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'''Ruckersville, Virginia''' is the home of the creature known as [[Christian Weston Chandler]] and the center of all things [[Sonichu]] ([[Twin Falling Towers|Ground Zero]], if you will). Chris and his family moved from Ruckersville to the Richmond suburbs after their dispute with the faculty of [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]], only to return several years later.
{{Quote|Ruckersville is a Very Boring, One-Horse Town. Hardly any [[Sweethearts|young adults]] hang around here, and there is not much to do. Having a [[Mal-Wart|Wal-Mart]] does not make it any better either. It's like putting lipstick on a skeleton, it does not make it any [[Chris and English|better or nicer]].|Ruckersville's most famous citizen.<ref>[[July 2013 Facebook Posts#Ruckersville review]]</ref>}}


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| Ruckersville, VA
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| 38°13′59″N 78°22′09″W
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|data4    = 38°13′59″N 78°22′09″W
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| 1732
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|-
|data7    = 1,484 (2020)<ref>https://www.census.gov/search-results.html?searchType=web&cssp=SERP&q=Ruckersville%20CDP,%20Virginia</ref>
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| Zip/post code:
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| 22968
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|-
|data10  = Unavailable
| Area code:
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| 434
|data11  = Former home of [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
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| Website:
| Unavailable
|-
| Also known as:
| Fuckersville, Ground Zero
|-
| Produces:
| Retarded Manchildren, Rednecks
|-
| Current relevance:
| Chris's Hometown
|}


==The Brochure==
'''Ruckersville''' is a [[Wikipedia:census-designated place|census-designated place]] in Greene County, [[Virginia]], and part of the [[Charlottesville]] metropolitan area. It also happened to be the home of [[Chris]] and the capital of all things [[Sonichu]]-related until [[August 2021]], when Chris's arrest for [[Affair with Mother|incest]] saw him relocated to a jail in Orange, VA for nearly two years, and later to a home in [[Big Island]], VA.
Ruckersville, Virginia is a small, unincorporated township on the outskirts of [[Charlottesville, VA]]. A scenic, tight-knit community that offers panoramic views of mountains, trees and farmland. Although Ruckersville has a small population, it has a vibrant and growing downtown, notable for its antiques market, a new [[Mal-Wart|Wal-Mart]] and great potential for expansion. Founded in 1732, the town has changed very little. The quiet, peaceful village of long ago is still the quiet, peaceful township of today. A safe, friendly, and welcoming community in which to [[Christian Weston Chandler|raise a family]] or [[Bob Chandler|quietly retire]].


==The Truth==
Ruckersville markets itself to tourists as a "scenic, tight-knit community that offers panoramic views", a "safe, friendly, and welcoming community in which to [[Chandlers|raise a family]] or [[Bob Chandler|quietly retire]]" and "a vibrant and growing downtown, notable for its antiques market, a new [[Mal-Wart|Wal-Mart]] and great potential for expansion". In reality, Ruckersville is a dull, boring, suburb of a suburb of Washington D.C., full of cheap, ugly houses and even uglier lawn furniture: a sleepy location without any real tourism to liven itself up; somewhere with no real business or career opportunities, a place where [[Barbara Chandler|people]] hoard their trash and decorate their yards with broken lawnmowers and [[Son-Chu|junked cars]], and where even a family as infamous as the [[Chandler Family Tree|Chandlers]] can exist relatively unnoticed. Even so, over 86% of the town's population from before Chris moved back has since abandoned it for Charlottesville proper to the south.<ref>https://www.mapquest.com/us/virginia/ruckersville-va-282036443</ref> Given its dwindling population, Ruckersville has very little in the way of [[14 Branchland Court|recognizable landmarks]] or entertainment. The only noteworthy person born there is NASCAR driver Philip Morris (no relation to [[Tobacky|Philip Morris USA/International]]). The lack of prospects or opportunities had suited Chris perfectly, as it gave him one more excuse never to leave [[Chris's room|his room]], let alone get a [[job]].
[[Image:Ruckersville Attractions.png|thumb|/this article]]


