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[[File:DeathStarCam7.jpg|thumb|200px|[[Star Wars|Do you ''realize''? Do. ''you''. '''realize''' something? Let me tell you: If the Rebel Alliance sees those Death Star plans, that you put in the damn droid, they could destroy our base, and we would have to move out of it.]]]]
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[[File:DeathStarCam7.jpg|thumb|200px|[[Star Wars|Do you ''realize''...? Do... you... '''realize''' something? Let me tell you: If the Rebel Alliance sees those Death Star plans, that you put in the damn droid, they could destroy our base, and we would have to move out of it...?]]]]
  
'''THAT IS MY HOUSE''', aka '''ECV 00193''', is a video uploaded 27 [[August 2009]] in which [[Chris]] demands footage of his [[14 Branchland Court|house]] be removed from the [[Internet]].
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'''THAT IS MY HOUSE''', aka '''ECV 00193''', is a video uploaded 27 [[August 2009]] in which [[Chris]] demands footage of his [[14 Branchland Court|house]] be removed from the [[internet]].
  
Chris took down the video not too long afterward, only for it be re-uploaded by [[troll]] [[TheCWCvilleLibrary|archivists]]. On 29 August 2009, an uncut version of the video featuring [[Bob Chandler|Chris's father]] was acquired by [[Vivian Gee]] and [[PS3/How the PS3 is Hacked|leaked]] onto [[YouTube]].
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Chris took down the video not too long afterward, only for it be re-uploaded by [[troll]] [[TheCWCvilleLibrary|archivists]]. On 29 August 2009, an uncut version of the video featuring [[Bob]] was acquired by [[Vivian Gee]] and [[PS3/How the PS3 is Hacked|leaked]] onto [[YouTube]].
  
 
==Description==
 
==Description==
 
 
{{quotebox|I was Already In Deep Enough, but THIS IS TOO DEEP! GET ALL MY HOUSE IMAGES OFF THE INTERNET!
 
{{quotebox|I was Already In Deep Enough, but THIS IS TOO DEEP! GET ALL MY HOUSE IMAGES OFF THE INTERNET!
  
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==Video==
 
==Video==
 
 
{{Tardrage}}
 
{{Tardrage}}
 
{{Infobox/video
 
{{Infobox/video
 
| name          = THAT IS MY HOUSE
 
| name          = THAT IS MY HOUSE
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|70LvKzxeHOE}}
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| video          = {{#ev:youtube|wohCq_I9sbs}}
 
| stardate      = 27 [[August 2009]]
 
| stardate      = 27 [[August 2009]]
| subject        = {{Website|The Internet}}
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| subject        = {{Website|[[The Internet]]}}
| style          = {{Rage|text}}
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| style          = {{Rage|text}}, {{Comedy|[[CWC is Sad|Unintentional Comedy]]}}
 
| shirt          = {{GreenBlackTrim|text}}
 
| shirt          = {{GreenBlackTrim|text}}
 
| previous      = [[Show RESPECT to me, "C"CWC]]
 
| previous      = [[Show RESPECT to me, "C"CWC]]
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=== Transcript ===
 
=== Transcript ===
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[''Chris races into the frame, obviously angry and upset; he begins speaking quietly, but gradually gets louder'']
  
''[Chris races into frame, obviously angry and upset- he begins speaking quietly, but gradually gets louder]''
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This does not even deserve a [[Captain's Log]] introduction... [''dramatic [[Pedo-Glasses|glasses]] removal''] BECAUSE THIS IS DEAD SERIOUS. The [[Tour of Chris's House|inside and outside tour]] I did A FEW MONTHS ago of my house, everyone on the [[Internet]]...
 
 
This does not even deserve a [[Captain's Log]] introduction, ''[dramatic [[Pedo-Glasses|glasses]] removal]'' BECAUSE this is DEAD SERIOUS. The [[Tour of Chris's House|inside and outside tour]] I did A FEW MONTHS ago of my house, everyone on the Internet...
 
