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[[File:425-CWCSNHP1.jpg|thumb|Evidence that even Robbie is (yet another) [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Mary Sue]].]]
[[File:425-CWCSNHP1.jpg|thumb|Evidence that even Robbie is (yet another) [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Mary Sue]].]]


'''Cerah Rosey''' (also spelled "'''Cera'''"), '''Christine Rosey''' and '''Robbie Sonee''' are the children of [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]]. Cerah is the oldest (born [[Sonichu chronology#2006|29 June 2006]], followed by Christine (b. 7 October 2006), and finally Robbie (b. 26 February 2007).<ref name=married>[[Sonichu#Married Life and Children]]</ref>
'''Sonichu and Rosechu's children''' are:


It is probable that Cerah is named after [[Sarah Nicole Hammer|Chris's childhood best friend]] and Robbie is named after either [[Bob Chandler|Chris's father]] or [[The Adventures of The American Rabbit|his childhood hero]]. Christine's name may come from the feminine variant of Christian's name (due to his [[Chris and his Ego|narcissism]]) or his obsession with the name "[[Crystal]]". It should be noted that while Chris was uploading images to use as thumbnails for his character bio pages, he attempted to display a non-existent image file entitled "''Crystal''Rosey.jpg" where a drawing of Christine should have gone.
*'''[[Cera Rosechu]]''' (born Cera Rosey)
*'''[[Robee Sonichu]]''' (born Robbie Sonee)
*'''[[Christine Rosechu]]''' (born Christine Rosey)


They can be identified by their whiny, high-pitched voices and irritating [[speech impediment]]s. To date, neither Sonichu nor Rosechu have been seen spending time with a child of the opposite sex to themselves. Rosechu spends large amounts of time with Cera and Christine [[Women's rights|in the kitchen]], while Sonichu and Robbie do manly activities such as gazing into each others' eyes and talking about their Wii.
They can be identified by their whiny, high-pitched voices and irritating [[speech impediment]]s. To date, neither Sonichu nor Rosechu have been seen spending time with a child of the opposite sex to themselves. Rosechu spends large amounts of time with Cera and Christine [[Women's rights|in the kitchen]], while Sonichu and Robbie do manly activities such as gazing into each others' eyes and talking about their [[Wii]].


The children conclude almost every sentence with "Yay!" Obviously, this is [[PS3 History Level|how Chris talks]], not how ''children'' talk. They are also known for their [[Creepy stare|creepy, blank expressions and soul-less eyes]].
The children conclude almost every sentence with "Yay!" Obviously, this is [[PS3 History Level|how Chris talks]], not how ''children'' talk. They are also known for their [[Creepy stare|creepy, blank expressions and soul-less eyes]].
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The children are widely detested, even more so than the other characters.  
The children are widely detested, even more so than the other characters.  


In [[November 2011]], it was revealed that they have evolved into '''Cera Rosechu''', '''Christine Rosechu''' and '''Robee Sonichu''' [sic], formed [[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls|a band]] and that Robee has become a [[Tomgirl|cross-dresser]].
In [[November 2011]], it was revealed that they have evolved into '''Cera Rosechu''', '''Christine Rosechu''' and '''Robee Sonichu''' [sic], formed [[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls|a band]] and that Robee has become a [[Tomgirl|cross-dresser]]. This creates about the thousandth continuity error in the comics, since as of [[Sonichu 11|the most recent content]], which came four years later, only Christine has evolved. Robbie/Robee/Robbee/whatever is also yet to exhibit any tomgirlish behaviour.


==Appearances==
==Appearances==
[[Image:Virginmary.jpg|thumb|right|''Sonichu'': The comic that's not afraid to tackle child molestation.]]
[[Image:Thisemotionyoucallwuvconfusesandinfuriatesus.jpg|thumb|right|The only insectivore that will ever wuv Chris.]]


