index.html Community of Faith United Methodist Church], where she garnered high praise and [http://cof-umc.org/blog/?p=3 comparisons with Rocky Balboa]. She worked for 18 years in special education before graduating from Wesley Theological Seminary and The Institute of Pastoral Psychotherapy. Rocky and her husband Jerry have three sons and three grandchildren.
[[File:Rockypicture.JPG|thumb|left]]
According to Chris, Rocky was in her 40s during [[2010]], and has a son that works for {{w|Rockstar Games}}.<ref>[[Jackie_E-mails_8]]</ref>


In the year of Our Lord [[2009]], she brought about the end of the [[Ivy]] Saga, by pushing Chris to go to the police about Ivy. This wasn't the first time she wanted to call the cops, either - [[Julie]] and [[PandaHalo]] have both incurred her wrath in the past.
On 11 September 2008, after [[nudes]] of his were leaked to the internet by a [[Trolls#Lordsillynipples|troll who deceived him]], Chris sent to his Reverend Elizabeth Foss an email in which he told her about his foolish acts and asked her to forgive him. Five days later, Elizabeth replied and referred Chris to the church's new pastoral counselor, Rocky Shoemaker,<ref>[[Chris emails 2008#September]]</ref> beginning her role in Chris's life.


The last straw came in the form of [[Joshua Martinez]], aka [[Vanessa Hudgens]], who tried to swindle some money out of Chris by trading him a [[PSP]]. After that, Shoemaker made [[Bob Chandler]] and [[Barb]] contact the cops. The agreement was that the cops would only be involved in the Joshua matters, as they were dealing with the trolls on their own terms. However, Rocky blindsided Bob and Barb and brought up Ivy and the trolls with the cops. She even had them try to find Ivy and even managed to get a background check on her and came up with nothing. <ref>http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Ivy_Q%26A#The_end</ref>
In the [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 6]], Chris mentioned that he asked Rocky to help him find volunteer work that would pay him, and also wouldn't cause him to lose his [[Social Security]].


In a [[IRC (23 July 2009)|July 2009 IRC Chat]] Chris, believing that he had entered the chat incognito (although the trolls had in fact instantly seen through his false identity), suggested that the trolls force him to [[Chris and sex|rape]] Rocky. Rocky herself is aware that Chris said this. The fact that she did not kick him out of the church on the spot speaks volumes about her sanity.
Rocky recommended to Chris the children's book ''[[How to Talk to Girls]]'' after he asked for help on the [[Love Quest]].<ref>[[CWC with Bible - Leviticus]]</ref>


In addition to her interaction with Chris, Rocky has an adult son who works at RockStar Games, makers of Grand Theft Auto.
In [[March 2009]], Rocky started interacting with Chris more. She encouraged him to leave the internet and stop making videos, leading to the video [[YouTube Finale]].<ref name="Ivy">[[Ivy Q&A]]</ref> According to [[Ivy]], she was "a troll herself", not trying to help Chris as much as wanting to go after trolls and troll them back.<ref name="Ivy"></ref>


According to Chris, it was Rocky and her husband who bailed the Chandlers out of jail following the events of [[28 October 2011]] <ref>http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/28_October_2011#Chris.27s_story</ref>. Rocky also helped put the Chandlers in touch with their defense attorney, Mr. Robert Bell, a fellow Methodist.
[[Joshua Martinez]], a.k.a. [[Vanessa Hudgens]], tried to swindle some money out of Chris by trading him a [[PSP]]. After that, Shoemaker made [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] and [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] contact the cops. The agreement was that the cops would only be involved in the Joshua matters, as they were dealing with the trolls on their own terms. However, Rocky blindsided Bob and Barb and brought up Ivy and the trolls with the cops. She even had them try to find Ivy and even managed to get a background check on her and came up with nothing.<ref name="Ivy"></ref>


==The ultimate white knight?==
In a [[IRC (23 July 2009)|July 2009 IRC Chat]], Chris, believing that he had entered the chat incognito (although the trolls had in fact instantly seen through his false identity), suggested that the trolls force him to [[Chris and sex|rape]] Rocky. Rocky herself is aware that Chris said this. The fact that she did not kick him out of the church on the spot speaks volumes about her patience.
Rocky Shoemaker might be the only person in the world who is genuinely concerned about Christian's well-being. Judging by her approval of the [[Love Quest]], it can be inferred that she supports Christian's desire for [[china]].


Despite saving him from the wiles of Joshua Martinez and [[Clyde Cash]], it seems as though Rocky is ineffective at making an impact in Christian's life where it really matters - namely his [[Homos|bigotry]], [[Chris and his Ego|selfishness]], [[Chris and death|total disregard for others]], [[Chris and health|gluttony]], and [[Chris and anger|rage]].
According to Chris, it was Rocky and her husband who bailed the Chandlers out of jail following the events of [[28 October 2011]]. <ref>[[28 October 2011#Chris's story]]</ref> Rocky also helped put the Chandlers in touch with their defense attorney, Mr. [[Rob Bell]], a fellow Methodist.