  
''[Chris jumps up and suddenly begins to scream and yell in a fit of childish [[Chris and Anger|rage]], flapping his arms as he puts louder emphasis on certain words, sounding somewhat similar to Gilbert Gottfried]''
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[''Chris jumps up and suddenly begins to scream and yell in a fit of childish rage, flapping his arms as he puts louder emphasis on certain words, sounding somewhat similar to Gilbert Gottfried'']
  
'''''MY [[Barbara Chandler|MOTHER]] AND MY [[Bob Chandler|FATHER]]''' ARE '''ANGRY''' AT ME!'''''
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{{RageQuote|'''[[Barbara Chandler|MY MOTHER]] AND [[Bob Chandler|MY FATHER]]''' ARE '''ANGRY''' AT ME!}}
  
'''THEY'RE BLAMING''' IT AT ME! '''IT'S MY FAULT, I ADMIT IT!''' IT'S MY FAULT; I WANT EVERYTHING A'''''BOUT MY HOUSE'''''
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'''THEY'RE BLAMING''' IT AT ME! '''IT'S MY FAULT, I ADMIT IT!''' IT'S MY FAULT; I WANT EVERYTHING A-'''''BOUT MY HOUSE'''''
  
'''''OFF!<br>THE!<br>INTERNET!'''''
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{{RageQuote|'''''OFF!'''''<br>'''''THE!'''''<br>'''''INNERNET!'''''}}
  
''[Chris starts gesticulating ridiculously]'' I'll send in detectives! I'll send in [[Jerkops|police]]! I'll send in EVERYTHING IN MY {{RageQuote|'''[[Power|POWER]]!'''}}
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[''Chris starts gesticulating ridiculously''] I'll send in detectives! I'll send in [[police]]! I'll send in EVERYTHING IN MY {{RageQuote|'''[[POWER]]!'''}}
  
''[There is a noticeable jump-cut, as a result of a removed scene in which [[Bob Chandler]] enters and speaks with Chris. Chris's glasses are back on his face and the door is left open from when [[Bob Walks In|Bob walked in]]. This scene is included in the Uncut version below]''
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[''noticeable jump cut; chris's glasses are back on his face and the door is left open from when [[THAT IS MY HOUSE#Uncut|Bob walked in]]'']
  
 
So yeah, please, get everything off the Internet...
 
So yeah, please, get everything off the Internet...
  
{{RageQuote|NowNOWNOW''NOWNOW'''NOWWWWWW!'''''}}
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{{RageQuote|Now, NOW, NOW, ''NOW'', ''NOW'', '''''NOW!'''''}}
''[Chris stomps the ground as he yells, the camera [[Obesity|noticably shakes]]]''
 
  
''[He quickly calms down then holds up peace sign]''
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[''Chris stomps the ground as he yells, the camera [[Obesity|noticeably shakes]]; he then quickly calms down, then holds up the peace sign'']
  
[[Curse ye ha me ha|Curse]] the [[trolls]], peace to everyone else.
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[[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|Curse]] the [[trolls]], peace to everyone else.
  
 
==Uncut==
 
==Uncut==
 
 
{{quote|Shut that goddamn thing off!|Bob Chandler, addressing his old foe: that ''goddamn Internet''}}
 
{{quote|Shut that goddamn thing off!|Bob Chandler, addressing his old foe: that ''goddamn Internet''}}
  
An uncut version aka '''ECV 00192''' was posted by [[Vivian Gee]] on 29 August 2009, where [[Bob Chandler]] walks in and scolds Chris. This is the second and last time we see Bob showing any kind of parental authority over Chris. In [[Mailbag 25]] Chris revealed that he lied to his Father, telling him that he had gotten the house vids off of the internet.
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An uncut version entitled '''ECV 00192''' was posted by Vivian on 29 August 2009, where Bob walks in and scolds Chris. This is the second and last time we see Bob showing any kind of parental authority over Chris. In [[Mailbag 25]], Chris revealed that he lied to his father, telling him that he had gotten the house videos off of the Internet.
  