It's a redneck shithole full of cheap, ugly houses and even uglier lawn furniture. It's a place where people burn their trash and decorate their yards with junked cars, where the human disasters we know as the "[[Chandlers]]" can go ignored and unnoticed (that is if you don't know who they are). Ruckersville has very little in the way of [[14 Branchland Court|recognizable landmarks]], history, and the only noteworthy person born there is NASCAR driver [[Tobacky|Phillip Morris]] (but who gives a shit about NASCAR?). While most normal young people would resent being stuck in a redneck wonderland like Ruckersville, the lack of prospects or opportunities suits Chris, as it's just one more excuse to never leave his room, let alone get a job.
[[Image:Ruckersville Attractions.png|thumb|According to [[Chris and the Internet|the Internet]], there is literally nothing noteworthy in Ruckersville.]]


Chris claims to hate living in Ruckersville, as evidenced by his complaints in various [[Greene County Conspiracy|videos]], but only because he'd rather be in a near-identical suburb where he thinks he could live in a permanent time-capsule of his [[high school]] days forever.
Chris and his family moved from Ruckersville to the [[Richmond]] suburbs after their dispute with the faculty of [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]], only to return in [[2000]]. Chris claimed to hate living in Ruckersville, as evidenced by his complaints in various [[Greene County Conspiracy|videos]], but only because he'd rather have been in a near-identical suburb where he thought he could squander the remainder of his life in a late 90s time-capsule of his [[Manchester High School|high school]] days.


==Geography==
==Geography==
The geography of Ruckersville is rather plain, composed mainly of fields, light forest, and small ugly housing developments extending from the larger town of Charlottesville. Even the terrain is fucking boring. Ruckersville really is a place for people who prefer to do absolutely nothing with their lives at all — like you know damn well who.
The geography of Ruckersville is incredibly plain. Its surrounding landscape, composed mainly of fields, thin forest, and meandering housing developments, extends from the larger settlement of [[Charlottesville, VA|Charlottesville]]. Even the terrain is boring, although the [[A Hike|Blue Ridge Mountains]] are a short drive away.


Ruckersville is far from any real civilization: about 100 miles (160 km) from Washington, D.C., 16 miles (26 km) from [[Charlottesville]] and 77 miles (123 km) from Richmond.
The town is also far from any real civilization: it lies 16 miles (26 km) from Charlottesville, 77 miles (123 km) from [[Richmond]], and approximately 100 miles (160 km) from [[Pmurt|Washington, D.C.]] Along with the rest of Greene County, it is located within the Charlottesville, Virginia Metropolitan Statistical Area. It's interesting to note that, until very recently, a ''Google Street View'' of Ruckersville was unavailable. The housing development that contains Chris's home is still unavailable. It's likely that the road is so poorly marked and difficult to access that the Google camera trucks either missed it, ignored it, or simply [[Chris and stress|did not care]].


==Crime==
Housing prices in Ruckersville are generally decent,<ref>[https://www.zillow.com/homes/for_sale/Ruckersville,-VA_rb/ Zillow Real Estate listings for Ruckersville, VA]</ref> but this is most likely because it is the epitome of a commuter or dormitory town, being almost entirely meant for people who work in Charlottesville to come home and promptly [[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008|crash into slumber]], with very little else to offer. Crime rates in Ruckersville are also happily, if unsurprisingly, low, with zero murders and only two rapes on record. That said, nearby Charlottesville has contributed to this low crime rate, as Chris is more than happy to waltz over there to [[Chris and the law|commit his various misdemeanors]], and likely so are any other criminals living here.
Crime rates in Ruckersville are unexpectedly low, with zero murders and only two rapes on [[Chris and sex|record]]. This is surprising when you consider that the only legal forms of entertainment are shopping at Wal-Mart and (according to [http://virginia.hometownlocator.com/va/greene/ruckersville.cfm this website]) [[Mass Debating|bird watching]]. That said, nearby Charlottesville is the regional heart of commerce and entertainment. If Chris is more than happy to waltz over there to [[Chris and the Law|commit his various misdemeanors]], likely so are most others.


==Culture==
==Culture==
[[Image:Tumbleweed.gif|lolculture]]
[[Image:Tumbleweed.gif|What's culture?]]