One can usually spot her hand in affairs if Chris begins to display common sense. It is generally believed that she was behind Chris's attempt to quit the internet forever on 21 March 2010, as the video was made on a Sunday. Chris likely meets with her on Thursdays and Sundays, as he suddenly developed basic pattern recognition skills long enough to catch one troll on 29 April and smoke out [[Sydney Contacts|another]] on 1 May (though he may have simply gotten both mixed up with [[Jackie]]).
In [[December 2011]], a troll posing as court-appointed psychiatrist "Dr. Perron" called Rocky asking for information on Chris. While she initially was skeptical, repeatedly saying that she wanted authorization from the court, she eventually became convinced and gave new information about Chris.<ref>[[Rocky Shoemaker call]]</ref> This included the supposed infestation problem in Chris's house, that played a part in [[Bob Chandler|Bob]]'s death.
 
Chris insists that Rocky is a better counselor than a professional psychologist, and seems to uncritically accept whatever she says.
In 2018, during the aftermath of the [[Idea Guys]] saga, the [[Guard Dogs]] advised Chris to talk to Rocky about the situation, hoping it would help expedite an official investigation into the alleged extortion by the Idea Guys. However, upon talking to Chris, Rocky advised him to seek [[therapy]] in lieu of escorting him to the police to file a report.<ref>[[The Chris-Chan Extortionists]]</ref>
 
They had no contact ever since.
 
Rocky retired from the church in summer 2018.<ref>According to [https://web.archive.org/web/20180415000000*/http://wesleymumc.org/church-staff archives of the church website], Rocky was listed as a staff member in June 2018, but no longer in July.</ref>


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Rocky offers me advice for most general things for counsoling [sic]. I can't say all of the things she has helped me with off of the top of my head, aside from the recent thinking of myself as retarded
Chris explains how Rocky helps him[1]
Rocky Shoemaker with Chris in 2018, during a meeting the Guard Dogs had arranged.

The Rev. Rochelle "Rocky" Shoemaker is a retired, uncertified pastoral counselor (actual title - "Assistant Pastor for Care Ministries") from the Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church, who has advised Chris on several matters since 2008, even though she was never qualified to deal with a mentally disturbed individual such as Chris.

Rockypicture.JPG

According to Chris, Rocky was in her 40s during 2010, and has a son that works for Rockstar Games.[2]

On 11 September 2008, after nudes of his were leaked to the internet by a troll who deceived him, Chris sent to his Reverend Elizabeth Foss an email in which he told her about his foolish acts and asked her to forgive him. Five days later, Elizabeth replied and referred Chris to the church's new pastoral counselor, Rocky Shoemaker,[3] beginning her role in Chris's life.

In the BlueSpike Skype Logs 6, Chris mentioned that he asked Rocky to help him find volunteer work that would pay him, and also wouldn't cause him to lose his Social Security.

Rocky recommended to Chris the children's book How to Talk to Girls after he asked for help on the Love Quest.[4]

In March 2009, Rocky started interacting with Chris more. She encouraged him to leave the internet and stop making videos, leading to the video YouTube Finale.[5] According to Ivy, she was "a troll herself", not trying to help Chris as much as wanting to go after trolls and troll them back.[5]

Joshua Martinez, a.k.a. Vanessa Hudgens, tried to swindle some money out of Chris by trading him a PSP. After that, Shoemaker made Bob and Barb contact the cops. The agreement was that the cops would only be involved in the Joshua matters, as they were dealing with the trolls on their own terms. However, Rocky blindsided Bob and Barb and brought up Ivy and the trolls with the cops. She even had them try to find Ivy and even managed to get a background check on her and came up with nothing.[5]

In a July 2009 IRC Chat, Chris, believing that he had entered the chat incognito (although the trolls had in fact instantly seen through his false identity), suggested that the trolls force him to rape Rocky. Rocky herself is aware that Chris said this. The fact that she did not kick him out of the church on the spot speaks volumes about her patience.

According to Chris, it was Rocky and her husband who bailed the Chandlers out of jail following the events of 28 October 2011. [6] Rocky also helped put the Chandlers in touch with their defense attorney, Mr. Rob Bell, a fellow Methodist.

In December 2011, a troll posing as court-appointed psychiatrist "Dr. Perron" called Rocky asking for information on Chris. While she initially was skeptical, repeatedly saying that she wanted authorization from the court, she eventually became convinced and gave new information about Chris.[7] This included the supposed infestation problem in Chris's house, that played a part in Bob's death.

In 2018, during the aftermath of the Idea Guys saga, the Guard Dogs advised Chris to talk to Rocky about the situation, hoping it would help expedite an official investigation into the alleged extortion by the Idea Guys. However, upon talking to Chris, Rocky advised him to seek therapy in lieu of escorting him to the police to file a report.[8]

They had no contact ever since.

Rocky retired from the church in summer 2018.[9]

See also

Sources

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The Players: The Games: The Prizes:
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