We also learn the real reason why Chris's parents are concerned about the tour videos: the fear that the [http://www.vdh.state.va.us/LHD/ThomasJefferson/Greene/ Health Department of Greene County] will discover the squalor of the [[14 Branchland Court|Chandler Household]] and condemn it. Unsurprisingly, in typical CWC fashion, [[Chris and remorse|Chris doesn't seem to care about that]], and is only concerned that he got in trouble with his parents.
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We also learn the real reason why Chris's parents are concerned about the tour videos: the fear that the [http://www.vdh.virginia.gov/thomas-jefferson/ Health Department of Greene County] will discover the squalor of the [[14 Branchland Court|Chandler Household]] and condemn it. Unsurprisingly, in typical CWC fashion, [[Chris and remorse|Chris doesn't seem to care about that]] and is only concerned that he got in trouble with his parents.
  
 
Also noteworthy is the fact that this marks the first Chris video explicitly featuring another living, breathing person (as opposed to [[Kimmi|an inflatable person, made of plastic]]).
 
Also noteworthy is the fact that this marks the first Chris video explicitly featuring another living, breathing person (as opposed to [[Kimmi|an inflatable person, made of plastic]]).
  
 
===Video===
 
===Video===
 
 
{{Tardrage}}
 
{{Tardrage}}
 
 
{{Infobox/video
 
{{Infobox/video
 
| name          = ECV 00192
 
| name          = ECV 00192
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|Ty4bLUifoaw}}
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| video          = {{#ev:youtube|riHgBEu3OSk}}
 
| stardate      = 29 [[August 2009]]
 
| stardate      = 29 [[August 2009]]
| style          = {{Rage|text}}
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| style          = {{Rage|text}}, {{Comedy|[[Random-access humor|Unintentional Comedy]]}}
 
| shirt          = {{GreenBlackTrim|text}}
 
| shirt          = {{GreenBlackTrim|text}}
 
| previous      = THAT IS MY HOUSE
 
| previous      = THAT IS MY HOUSE
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=== Transcript ===
 
=== Transcript ===
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[''the video begins as above, but at 0:28, [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] opens the door and walks in'']
  
''[At 0:28, [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] opens the door and walks in]''
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<span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''':</span> JUST GET IT ''OFF'' THE INTERNET...
  
<span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''': ...THAT—GET IT '''OFF''' THE INNERNET...</span>
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<span style="color:FireBrick">'''Bob''':</span> Listen-to-me! [''muffled by Chris's "OFF THE INTERNET!"''] Listen to me.
  
<span style="color:FireBrick">'''Bob''': Listen-to-me!</span> ''[muffled by CWC's "OFF THE INTERNET!"]''<span style="color:FireBrick"> Listen to me.</span>
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<span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''': </span> [''his [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|expression changes rapidly]] and slowly turns to face Bob''] Yes...
  
<span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''': </span> ''[his [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|expression changes rapidly]] and slowly turns to face Bob]''<span style="color:RoyalBlue"> Yes...</span>
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<span style="color:FireBrick">'''Bob''':</span> Listen to ''ME''.
  
<span style="color:FireBrick">'''Bob''': Listen to '''ME'''.</span>
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<span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''':</span> Yes.
  
<span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''': Yes.</span>
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<span style="color:FireBrick">'''Bob''':</span> Shut that goddamn thing off!
  
<span style="color:FireBrick">'''Bob''': Shut that goddamn thing off!</span>
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[''Chris [[sigh]]s and attempts to turn off his [[PS3|PSEye]], but fails to realize that it's still recording the conversation. Bob walks over to him'']
  
''[Chris [[sigh]]s and attempts to turn off his [[PS3|PSEye]], but fails to realize that it's still recording the conversation. Bob walks over to him]''
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<span style="color:FireBrick">'''Bob''':</span> I don't care what you do. [''pointing at PSEye''] You get all that stuff off of there. Tonight.
  
<span style="color:FireBrick">'''Bob''': I don't care what you do.</span> ''[pointing at PSEye]''<span style="color:FireBrick"> You get all that stuff off of there. Tonight.</span>
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<span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''':</span> I'm working on it. [''slaps hands to his side'']
  
<span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''': I'm working on it.</span> ''[slaps hands to his side]''
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<span style="color:FireBrick">'''Bob''':</span> Go work on it! [''points to the door, instructing Chris to go to the computer downstairs'']
  
<span style="color:FireBrick">'''Bob''': Go work on it!</span> ''[points to the door, instructing Chris to go to the computer downstairs]''
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<span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''':</span> I am workin-
  
<span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''': I am working--</span>
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<span style="color:FireBrick">'''Bob''':</span> Do you ''realize''...? Do you '''''realize''''' something? Let me tell you: If the [http://www.vdh.virginia.gov/thomas-jefferson/ Health Department of Greene County]... sees those videos... that you put on the damn Internet... they could condemn our house, and we would have to move out of it...?
  
