The Awakening of a CPU AKA The Idea Guy Corruptions

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Sonichu #16
Cover Date: N\A
Began: 1 November 2017
Finished: 3 August 2018
Page Count: 82
Episodes: Unknown
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October 25, 2017... the life of Miss Christine Weston Chandler, myself, was beginning to change forever... this is our story.

Sonichu #16 or The Awakening of a CPU as re-titled by Chris is an issue which was heavily directed by the Idea Guys trolls. It features a story on how his fictional troll character, John Yamada, came to influence Chris. Due to the secretive nature of the saga, the comic pages were never uploaded by Chris; however, in-progress photos were leaked by various people whom Joshua Wise had shared with.

Chris stated that the comic was back in production in May 2018, when he posted previews for a backup story about the marriage between himself, Cryzel and Magi-Chan.

The comic was published around fall of 2018, albeit rough and mostly uncolored and was directly mailed to his backers to avoid violating Patreon's Terms of Service.

Plot

NOTE - The following makes little sense and has little to no continuity with the previous comics, due to it consisting of troll concepts Idea Guy had planted into the comic. Despite being aware that Idea Guy turned out to be a troll, Chris still believes the events depicted are canon and really happened, evidenced when he wrote The Awakening of a CPU epilogue several months later.

On October 25th 2017 Chris is contacted by a lone Gamindustri agent known as John who is investigating if his Dreamcast is a "spiral" console of this world capable of jumping between worlds. Magi-Chan investigates and confirms, yes this console in particular is special. After 24 hours of reflection, Chris touches the console decides he has immediately become part of the canon of the anime / game franchise "Hyperdimension Neptunia" and claims to share his body with that of the character Uzumi Tennouboshi who promptly informs him her evil half Kuromi, the Russian Billionare Akan, and Monika from "Doki Doki Literature Club" are causing Chaos in our world.

Silvana is sent to rescue Adult Neptune and bring her safely to Gamindustri, however Kuromi and Akan are infiltrating Chris' dreams and corrupting his mind and on November 4th, they encourage Graduon to lead an attack on Cwcville.

John unites the Sailor Scouts from Sailor Moon and Chris is awestruck to learn that they apparently exist in our world too and informs us at some point Sailor Jupiter rescued John, Neptune, Nepgear and Blanc from German Soldiers. Nepgear falls unconscious until she is cuddled by John and Chris, after which she fully recovers.

Chris deploys the Cwcville Army, Son-Chu and his autobots and push the evil forces back. Kuromi launches her last stand, knowing Uzume is inside Chris. Uzume and Kurome fuse together into one being and Chris gives Uzumi her powers back, and Chris goes on to inform us everyone has a heart crystal inside of them.

Meanwhile Chris and John's friend Cave are set to meet for discussions, and Silvana is made Cave's bodyguard and yet gets herself captured by Russian forces and it takes four days to rescue her. Russian cloakers are invading Cwcville, and Chris destroys a hotel full of criminals with Lightning. Akan infiltrates the Mall with a puppet-mayor and Chris promptly destroys the Mall and murders the fake-mayor before restoring the mall from the toilets to the full building as it once stood.

Akan (a billionaire mind you) makes himself at home at 14 Branchland Court and vandalises it. Monika makes contact with Chris via his phone, but Chris is immune from her tricks and memory wipe. John however is not.

14 Branchland Court is restored and returned to Chris, Graduon, angry at Silvana's abduction joins forces with Chris.

Akan opens a vortex and Sonichu is teleported to Africa where he is pursued by natives. Emmet Brown gives him a ride back to Virginia and he somehow winds up locked in a Country Cookin food freezer.

Chris informs us that in the Cwcville dimension, the US lost the Cold War and Russia took over the nation. Clinton won the 2016 election but became deathly ill, after which Vladimir Putin becomes the POTUS. This results in gang violence between the Yakuza and Russian Mafia for some reason. Ian Brandon Anderson becomes the Mayor of Cwcville, but also becomes ill and is replaced by actor Brendan Fraser.

During his time in office, Chris had revoked women's rights and mentions after Real Life Megan "wronged" him, he stripped her of her Megtune Powers and banished her from Cwcville. Regardless she is doing well as a CPU goddess on the island of Krasna.

The Sailor Senshi and Twilight Sparkle aid Chris is learning how to use his powers. Akan had annexed the High School in which the Sailor Scouts studied and it is now a training ground for his troops.

John and Chris travel back in time to meet past-Chris and smack him with a baseball bat to prevent the abolishment of women's rights and because Present Chris was disgusted with him. This gives Sonichu Amnesia.

Chris backtracks to tell us that whilst developing his powers, he and his new friends where on the hunt for E115 material, said to be very rare and powerful. The American Sailor Scouts from the infamous Saban Moon (which failed to even launch) had knowledge of where to get it as they where apparently all female soldiers (at fifteen years old...) who had been exposed to it, and it's exposure is how Chris explains how Saban Mercury was paraplegic (note that the intent of Saban Mercury was to be representation to disabled preteen girls, showing they could be heroes too, opposed to Chris' twisted version.) Most of the Saban scouts wound up passing away due to the exposure, including mercury whom Chris claims to have personally met, and discloses that her name was Hilda. Hilda, rather than passing away chose to commit suicide. Before passing the Saban Scouts all praise what a wonderful person Chris is and pass on their powers to him.