==Ground Zero==
To be fair, it's an older city than Los Angeles.
It's interesting to note that a ''Google Street View'' of the housing development that contains Chris's home is unavailable. Some theories exist to explain this, the leading being that the bizarre cocktail of smells produced by bathing in [[Chris and health|Axe body spray and intense body odor]] may have simply driven the Google camera car away from that street after the drivers deemed it "too risky." An alternative theory is that the road is so poorly marked and difficult to access, that nobody gave a fuck about driving down it.


==Gallery==
==Gallery==
<center>
<center>
<gallery>
<gallery>
Image:Ruckersville_Aerial_Map.jpg|Aerial shot of the redneck shithole that is Ruckersville. Chris's home is highlighted with the red mark.
Image:Ruckersville_Aerial_Map.jpg|Aerial shot of Ruckersville. Chris's home is highlighted with the red icon.
Image:Goin_to_Ruckersville.jpg|Ruckersville lies at the intersection of two major highways. WOW!
Image:Ruckersville house prices near 14BC.jpeg|House prices in the vicinity of [[14 Branchland Court|14BC]] reported on Zillow, c.2019. Note that Chris's house doesn't even have an estimated valuation.
Image:Ruckersville_Church.jpg|No redneck town is complete without churches and replaceable letter signs.
Image:14 branchland court gmaps.png|A closeup view of where the magic happens.
Image:Story_of_Ruckersville.jpg|Little did Peter Rucker know that his settlement would be a haven for moronic Man-children.  
Image:Goin_to_Ruckersville.jpg|Ruckersville lies at the intersection of two major highways. ''Wow''!
Image:Ruckersville_Church.jpg|And no backwater suburb is complete without replaceable block-letter church signs! (No relation to [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church]]).
Image:Story_of_Ruckersville.jpg|Little did John Rucker know that his settlement would be a haven for a moronic man-child.
File:Chris at Ruckersville sign, April 2019.jpg|Chris posing at the Ruckersville sign, [[April 2019]].
</gallery>
</gallery>
</center>
</center>
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*[[Ohio trip|Cleveland, OH]]
*[[Chris's room]]
*[[Chris's room]]
*[[DayOut]]
==References==
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==External links==
==External links==
*[[Wikipedia:Ruckersville,_Virginia|Wikipedia article]]
*[[Wikipedia:Ruckersville,_Virginia|Wikipedia article]]
 
*[https://www.exploregreene.com/ Greene County Tourism info]
*[https://www.google.ca/maps/place/Ruckersville,+VA+22968,+USA/@38.1983145,-78.5129084,11z/data=!4m2!3m1!1s0x89b4721b1fc3b627:0x4eee8a3bf4546cf9/ Google Street Map View]
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Latest revision as of 11:08, 20 February 2024

Ruckersville is a Very Boring, One-Horse Town. Hardly any young adults hang around here, and there is not much to do. Having a Wal-Mart does not make it any better either. It's like putting lipstick on a skeleton, it does not make it any better or nicer.
Ruckersville's most famous citizen.[1]
Ruckersville
ChrisRuckersvilleSign.jpg
Information
Country United States
State Virginia
County Greene
Coordinates 38°13′59″N 78°22′09″W
Classification Census-designated place
Date established 1732
Population 1,484 (2020)[2]
Zip/post code 22968
Area code 434
Website
Unavailable
Notable for
Former home of Christian Weston Chandler

Ruckersville is a census-designated place in Greene County, Virginia, and part of the Charlottesville metropolitan area. It also happened to be the home of Chris and the capital of all things Sonichu-related until August 2021, when Chris's arrest for incest saw him relocated to a jail in Orange, VA for nearly two years, and later to a home in Big Island, VA.

Ruckersville markets itself to tourists as a "scenic, tight-knit community that offers panoramic views", a "safe, friendly, and welcoming community in which to raise a family or quietly retire" and "a vibrant and growing downtown, notable for its antiques market, a new Wal-Mart and great potential for expansion". In reality, Ruckersville is a dull, boring, suburb of a suburb of Washington D.C., full of cheap, ugly houses and even uglier lawn furniture: a sleepy location without any real tourism to liven itself up; somewhere with no real business or career opportunities, a place where people hoard their trash and decorate their yards with broken lawnmowers and junked cars, and where even a family as infamous as the Chandlers can exist relatively unnoticed. Even so, over 86% of the town's population from before Chris moved back has since abandoned it for Charlottesville proper to the south.[3] Given its dwindling population, Ruckersville has very little in the way of recognizable landmarks or entertainment. The only noteworthy person born there is NASCAR driver Philip Morris (no relation to Philip Morris USA/International). The lack of prospects or opportunities had suited Chris perfectly, as it gave him one more excuse never to leave his room, let alone get a job.