<span style="color:FireBrick">'''Bob''': Do you ''realize''? Do. ''you''. '''realize''' something? Let me tell you: If the [http://www.vdh.state.va.us/LHD/ThomasJefferson/Greene/ Health Department of Greene County] sees those videos, that you put on the damn internet, they could condemn our house, and we would have to move out of it.
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<span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''':</span> [''sighs''] I see.
  
<span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''':</span>'' [sighs]''<span style="color:RoyalBlue"> I see.</span>
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<span style="color:FireBrick">'''Bob''':</span> You go get that [''nervously laughs when saying the next few words''] goddamn stuff off of there and fast!
  
<span style="color:FireBrick">'''Bob''': You go get that goddamn stuff off of there and fast.</span>
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<span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''':</span> I'm ''working'' on it! I was making a YouTube vi—uh, a vid-dya for YouTube t-tellin' ev'rybody, "get the images off of the Internet". Y'know it's not...
  
<span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''': I'm woorking on it! I was making a YouTube vi—uh, a vid-dya for YouTube t-tellin' ev'rybody, "Get the images off of the Internet". Y'know it's not...</span>
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<span style="color:FireBrick">'''Bob''':</span> No...
  
<span style="color:FireBrick">'''Bob''': Nooo...</span>
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<span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''':</span> Its—It's, ahh, ''out of my control'' [''flails arms'']
  
<span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''': Its—It's, ahh, ''out of my control''</span> ''[flails arms]''
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<span style="color:FireBrick">'''Bob''':</span> No, ''you'' get 'em off.
  
<span style="color:FireBrick">'''Bob''': No, '''you''' get 'em off.</span>
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<span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''':</span> It's out of my control! I don't know where to go! ''I DUNNO KNOW WHERE TA GO''-
  
<span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''': It's out of my control! I don't know where to go! ''I DUNNO KNOW WHERE TA GO!''</span>
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<span style="color:FireBrick">'''Bob''':</span> You loaded them up there, you unload 'em!
  
<span style="color:FireBrick">'''Bob''': Yooou loaded them up there, you unload 'em!</span>
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<span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''':</span> I'm working on it!
  
<span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''': I'm working on it!</span>
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<span style="color:FireBrick">'''Bob''':</span> Go ''do it''!
  
<span style="color:FireBrick">'''Bob''': Go do ''it!''</span>
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<span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''':</span> ''I AM WORK'- I AM DOIN' IT... I'M STARTIN'...''
  
<span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''': ''I AM WORK'-- I AM DOIN' IT... I'M STARTIN'...</span>
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<span style="color:FireBrick">'''Bob''':</span> Get in ''here'' and ''do it''!
  
<span style="color:FireBrick">'''Bob''': GGet in ''here'' and do ''it''!</span>
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<span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''':</span> I- [''sputters'']
  
<span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''': I--</span>''[sputters]''
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<span style="color:FireBrick">'''Bob''':</span> [''walks out of the room''] I'll be up all night with you if ''I have to''. You won't get any sleep until that stuff's off.
  
<span style="color:FireBrick">'''Bob''':</span> ''[walks out of the room]''<span style="color:FireBrick"> I'll be up all night with you if ''I have to''. You won't get any sleep until that stuff's off.</span>
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<span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''':</span> I'm working on it!
  
<span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''': I'll working on it!</span>
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<span style="color:FireBrick">'''Bob''':</span> [''from outside''] Get in there and start!
  