The kids' first prominent appearance is in the sign Chris drew to show his support for [[McIntire Park]]. They've also been seen in two pages of [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], as well as getting a quick mention on page 41 of the same issue. They spend the rest of their time being watched over by their [[Spanish]] [[homos|lesbian]] nanny, [[Heather Iglesias]], while their neglectful parents traipse around town murdering people at the behest of their father.
The kids' first prominent appearance is in the sign Chris drew to show his support for [[McIntire Park]]. They've also been seen in two pages of [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], as well as getting a quick mention on page 41 of the same issue. They spend the rest of their time being watched over by their [[Spanish]] [[homos|lesbian]] nanny, [[Heather Iglesias]], while their neglectful parents traipse around town murdering people at the behest of their father.
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The children also appear in Chris's [[:File:HelpHaitSonichu.jpg|disingenuous plea]] for helping Haiti.
The children also appear in Chris's [[:File:HelpHaitSonichu.jpg|disingenuous plea]] for helping Haiti.
==Shiny==
Christine - the child named after Chris - is a "Shining" (or "Shiney"<ref>[[Katie Bay E-mails 4]]</ref> <nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Chris and English|sic]]<nowiki>]</nowiki>) Rosey according to Chris.<ref name=married /> Unsurprisingly, Chris has, yet again, ripped off an element of ''[[Pokémon]]'' canon (in the games, a Pokémon that has a different coloration from what is usual for its species is considered to be "[[User:Shiny|shiny]]"<ref>[http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Shiny_Pok%C3%A9mon]</ref>).
When confronted with the accusation of infidelity by a [[trolls|close confidant]], Chris got indignant and stuck to his "shiny" alibi.<ref>[[Katie Bay E-mails 6]]</ref>


==Evolution==
==Evolution==
On 12 [[November 2011]], it was revealed that not only have all the children evolved into adults, but that they have also formed a pop band: [[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls]]. Moreover, like Chris, they have mutated into more disturbing forms: Robbie has changed his name to "Robee" and has become a [[tomgirl]] (or the [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] equivalent: Sonirose?) while Cera has become a [[gaybian|tomboy]]. Note that this change comes after Chris [[Retroactive Continuity in Sonichu|wiped out all homosexuality in ''Sonichu'' #10]].  
On 12 [[November 2011]], it was revealed that not only have all the children evolved into adults, but that they have also formed a pop band: [[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls]]. Moreover, like Chris, they have mutated into more disturbing forms: Robbie has changed his name to "Robee" and has become a [[tomgirl]] (or the [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] equivalent: Sonirose?) while Cera has become a [[gaybian|tomboy]]. Note that this change comes after Chris [[Retroactive Continuity in Sonichu|wiped out all homosexuality in ''Sonichu'' #10]].  


 
Chris expanded on this in [[2014]]: Robbie/Robee is now a "Lesbian Tomgirl Tranny Cross-Dresser (still very much into women)", Christine (now inexplicably named [[Crystal Weston Chandler|"Crystaline"]]) is bisexual, and Cera is a lesbian.<ref>[[August 2014 Facebook Posts#Sonichu's kryptonite]]</ref> Quite the progressive family for a [[CWCville|town]] that carried out a [[Sonichu 10|genocide of LGBT people]]. As ridiculous as this is, it suggests Chris is still making deific adjustments to [[CWCville]], which fuels hope for further Sonichu installments. In ''[[Sonichu 11]]'', Christine finally evolved.
Chris expanded on this in [[2014]]: Robbie/Robee is now a "Lesbian Tomgirl Tranny Cross-Dresser (still very much into women)", Christine (now inexplicably named [[Crystal Weston Chandler|"Crystaline"]]) is bisexual, and Cera is a lesbian.<ref>[[August 2014 Facebook Posts#Sonichu's kryptonite]]</ref> Quite the progressive family for a [[CWCville|town]] that carried out an [[Sonichu 10|genocide of LGBT people]]. As ridiculous as this is, it suggests Chris is still making deific adjustments to [[CWCville]], which fuels hope for further Sonichu installments.  
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Image:Robee_Sonee_and_the_Tomgirls_Bandmates.jpg|All gwown up! Yay!
Image:Robee_Sonee_and_the_Tomgirls_Bandmates.jpg|All gwown up! Yay!
File:Lego Cristina.jpg|[[LEGO]] Christine, proud bisexual.
File:9-23-15A.jpg|The siblings as [[Amiibo]].
File:Lego Robbie.jpg|LEGO Robbie, Chris's latest Mary Sue, with breasts and a skirt.
File:Cera.jpg|LEGO Cera, with the same garish purple eyeshadow Chris wears.
File:Med 69 A.jpg|Tomgirl Robbie [[medallion]] made by Chris for an [[eBay]] customer.
File:Set1pic2.jpg|Robbie hanging out with Chris the lesbian at the mall.
File:Set2Pic4.jpg|Robbie engaging in an implausible sex act with a sweetheart.
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Revision as of 00:19, 6 February 2017

