Sex toys

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Chris owns several sex toys, including a vibrator and anal beads.

His provider of choice is AdamEve.com. Chris claimed to the TRUE and LOYAL Sonichu fanbase that they were sent by the online sex shop as free gifts. However, considering the fact that AdamEve.com usually allows customers to choose gifts, and if they are indeed random gifts, what they are depends on the content of the purchase (not to mention Chris never bothering to dispose of or even complain about them; there is likely more to it than what he says).

Chris has also visited Charlottesville sex shop IRC (26 November 2008) to see if they carry chocolate-flavored condoms. It is unknown at this time what, if anything, Chris has purchased at this store or if he's even allowed back.

List of known sex toys

  • Penis pump
  • Vibrator (possibly KIA)
  • Three sex dolls including Officer Nasty, Kimmi, and the not-yet-seen Booty Licious Love Doll. Chris may be too embarrassed to acknowledge the last one, for she is black. His order records show that he has purchased at least three Officer Nasty dolls, suggesting that they don't survive too long underneath him; he stated in a chat with Vanessa that "After a while of putting my weight carefully on them in the artificial intercourse, they each would have a hole punctured on the inside from my weight, which was irrepairable."
  • Anal beads – Disposed after used and "covered in poo[citation needed]".
  • Dildo – Free gift that went along with a purchase. Chris put a condom on it and stuck it up his ass.[1]
  • Two different penis rings (Pearl Beaded Prolong Ring and Silicone Superstud Power Ring)
  • Velvet touch masturbator
  • A&E Hot Action Lotion

Gallery of sex toy purchases

See also

Sauces

External links