<span style="color:FireBrick">'''Bob''':</span> ''[from outside]''<span style="color:FireBrick"> Git in there and staart!</span>
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<span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''':</span> ''I'M WOR-KIN' ON IT! LET ME DO THAT STUPID VIDEO SO I CAN TELL [[Trolls|E'RRYBODY]], [[True and Loyal Fanbase|IN MY COMMAND]], TO GET EVERYTHIN'- HELP ME GET EVERYTHIN' OFF THE INTERNET-''
  
<span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''': ''III'M. WOR-KIN'. ON IT! LET ME DO THAT STUPID VIDEO SO I CAN TELL [[Trolls|E'RRYBODY]], [[True and Loyal Fanbase|IN MY COMMAND]], TO GET EVERYTHIN'-- HELP ME GET EVERYTHIN' OFF THE INTERNET!'--'</span>
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<span style="color:FireBrick">'''Bob''':</span> [''interrupting''] Listen!
  
<span style="color:FireBrick">'''Bob''':</span> ''[interrupting]''<span style="color:FireBrick"> Listennn,</span>
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<span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''':</span> -about our house!
  
<span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''': --about our house!</span>
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<span style="color:FireBrick">'''Bob''':</span> I don't wanna get kicked outta my house. By the Health Department. And what you just did was stick a knife in our back, and kill us! [''Bob exits the room again'']
  
<span style="color:FireBrick">'''Bob''': I don't wanna get kicked outta ''my'' house. By the Health Department. And what you just did was stick a knife in our back, and kill us!</span> ''[Bob exits the room again]''
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<span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''':</span> Aw'right... lemme just...
  
<span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''': Aw'right... lemme just...</span>
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<span style="color:FireBrick">'''Bob''':</span> Get that stuff ''offa'' there...
  
<span style="color:FireBrick">'''Bob''': Get that ''stuff'' OFFA THERE...</span>
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<span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''':</span> ''I'M '''WORK'''''-
  
<span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''': '''I'M ''WOORK'''''--</span>
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<span style="color:FireBrick">'''Bob''':</span> ...and get it offa there fast!
  
<span style="color:FireBrick">'''Bob''': ...and get it offa there fast!</span>
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<span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''':</span> I'm ''workin''' on it! I'm ''WORKIN''' on it! [''video continues as above; due to the somewhat better video quality, the shaking is a lot more noticeable'']
 
 
<span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''': I'm WORKIN' on it! I'm ''WORKIN' '' on it!''</span></span> [Chris appears to resume recording footage for his video]''
 
 
 
''[Cut footage ends at 2:11, continuing into NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOWWWWW]''
 
  
 
==The Greene County Health Department responds==
 
==The Greene County Health Department responds==
 
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In addition to creating many, many mirrors of the videos Bob wanted cut down, some more intrepid viewers actually did contact the Greene County Health Department. The Health Department did respond (3 weeks later) to one such letter, although they seemed indifferent and stated the Chandler's decision to live in a garbage house full of dirty dishes and animal feces was part of their inalienable rights as guaranteed by the US Constitution:
In addition to creating many, many mirrors of the videos Bob wanted cut down, some more intrepid viewers actually did contact the Greene County Health Department. The Health Department did respond (3 weeks later) to one such letter, although they seemed indifferent and stated the Chandler's decision to live in a garbage house full of dirty dishes and animal feces was part of their inalienable rights as guaranteed by the US Constitution:  
 
  
 
{{quotebox|Dear Bob S:
 
{{quotebox|Dear Bob S:
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==Fan videos==
 
==Fan videos==
 
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{{Infobox/Fanvideo
 
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| name          = "That's My House!" - Ca. 1912 Silent Film Starring Christian and Robert Chandler
 
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| video          = {{#ev:youtube|csQWQzpfDBc}}
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| stardate      = 27 [[August 2009]]
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| maker          = [http://www.youtube.com/user/tregnier279 tregnier279]
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| subject        =
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| type          = Remix
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| info          = }}
 
