Sam and Ellen

Sam and Ellen were a lesbian couple who considered Chris as a surrogate father after meeting on a forum.

Johan, a former gay porn star, was Chris' main competition. He made Sam and Ellen aware of some of Chris's previous exploits such as the cakefarts incident and Megan Schroeder, which cast serious doubts on Chris' viability. Though unclear who put forth the challenge, all parties agreed that Chris and Johan would both make videos to prove their sexual prowess and the winner would be decided through an online poll. Around 7000 votes were cast, with Johan taking a 16 percent lead over Chris. Sam and Ellen have yet to be heard of again since; it's generally assumed they chose Johan to impregnate one of them and lived happily ever after with a child that was not Chris's.