The Awakening of a CPU AKA The Idea Guy Corruptions

Sonichu #16
Cover Date:	N\A
Began:	1 November 2017
Finished:	3 August 2018
Page Count:	82
Episodes:	Unknown
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October 25, 2017... the life of Miss Christine Weston Chandler, myself, was beginning to change forever... this is our story.

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Sonichu #16 or The Awakening of a CPU as re-titled by Chris is an issue which was heavily directed by the Idea Guys trolls. It features a story on how his fictional troll character, John Yamada, came to influence Chris. Due to the secretive nature of the saga, the comic pages were never uploaded by Chris; however, in-progress photos were leaked by various people whom Joshua Wise had shared with.

Chris stated that the comic was back in production in May 2018, when he posted previews for a backup story about the marriage between himself, Cryzel and Magi-Chan.

The comic was published around fall of 2018, albeit rough and mostly uncolored and was directly mailed to his backers to avoid violating Patreon's Terms of Service.

Plot

PROTIP:

The following makes little sense and has little to no continuity with the previous comics, due to it consisting of troll concepts Idea Guy had planted into the comic. Despite being aware that Idea Guy turned out to be a troll, Chris still believes the events depicted are canon and really happened, evidenced when he wrote The Awakening of a CPU epilogue several months later.

On October 25th 2017 Chris is contacted by a lone Gamindustri agent known as John who is investigating if his Dreamcast is a "spiral" console of this world capable of jumping between worlds. Magi-Chan investigates and confirms that yes, this console in particular is special. After 24 hours of reflection, Chris touches the console decides he has immediately become part of the canon of the anime/game franchise "Hyperdimension Neptunia" and claims to share his body with that of the character Uzumi Tennouboshi who promptly informs him her evil half Kuromi, the Russian Billionare Akan, and Monika from "Doki Doki Literature Club" are causing Chaos in our world.

Silvana is sent to rescue Adult Neptune and bring her safely to Gamindustri, however Kuromi and Akan are infiltrating Chris' dreams and corrupting his mind and on November 4th, they encourage Graduon to lead an attack on Cwcville.

John unites the Sailor Scouts from Sailor Moon and Chris is awestruck to learn that they apparently exist in our world too and informs us at some point Sailor Jupiter rescued John, Neptune, Nepgear and Blanc from German Soldiers. Nepgear falls unconscious until she is cuddled by John and Chris, after which she fully recovers.

Chris deploys the Cwcville Army, Son-Chu and his autobots and push the evil forces back. Kuromi launches her last stand, knowing Uzume is inside Chris. Uzume and Kurome fuse together into one being and Chris gives Uzumi her powers back, and Chris goes on to inform us everyone has a heart crystal inside of them.

Meanwhile Chris and John's friend Cave are set to meet for discussions, and Silvana is made Cave's bodyguard. She gets herself captured by Russian forces and it takes four days to rescue her. Russian cloakers are invading Cwcville, and Chris destroys a hotel full of criminals with Lightning. Akan infiltrates the Mall with a puppet-mayor and Chris promptly destroys the Mall and murders the fake-mayor before restoring the Mall from the toilets to the full building as it once stood.

Akan (a billionaire, mind you) makes himself at home at 14 Branchland Court and vandalises it. Monika makes contact with Chris via his phone, but Chris is immune to her tricks and memory wipe. John, however, is not.

14 Branchland Court is restored and returned to Chris, Graduon, angry at Silvana's abduction, joins forces with Chris.

Akan opens a vortex and Sonichu is teleported to Africa where he is pursued by natives. Emmet Brown gives him a ride back to Virginia and he somehow winds up locked in a Country Cookin food freezer.

Chris informs us that in the Cwcville dimension, the US lost the Cold War and Russia took over the nation. Clinton won the 2016 election but became deathly ill, after which Vladimir Putin became the POTUS. This results in gang violence between the Yakuza and Russian Mafia for some reason. Ian Brandon Anderson becomes the Mayor of Cwcville, but also becomes ill and is replaced by actor Brendan Fraser.