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
 
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
 
| name          = CWC-Tok (Presented to You by Christian Weston Chandler)
 
| name          = CWC-Tok (Presented to You by Christian Weston Chandler)
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|NadyUs_DWK8}}
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| video          = {{#ev:youtube|1iwZp-j170Y}}
 
| stardate      = 09 [[January 2010]]
 
| stardate      = 09 [[January 2010]]
 
| maker          = [[Liquid Chris]]
 
| maker          = [[Liquid Chris]]
 
| subject        =  
 
| subject        =  
| type          = Mix
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| type          = Remix to "TiK ToK" by Ke$ha
 
| info          = Arguably the most popular fan video of them all
 
| info          = Arguably the most popular fan video of them all
 
}}
 
}}
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| maker          = [http://www.youtube.com/user/RainingMetal?feature=mhum RainingMetal]
 
| maker          = [http://www.youtube.com/user/RainingMetal?feature=mhum RainingMetal]
 
| subject        =  
 
| subject        =  
| type          = Mix
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| type          = YouTube Poop Music Video
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}}
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{{Infobox/Fanvideo
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| name          = Christian Weston Chandler vs Darth Bob
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| video          = {{#ev:youtube|NcBSyaWnk9I}}
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| stardate      = 25 [[March 2016]]
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| maker          = [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCI2gRuUl9SVnjsfMOwoXXDA Griffin Law]
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| type          = (Film) Parody
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| info          = Bob as [[Star Wars|Darth Vader]].
 
}}
 
}}
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{{Infobox/Fanvideo
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| name          = Chris Chan's THAT IS MY HOUSE (Full Edition) Reversed
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| video          = {{#ev:youtube|QKHoVwSkVPo}}
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| stardate      = 28 [[December 2017]]
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| maker          = [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCuObAUCueXDNZpyhljfQ_kQ Craig Smith]
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| subject        =
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| type          =
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| info          = ESOUH YM SI TAHT }}
  
 
==See also==
 
==See also==
 
 
*[[Bob Walks In]]
 
*[[Bob Walks In]]
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*[[Chris and negotiation]]
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*[[Look, I Am helping my mother and I with the monies]]
 
*[[Take that Page DOWN NOW!]]
 
*[[Take that Page DOWN NOW!]]
 
*[[Tour of Chris's House]]
 
*[[Tour of Chris's House]]
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[[Category:Leaked videos]]
 
[[Category:Leaked videos]]
 
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
 
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
 
 
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, August 2009| 2009-08-27]]
 
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, August 2009| 2009-08-27]]

Revision as of 16:29, 13 August 2019

THAT IS MY HOUSE, aka ECV 00193, is a video uploaded 27 August 2009 in which Chris demands footage of his house be removed from the internet.

Chris took down the video not too long afterward, only for it be re-uploaded by troll archivists. On 29 August 2009, an uncut version of the video featuring Bob was acquired by Vivian Gee and leaked onto YouTube.

Description

I was Already In Deep Enough, but THIS IS TOO DEEP! GET ALL MY HOUSE IMAGES OFF THE INTERNET!

I am counting on ALL FULL Positive Cooperation in this major matter.

Christian Weston Chandler, August 17 [sic], 2009

Video


THAT IS MY HOUSE
Stardate 27 August 2009
Subject Matter WebsiteWebsite The Internet
Performance Style RageRage Rage, ComedyComedy Unintentional Comedy
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Transcript

[Chris races into the frame, obviously angry and upset; he begins speaking quietly, but gradually gets louder]

This does not even deserve a Captain's Log introduction... [dramatic glasses removal] BECAUSE THIS IS DEAD SERIOUS. The inside and outside tour I did A FEW MONTHS ago of my house, everyone on the Internet...

[Chris jumps up and suddenly begins to scream and yell in a fit of childish rage, flapping his arms as he puts louder emphasis on certain words, sounding somewhat similar to Gilbert Gottfried]


MY MOTHER AND MY FATHER ARE ANGRY AT ME!


THEY'RE BLAMING IT AT ME! IT'S MY FAULT, I ADMIT IT! IT'S MY FAULT; I WANT EVERYTHING A-BOUT MY HOUSE


OFF!
THE!
INNERNET!


[Chris starts gesticulating ridiculously] I'll send in detectives! I'll send in police! I'll send in EVERYTHING IN MY

POWER!


[noticeable jump cut; chris's glasses are back on his face and the door is left open from when Bob walked in]

So yeah, please, get everything off the Internet...


Now, NOW, NOW, NOW, NOW, NOW!


[Chris stomps the ground as he yells, the camera noticeably shakes; he then quickly calms down, then holds up the peace sign]

Curse the trolls, peace to everyone else.