Whilst attempting to clone Chris so he could dump the responsibility of caring for Barb on it, Chris' Pony OC Nightstar took a threat of DNA from Chris that had been laying around since the year 2000, leaving a horrifying question as to just how unwashed his home is. She accidentally clones multiple sexually aggressive Chris-Chans to the point where the Ponys must evacuate to Cwcville for their own safety.

John meanwhile has gathered enough E115 to fashion three brand new Sonichu medallions that allow Chris to become Chris-Chan Sonichu. Chris time travels to the year 2000 to find he has been possessed by Satan and become a Nazi and has kept Hitler alive using his own Sonichu Medallion. Horrified at the monster he is in this timeline, Chris kills his Nazi Alter-Ego, claimed the Medallion, turning Hitler into dust.

Going back in time again. John finds Chris has been taken to "Islam" in order to have the lustful urges exorcized and such was done by shoving the medallion into his rectum.

Whilst attempting to return that medallion to Chris, it is intercepted and obtained by North Koreans. Chris discovers terrible things about Cwcville, including he and his Father being real Sonichu borne from eggs and the Anchuent Prophecy being real. Chris laments that while Cwcville is currently predominantly Christian, it used to be mostly Athiest or Satanic. Angelica turned away from Christianity and became a Muslim, then converted once more into a satanist. Blake idolised Osama Bin Laden and became an extremist implied to have ties to Isis. Wild became a drug peddler who grew weed (which Chris is ok with) and produced Meth in his own lab (Chris is not ok with) Bubbles decided she identified as a muscle-bound black man, which Chris seems to equate to being a "Knuckle-Head" and depicted her with the body of Knuckles as he was depicted in his loathed Blarms Sonic Boom series. Punchy instead of being borne in a Dojo, hatched in an insane asylum and was detained in a straight jacket, developing an irrational hatred of the Obese. Chris tells us he is ashamed of his Chaotic Combo.

On December 5th 2017, Rosechu informs Chris she had been born as a Male Pichu and had retained her penis and testes post transformation until she received surgery in Cwcville (Chris being unaware that medical science has yet to advance to the point of being able to provide transwomen the ability to give birth) Chris is devastated as he had created Rosechu and her evolutionary line to be Female only pokemon and listened to Britney's "I'm not a girl" on repeat as he drew and coloured the page. Nevertheless he stands by her as a transwoman. He goes on to inform us that they shared their first kiss not under fireworks, but in sewage and in the process of sharing the virginity with each other, role-played as Ice-Hockey players.

Chris tells us that after he vented about Rosechu being a transwoman on facebook, it had upset Rosechu and Uzumi angrily confronted Chris about shaming her.

Chris goes on to create Battery-Charge Heart / Miss Anirbas Saffron Chandler who represented the Smach Z handheld console. Due to Chris' misunderstanding of when the Smach Z was released, Blanc and Noire turn their backs on him.

In an effort to restore Silvana by rewriting her story and failing, Chris concludes that only Monika from DDLC can bring her back.

In the meantime, Chris is distressed by John's massive libido and his being married to five wives and impregnating a lesbian couple, and admits in his frustrations he lashed out at people more than once, yet admits he is not fond of sex at the given moment.

Whilst role-playing a date with Blanc, instead of discussing how the date, Chris being Chris immediately jumps into how he'd fuck her, and Blanc is not amused. She gives him another chance and they discuss authors and politics. She asks him on why he is so against Trump, why he favoured Hilary and why he is currently not working, similarly to the Father Call.

A Cwc Defense Soldier meanwhile shits on the border between Cwcville and Australatina and they kill him in retaliation and war is declared whilst Chris tries to make peace.

Tails and Bionic help testify against Jamsta in the accusation that he had been sexually molesting Punchy. Chris doesn't believe it, despite overwhelming evidence. He was found not guilty, and the citizens, outraged by this miscarriage of justice, start to riot.


- plot review up to page 28 - still in progress -

Still canon

On 25 May 2018, Chris tweeted:

A Large Portion of Sonichu 16 was inspired by "Idea Guy" in an Attempt to Troll Me. A Good Friend reviewed the Final Draft of the Comic and Told Me that Patreon would most likely consider it "Hate Speech".

I don't want to Re-Draw Sonichu 16 - I put MUCH work Into It.

But at the Same Time I don't want to Offend Anybody or get my Patreon Page removed. Can someone Give Me Advice? Should I Publish It or Re-Do it Completely to Remove Outside Influence? I Don't Want my Patreon Page or my Future Work Threatened by This.[1]

However, he deleted the tweets within minutes and the comics were mailed to his Patreon backers on 22 October 2018.

Gallery

Issue 16 - Idea Guy Corruption

Epilogue

Main article: The Awakening of a CPU

Our Wedding special

References