https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Sweetheart&feed=atom&action=historySweetheart - Revision history2024-03-29T05:37:33ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.37.6https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Sweetheart&diff=322201&oldid=prevNightcoreSwift004: /* Present situation */2024-03-27T18:18:49Z<p><span dir="auto"><span class="autocomment">Present situation</span></span></p>
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</table>NightcoreSwift004https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Sweetheart&diff=321785&oldid=prevSorades at 11:21, 17 March 20242024-03-17T11:21:38Z<p></p>
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</table>Soradeshttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Sweetheart&diff=321650&oldid=prevKingClark at 21:13, 15 March 20242024-03-15T21:13:45Z<p></p>
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</table>KingClarkhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Sweetheart&diff=321647&oldid=prevKingClark: /* See also */2024-03-15T21:11:04Z<p><span dir="auto"><span class="autocomment">See also</span></span></p>
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</table>KingClarkhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Sweetheart&diff=321556&oldid=prevXelaBlueThunder: /* Present situation */2024-03-14T14:57:15Z<p><span dir="auto"><span class="autocomment">Present situation</span></span></p>
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</table>XelaBlueThunderhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Sweetheart&diff=321555&oldid=prevXelaBlueThunder: /* Qualifications */2024-03-14T14:53:02Z<p><span dir="auto"><span class="autocomment">Qualifications</span></span></p>
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</table>XelaBlueThunderhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Sweetheart&diff=320920&oldid=prevLuigitehplumber: /* Will Chris ever have a Sweetheart? */2024-02-27T23:15:45Z<p><span dir="auto"><span class="autocomment">Will Chris ever have a Sweetheart?</span></span></p>
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<tr><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="−"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>'''1) Chris refuses to grow up.''' He is a <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">41 </del>year old man who plays with children's toys and video games all day and lived with his [[Barbara Chandler|mother]] up until age 39 (when authorities separated them due to him committing [[incest]] with her). Adult responsibilities such as gainful employment and living on his own are completely foreign concepts to Chris, and any [[Monthly tugboat|money he does receive]] is promptly [[Chris and money|wasted on stupid shit he doesn't need]]. As of [[2019]], this habit has been coming back to bite him in the ass harder than ever as the [[Financhu Crisis|Chandler finances sink into an all-time low]]. Refusing to take responsibility, he has [[Please, Donate|resorted]] [[Donation Request|to]] [[Donations, Please, plus Live Game Stream tonight.|e]]-[[Cwcville Shopping is on Vacation|begging]] [[Donations_Requested,_Please|a]] [[Donations_Required,_Serious._Please_help|very]] [[Reading_"Unicorns,_Rainbows,_and_a_Bluebird_of_Happiness"_Chapter_1|large]] [[Reading_"Unicorns,_Rainbows,_and_a_Bluebird_of_Happiness"_Chapter_2|number]] [[Announcement_06292016|of]] [[HELP,_PLEASE!!!|times]] like a child to make up for his failure to put the simplest of money aside for [[McDonald's|food]], bills and medicine. On top of that, he has implied that if he does get married, [[PlayingHouse|all he'll do is stay home while his wife goes to work]]. He didn't even plan on looking after the kids for her; he'd have dumped this responsibility on his elderly mother. This lack of maturity and inability to stand on his own two feet would be an instant turn-off to any woman.</div></td><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="+"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>'''1) Chris refuses to grow up.''' He is a <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">42 </ins>year old man who plays with children's toys and video games all day and lived with his [[Barbara Chandler|mother]] up until age 39 (when authorities separated them due to him committing [[incest]] with her). Adult responsibilities such as gainful employment and living on his own are completely foreign concepts to Chris, and any [[Monthly tugboat|money he does receive]] is promptly [[Chris and money|wasted on stupid shit he doesn't need]]. As of [[2019]], this habit has been coming back to bite him in the ass harder than ever as the [[Financhu Crisis|Chandler finances sink into an all-time low]]. Refusing to take responsibility, he has [[Please, Donate|resorted]] [[Donation Request|to]] [[Donations, Please, plus Live Game Stream tonight.|e]]-[[Cwcville Shopping is on Vacation|begging]] [[Donations_Requested,_Please|a]] [[Donations_Required,_Serious._Please_help|very]] [[Reading_"Unicorns,_Rainbows,_and_a_Bluebird_of_Happiness"_Chapter_1|large]] [[Reading_"Unicorns,_Rainbows,_and_a_Bluebird_of_Happiness"_Chapter_2|number]] [[Announcement_06292016|of]] [[HELP,_PLEASE!!!|times]] like a child to make up for his failure to put the simplest of money aside for [[McDonald's|food]], bills and medicine. On top of that, he has implied that if he does get married, [[PlayingHouse|all he'll do is stay home while his wife goes to work]]. He didn't even plan on looking after the kids for her; he'd have dumped this responsibility on his elderly mother. This lack of maturity and inability to stand on his own two feet would be an instant turn-off to any woman.</div></td></tr>
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