Uncut

Shut that goddamn thing off!
Bob Chandler, addressing his old foe: that goddamn Internet

An uncut version entitled ECV 00192 was posted by Vivian on 29 August 2009, where Bob walks in and scolds Chris. This is the second and last time we see Bob showing any kind of parental authority over Chris. In Mailbag 25, Chris revealed that he lied to his father, telling him that he had gotten the house videos off of the Internet.

We also learn the real reason why Chris's parents are concerned about the tour videos: the fear that the Health Department of Greene County will discover the squalor of the Chandler Household and condemn it. Unsurprisingly, in typical CWC fashion, Chris doesn't seem to care about that and is only concerned that he got in trouble with his parents.

Also noteworthy is the fact that this marks the first Chris video explicitly featuring another living, breathing person (as opposed to an inflatable person, made of plastic).

Video


ECV 00192
Stardate 29 August 2009
Performance Style RageRage Rage, ComedyComedy Unintentional Comedy
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Transcript

[the video begins as above, but at 0:28, Bob opens the door and walks in]

Chris: JUST GET IT OFF THE INTERNET...

Bob: Listen-to-me! [muffled by Chris's "OFF THE INTERNET!"] Listen to me.

Chris: [his expression changes rapidly and slowly turns to face Bob] Yes...

Bob: Listen to ME.

Chris: Yes.

Bob: Shut that goddamn thing off!

[Chris sighs and attempts to turn off his PSEye, but fails to realize that it's still recording the conversation. Bob walks over to him]

Bob: I don't care what you do. [pointing at PSEye] You get all that stuff off of there. Tonight.

Chris: I'm working on it. [slaps hands to his side]

Bob: Go work on it! [points to the door, instructing Chris to go to the computer downstairs]

Chris: I am workin-

Bob: Do you realize...? Do you realize something? Let me tell you: If the Health Department of Greene County... sees those videos... that you put on the damn Internet... they could condemn our house, and we would have to move out of it...?

Chris: [sighs] I see.

Bob: You go get that [nervously laughs when saying the next few words] goddamn stuff off of there and fast!

Chris: I'm working on it! I was making a YouTube vi—uh, a vid-dya for YouTube t-tellin' ev'rybody, "get the images off of the Internet". Y'know it's not...

Bob: No...

Chris: Its—It's, ahh, out of my control [flails arms]

Bob: No, you get 'em off.

Chris: It's out of my control! I don't know where to go! I DUNNO KNOW WHERE TA GO-

Bob: You loaded them up there, you unload 'em!

Chris: I'm working on it!

Bob: Go do it!

Chris: I AM WORK'- I AM DOIN' IT... I'M STARTIN'...

Bob: Get in here and do it!

Chris: I- [sputters]

Bob: [walks out of the room] I'll be up all night with you if I have to. You won't get any sleep until that stuff's off.

Chris: I'm working on it!

Bob: [from outside] Get in there and start!

Chris: I'M WOR-KIN' ON IT! LET ME DO THAT STUPID VIDEO SO I CAN TELL E'RRYBODY, IN MY COMMAND, TO GET EVERYTHIN'- HELP ME GET EVERYTHIN' OFF THE INTERNET-

Bob: [interrupting] Listen!

Chris: -about our house!

Bob: I don't wanna get kicked outta my house. By the Health Department. And what you just did was stick a knife in our back, and kill us! [Bob exits the room again]

Chris: Aw'right... lemme just...

Bob: Get that stuff offa there...

Chris: I'M WORK-

Bob: ...and get it offa there fast!

Chris: I'm workin on it! I'm WORKIN on it! [video continues as above; due to the somewhat better video quality, the shaking is a lot more noticeable]

The Greene County Health Department responds

In addition to creating many, many mirrors of the videos Bob wanted cut down, some more intrepid viewers actually did contact the Greene County Health Department. The Health Department did respond (3 weeks later) to one such letter, although they seemed indifferent and stated the Chandler's decision to live in a garbage house full of dirty dishes and animal feces was part of their inalienable rights as guaranteed by the US Constitution:

Dear Bob S:

Thank you for your interest in this situation. The challenge is to clarify if the conditions at this residence are a risk to the public's health or if they are personal risks accepted by the individuals that choose to live there.