During his time in office, Chris had revoked women's rights and mentions after Real Life Megan "wronged" him, he stripped her of her Megtune Powers and banished her from Cwcville. Regardless she is doing well as a CPU goddess on the island of Krasna.

The Sailor Senshi and Twilight Sparkle aid Chris is learning how to use his powers. Akan had annexed the High School in which the Sailor Scouts studied and it is now a training ground for his troops.

John and Chris travel back in time to meet past-Chris and smack him with a baseball bat to prevent the abolishment of women's rights and because Present Chris was disgusted with him. This gives Sonichu amnesia.

Chris backtracks to tell us that whilst developing his powers, he and his new friends where on the hunt for E115 material, said to be very rare and powerful. The American Sailor Scouts from the infamous Saban Moon (which failed to even launch) had knowledge of where to get it as they where apparently all female soldiers (at fifteen years old...) who had been exposed to it, and it's exposure is how Chris explains how Saban Mercury was paraplegic (note that the intent of Saban Mercury was to be representation to disabled preteen girls, showing they could be heroes too, opposed to Chris' twisted version.) Most of the Saban scouts wound up passing away due to the exposure, including Mercury, who Chris claims to have personally met, and discloses that her name was Hilda. Hilda, rather than passing away, chose to commit suicide. Before passing, the Saban Scouts all praise Chris and pass on their powers to him.

Whilst attempting to clone Chris so he could dump the responsibility of caring for Barb on it, Chris' Pony OC Night Star took a sample of DNA from Chris that had been laying around since the year 2000, leaving a horrifying question as to just how unwashed his home is. She accidentally clones multiple sexually aggressive Chris-chans to the point where the Ponys must evacuate to Cwcville for their own safety.

John meanwhile has gathered enough E115 to fashion three brand new Sonichu medallions that allow Chris to become Chris-Chan Sonichu. Chris time travels to the year 2000 to find he has been possessed by Satan and become a Nazi and has kept Hitler alive using his own Sonichu Medallion. Horrified at the monster he is in this timeline, Chris kills his Nazi alter-ego, claimed the Medallion, turning Hitler into dust.

Going back in time again. John finds Chris has been taken to "Islam" in order to have the lustful urges exorcized and such was done by shoving the medallion into his rectum.

Whilst attempting to return that medallion to Chris, it is intercepted and obtained by North Koreans. Chris discovers terrible things about Cwcville, including he and his Father being real Sonichu born from eggs and the Anchuent Prophecy being real. Chris laments that while Cwcville is currently predominantly Christian, it used to be mostly Athiest or Satanic. Angelica turned away from Christianity and became a Muslim, then converted once more into a Satanist. Blake idolised Osama Bin Laden and became an extremist implied to have ties to ISIS. Wild became a drug peddler who grew weed (which Chris is ok with) and produced Meth in his own lab (which Chris is not ok with). Bubbles decided she identified as a muscle-bound black man, which Chris seems to equate to being a "Knuckle-Head" and drew her with the body of Knuckles as depicted in his loathed Sonic Boom series. Punchy, instead of a dojo, hatched in an insane asylum and was detained in a straight jacket, developing an irrational hatred of the obese. Chris tells us he is ashamed of his Chaotic Combo.

On December 5th 2017, Rosechu informs Chris she had been born as a male Pichu and had retained her penis and testes post transformation until she received surgery in Cwcville (Chris being unaware that medical science has yet to advance to the point of being able to provide transwomen the ability to give birth). Chris is devastated as he had created Rosechu and her evolutionary line to be female-only Pokemon and listened to Britney's "I'm Not a Girl" on repeat as he drew and colored the page. Nevertheless, he stands by her as a transwoman. He goes on to inform us that Sonichu and Rosechu shared their first kiss not under fireworks, but in sewage and in the process of sharing the virginity with each other, role-played as ice hockey players.

Chris tells us that after he vented about Rosechu being a transwoman on Facebook, it had upset Rosechu and Uzumi angrily confronted Chris about shaming her.