From left to right: Cera, Christine, Robbie.
Evidence that even Robbie is (yet another) Mary Sue.

Sonichu and Rosechu's children are:

They can be identified by their whiny, high-pitched voices and irritating speech impediments. To date, neither Sonichu nor Rosechu have been seen spending time with a child of the opposite sex to themselves. Rosechu spends large amounts of time with Cera and Christine in the kitchen, while Sonichu and Robbie do manly activities such as gazing into each others' eyes and talking about their Wii.

The children conclude almost every sentence with "Yay!" Obviously, this is how Chris talks, not how children talk. They are also known for their creepy, blank expressions and soul-less eyes.

The children are widely detested, even more so than the other characters.

In November 2011, it was revealed that they have evolved into Cera Rosechu, Christine Rosechu and Robee Sonichu [sic], formed a band and that Robee has become a cross-dresser. This creates about the thousandth continuity error in the comics, since as of the most recent content, which came four years later, only Christine has evolved. Robbie/Robee/Robbee/whatever is also yet to exhibit any tomgirlish behaviour.

Appearances

The kids' first prominent appearance is in the sign Chris drew to show his support for McIntire Park. They've also been seen in two pages of Sonichu #9, as well as getting a quick mention on page 41 of the same issue. They spend the rest of their time being watched over by their Spanish lesbian nanny, Heather Iglesias, while their neglectful parents traipse around town murdering people at the behest of their father.

The hellish abominations spawned from Rosechu's loins have also appeared in "A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story", and in Sonichu #11. Here, Christine alludes to having lost her virginity at age 1, and Robbie replaces his R's with W's while speaking in an effort to be as saccharine and grating as possible, but his actual dialogue is far too complex for a toddler to come out with - perhaps alluding to something else. Cera (formerly Cerah) assists Rosechu in the kitchen and breaks the fourth wall to say "I wuv you!" to Chris.

Robbie makes a brief appearance in Sonichu #10, describing an incident which involved him pissing on a lizard. Needless to say, cruelty to animals is one of the early signs of a potential psychopath.[1]

The children also appear in Chris's disingenuous plea for helping Haiti.

Evolution

On 12 November 2011, it was revealed that not only have all the children evolved into adults, but that they have also formed a pop band: Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls. Moreover, like Chris, they have mutated into more disturbing forms: Robbie has changed his name to "Robee" and has become a tomgirl (or the Electric Hedgehog Pokémon equivalent: Sonirose?) while Cera has become a tomboy. Note that this change comes after Chris wiped out all homosexuality in Sonichu #10.

Chris expanded on this in 2014: Robbie/Robee is now a "Lesbian Tomgirl Tranny Cross-Dresser (still very much into women)", Christine (now inexplicably named "Crystaline") is bisexual, and Cera is a lesbian.[2] Quite the progressive family for a town that carried out a genocide of LGBT people. As ridiculous as this is, it suggests Chris is still making deific adjustments to CWCville, which fuels hope for further Sonichu installments. In Sonichu 11, Christine finally evolved.

Fan art

The ugly truth.
Isn't he cute?

The children of Sonichu and Rosechu are also a popular subject for fanart. In August 2009, a large volume of art depicting Sonichu and Rosechu's frolicking children was emailed to Chris. He did not appreciate it, for some odd reason. Ironically, in a later comic, he all but confirmed this art as canon with the implication that Christine is not a virgin.

References

See also