Public Health relates to the general health of a community. When diseases can be transmitted from person to person or when the health risk affects the community, regulations have normally been enacted to address these public health threats. Even so, the individual's right to choose is protected by the Constitution. We know smoking greatly increases the risk of cancer and heart disease, yet individuals continue to choose to smoke. Regulations are in place to minimize public exposure to contaminated or mishandled foods, yet some individuals still choose to eat raw hamburger. In the case you've brought to our attention, the "deplorable conditions" you refer to appear to be confined to the individual residence and are the choice of those that live there. They do not appear to effect the health of the community. There are no specific health regulations that address individual choices in private living conditions.

We have contacted the building official to see if any building, zoning of fire prevention laws apply and were informed that they did not. We also contacted the Greene County Attorney to see if he knew of any County ordinances that would be applicable. He did not know of any. We also contacted adult protective services to make sure they are aware of the situation.

Please contact me if I can be of further assistance.

Jeffrey T. McDaniel
Environmental Health Manager
Thomas Jefferson Health District

This raises the question of whether Chris is properly informed about the risks to his health and all of his rights as a disabled person (especially the right to humane psychiatric treatment that would help him live on his own), although this probably isn't a matter for the Health Department.

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See also

Show RESPECT to me, "C"CWC Chris's videos Bless the Fans, Curse the Trolls


Videos for trolls

Clyde Cash: Plea to Clyde | Chris Comes Out of the Closet | Vibrator destruction video | The proof | BACK THE FUCK OFF | Secret Weapon | Take that Page DOWN NOW! | YouTube Finale | A CWC Audition | Chris Calls Clyde Out | Sign destruction video | Clyde Cash the kid video | Challenge for Clyde | Challenge for Clyde II | Chris loses it | War paint video | Response to Gregg | To Clyde Gregg | ClydeGoingOnGregg1 | Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!! | Clyde is Weaker than Water | Getting Foam Ed | I AM STRONG | Twin Falling Towers | It will never end | Apology for doing WTC | No More Jokes | To Clyde and Jack | Don't Mess With Me | I am Clyde Cash | Chris has no creativity | Chris "executes" Clyde

Other trolls: We're Being Watched | Naïve YouTubers | A near public apology | Rollin' and Trollin' | CWC Trollin More | It's UGH! | Chris humps his PS3 | THAT IS MY HOUSE | Forgiveness Blessings | Curse the Trolls | Ultimatum for Vivian | Chris dispels videogame rumors | To Clyde and Jack | Multiple challenge | Asperchu fury | Surfshack Tito | A message to the Trolls | Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots! | Chris Drops the N-Bomb | I Pimp My Ride | Chris tells the trolls | Sonichu copyrights | Stardate, August 27, 2010 | ItIsFinished | Anti Troll Movement Video1 | Don't make the Grimace sad | I am Alec Benson Leary | Calling Out videos | Exposed - Jeremy Slonwhite of Vancouver, BC Canada

Lady Managers: Doxing Jeff/Francine | Thank You, Jeff, and I accept your apology. | Update 1/17/2016 | Jeff is Beyond Denounced. |

Idea Guys: Freestyle Dance With Me, For Our World! | Cherokean Chant | Smashing | Get Out, You D*** Nazis! | All Star | Chris slaps himself | Chris lost Crystal | Tour of Chris's House III | Dick Licker; that is I. | One-Hundred! | I’m Sorry for Ruining so many Fandoms


Leaked Videos

For Julie's Eyes Only | A CWC Audition | Fetish Vids | Power | CWCFlyingElephants | CWC "Boyfriend" Leaked Edition | Chris Humps His PS3 | THAT IS MY HOUSE (Director's Cut) | For J-R's Eyes Only | The MovingFoward videos | It Is Finished | Outdoors workout | JenkinsJinkiesCwckiApplication | Cwcsicle | Message for John Kyle | A few kicks | Chris's Specimen Sample | Women Only Need Apply - No STD's | All Star | Tour of Chris's House III | Chris slaps himself | Chris with Teen Troon Squad | Chris lost Crystal