Chris goes on to create Battery-Charge Heart/Miss Anirbas Saffron Chandler who represented the Smach Z handheld console. Due to Chris' misunderstanding of when the Smach Z was released, Blanc and Noire turn their backs on him.

In an effort to restore Silvana by rewriting her story and failing, Chris concludes that only Monika can bring her back.

In the meantime, Chris is distressed by John's massive libido and his being married to five wives and impregnating a lesbian couple, and admits in his frustrations he lashed out at people more than once, and that he is not fond of sex at the given moment.

Whilst role-playing a date with Blanc, instead of discussing how the date, Chris being Chris immediately jumps into how he'd fuck her, and Blanc is not amused. She gives him another chance and they discuss authors and politics. She asks him why he is so against Trump, why he favoured Hillary and why he is currently not working, similarly to the Father Call.

Meanwhile, a CWC Defense Soldier shits on the border between Cwcville and Australatina and is killed in retaliation. War is declared whilst Chris tries to make peace.

Tails and Bionic help testify against Jamsta in the accusation that he had been sexually molesting Punchy. Chris doesn't believe it, despite overwhelming evidence. He is found not guilty and the citizens, outraged by this miscarriage of justice, start to riot.

Australatina is beating the everloving piss out of Cwcville and their Russian allies (weren't they the enemy?) and Simonla & Wild's home is destroyed. All of the Autobots are destroyed, including Optimus and Bumblebee - with the exception of the severed head of Son-Chu. It's implied that the destruction of Chris's IRL car impacted this choice of plot.

Australatina is the victor in the battle, and the swastika on the page implies they enforce a Nazi regime. Chris grabs all of his level 100 Pokemon from his various Pokemon games in order to try and counter them. He refrains from using the Electric Hedgehogs because the Nazis will kill them. He also attempts to create a portal to reach his Skylanders for aid. It is noted that the Nazis shoot to kill Pokemon, but Inuyasha (his Blaiziken) and Arial (his Primarina) have escaped. It's noted that all wild Pokemon in the area have been gunned down.

Though Silvana has been "deleted", Magi-Chan sheds hardly a tear for his beloved and decides to get his bone on with his father figure, Mewtwo and marries him.

Battery Charge Heart, instead of defending against Australatina, goes impulse shopping and boyfriend hunting. Chris is upset considering she was designed to be bright, loyal and intelligent.

The Nazis abduct the 71 special Sonichus and Rosechus and the CPUs try to bargain for their release. Simonla is freed but has come down with a terrible syndrome. The Nazis attempt to immolate her, but Chris throws himself in front of their flamethrowers, using his powers to withstand the heat.

Chris admits that in the past (referring to his past self as though he were a separate character) he was a sex-obsessed lunatic and his lustful sins where bringing Cwcville down. It's implied his sins are contagious and are infecting the survivors of Cwcville including the Sonichus and Rosechus. Magi-Chan confirms that Akan has been passing himself off as God and Jesus to mess with people.

In "sound mind" (lol) he proclaims he no longer believes in God and Jesus in favour of the "Console Patron" - essentially saying that he will live and die by a Sub-Par Japanese game/anime franchise.

John has been funding Cwcville through heists on the video game "Payday 2" and Magi-Chan converts his winnings into real money.

In Equestria, the sexually aggressive Chris Clones have mutated to become slimy and bulbous and chant "JULAAAAAY". John, Megan and Neptune lure them away from Equestria and destroy them with Napalm and the ponies return to their homes.

The CPU's beat the Nazi's out of Cwcville as the war officially comes to an end on the 21st.

However, the Sonichus and Rosechus are still in enemy custody. Chris reveals that when an Electric Hedgehog dies, they do not pass into an afterlife, their soul instead slips into an egg that appears where they had initially hatched, and upon hatching, are born with the same personality and memories of their previous selves - like the Chao in Sonic Adventure 2. This means the Electric Hedgehog pokemon are immortal and death at worst, is an inconvenience. Silvana, Bob Chandler, Simonla and Zapina rehatch and assert their intention to find their families and continue their fight.

As favour to Blanc, Chris reads "The Man in the High Castle" by Phillip K Dick.