According to the Internet, there is literally nothing noteworthy in Ruckersville.

Chris and his family moved from Ruckersville to the Richmond suburbs after their dispute with the faculty of Nathanael Greene Elementary School, only to return in 2000. Chris claimed to hate living in Ruckersville, as evidenced by his complaints in various videos, but only because he'd rather have been in a near-identical suburb where he thought he could squander the remainder of his life in a late 90s time-capsule of his high school days.

Geography

The geography of Ruckersville is incredibly plain. Its surrounding landscape, composed mainly of fields, thin forest, and meandering housing developments, extends from the larger settlement of Charlottesville. Even the terrain is boring, although the Blue Ridge Mountains are a short drive away.

The town is also far from any real civilization: it lies 16 miles (26 km) from Charlottesville, 77 miles (123 km) from Richmond, and approximately 100 miles (160 km) from Washington, D.C. Along with the rest of Greene County, it is located within the Charlottesville, Virginia Metropolitan Statistical Area. It's interesting to note that, until very recently, a Google Street View of Ruckersville was unavailable. The housing development that contains Chris's home is still unavailable. It's likely that the road is so poorly marked and difficult to access that the Google camera trucks either missed it, ignored it, or simply did not care.

Housing prices in Ruckersville are generally decent,[4] but this is most likely because it is the epitome of a commuter or dormitory town, being almost entirely meant for people who work in Charlottesville to come home and promptly crash into slumber, with very little else to offer. Crime rates in Ruckersville are also happily, if unsurprisingly, low, with zero murders and only two rapes on record. That said, nearby Charlottesville has contributed to this low crime rate, as Chris is more than happy to waltz over there to commit his various misdemeanors, and likely so are any other criminals living here.

Culture

What's culture?

To be fair, it's an older city than Los Angeles.

Gallery

See also

References

External links

The places of Chris's life

Chris's homes: 14 Branchland Court (Chris's room | Chris's kitchen | Work Room | Yard | 2014 house fire) | Cloverleaf Lakes Apartments | Surreywood Subdivision | Newberry Towne Subdivision | Rental House | Central Virginia Regional Jail | Western State Hospital | Big Island house

Chris's education: Greene County Primary School | James Madison University | Providence Middle School | Nathanael Greene Elementary School | Manchester High School | Piedmont Virginia Community College (not to be confused with Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens)

Chris's churches: Grace Baptist Church | Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church

Chris's jobs: Cutco Cutlery | Wendy's | Books-a-million | Toys “R” Us | Sonichu Entertainment of America

Other attraction locations: University of Virginia | Charlottesville Fashion Square (Abercrombie & Fitch | Chick-fil-A | Pac Sun | Starbucks) | Wal-Mart (McDonald's) | Target | The GAMe PLACe | Impulse Gay Social-Club | Fridays After Five

Conventions: Animate! Raleigh | Anime Mid-Atlantic | BronyCon (2017 • 2018 • 2019) | MAGfest | OmegaCon | TooManyGames

Other places Chris has visited: Anytime Fitness | Best Buy | Burger King | Country Cookin | "Create-a-Crear Workshop" | Cville Pride | The End Games | GameStop | Golden Corral | McIntire Park | Region Ten | Snooky's Pawn Shop | Taco Bell


Cities of the World: Albemarle County (Advance Mills) | Bedford County (Big Island) | Charlottesville | Chesterfield County (Midlothian) | Greene County (Barboursville | Ruckersville | Stanardsville) | Harrisonburg | Lynchburg | Richmond

Countries of the World: Australia | Australatina | China | England | Germany | Italy | Iraq | Japan | Mexico | Molvanîa | Niger | Russia | United States (California | District of Columbia | Maryland | Ohio | Pennsylvania | Virginia | Washington)

Extra-terrestrial locations: Dimensions | The Moon | The Sun


Map of Chris's World