John and his friends are ambushed by Nazi's survive, but Chris is pissed off. Doktor Herr Wilhelm Strasse interrupts a conversation Chris is having the the CPU Vert to mess with him, Chris again is pissed off and swears he will kill every living Nazi. He notes that Monika is also working with Nazi's. Chris informs he can be in multiple places at once, and every time a Nazi misgenders him in German, Chris sprays them with his blood which apparently melts them.

The Nazis occupy Equestria and the Mirror pools lose their ability to clone.

Chris pens a handwritten letter to Discord to appeal for aid, and is told "No". Chris shows up to bully him into helping them and is still met with refusal until he decides to turn Discord into stone until he complies by killing every single Nazi with fatal heart attacks and disposing of their corpses before finally destroying the portals they used to enter Equestria.

Remember when Chris sprayed all the Transphobe Nazi's to melt them with his blood? It didn't actually work, instead it just "dirtied" their "pure white" blood and became sub-human Electric Hedgehog Pokemon so Chris can point and laugh. Ashamed, the Nazis leave Cwcville. They regroup in Germany where it's revealed that all historical Nazi's have retroactively become Electric Hedgehog Pokemon too. Regardless, Blanc orders them to disband and they pretty much just do as she says.

Chris informs us about the Pokedex numbers of his breeds of Electric Hedgehogs, and tells us regular Sonichu and Rosechu age every two years, whilst those with a connection to Chris (aka, any of them that have had any kind of role in the comic) age every five years, as do their descendants.

Chris tells he us he stopped ageing at 21 (as did all of his dimensional counterparts) and repeats what he said before about Sonichu and Rosechu being reborn and retaining their appearances, personalities and memories.

On Jan 18th 2018, Night Star cries about how her family are being imprisoned in Equestria, and she had been tortured, her tail removed. Chris reminds her she can open portals and must always stand up for what's right, and heals her. Night Star's tail grows back and she becomes a hideous abomination of hedgehog and horse. Chris opens a portal despite just saying he didn't have that power, and encourages Night Star to slaughter all of the Nazis in 2019.

Meanwhile, on Jan 19th, in the prison where the Electric Hedgehogs are being detained, it appears the Rosechus and Roberta have been raped for the purpose of re population. Christine and Cerah bide their time, praying to the CPU and reserving their strength whilst Rosechu and Roberta appear heavily pregnant. John and his crew storm the prison and decapitate the Warden, drawn in gruesome detail. The prison guards are massacred, mostly by Sonichu who angrily states as he slices them to ribbons that this is vengeance for his family, and that Electric Hedgehogs are not inferior beings. The women are released, and in a disturbing vision, the underage Zapina is shown to have been one of the prisoners, and in a small line from Christine Rosechu, it is implied that Barb was also being held in the rape camp. Sonichu reunites with his wife and daughters, and the girls refer to Chris as their "MeMaw" and thank her for rescuing them even though he was not involved. Roberta is implied to have done something wrong as there is talk about her having learned her lesson about Chris - but the text is cut off and we have so little context that we don't know what she did.

In California Bob shows up and is teleported to Cwcville where he tells everyone about himself. He then shows himself to Sonichu and co in his own check-Sonichu form and everybody in tears talks about how much they missed him. It is explained that both Bob and serial killer Ted Bundy where reborn as Sonichu and Ted defends Cwcville.

- plot review up to page 49 - still in progress -

Still canon

On 25 May 2018, Chris tweeted:


A Large Portion of Sonichu 16 was inspired by "Idea Guy" in an Attempt to Troll Me. A Good Friend reviewed the Final Draft of the Comic and Told Me that Patreon would most likely consider it "Hate Speech". I don't want to Re-Draw Sonichu 16 - I put MUCH work Into It. But at the Same Time I don't want to Offend Anybody or get my Patreon Page removed. Can someone Give Me Advice? Should I Publish It or Re-Do it Completely to Remove Outside Influence? I Don't Want my Patreon Page or my Future Work Threatened by This.^[1]

However, he deleted the tweets within minutes and the comics were mailed to his Patreon backers on 22 October 2018.