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ohinternet

Should we include a da update about ED and ohinternet considering their past relationship? Supersheep 23:38, 19 April 2011 (EST)

Happy Sonichu Day!

Is Sonichu 11 or 23? Also, is it possible to make the Sonichu page the now article? --TheIronFjord 21:33, 16 March 2011 (PDT)

PSN Tracker

I have Chris on my friends list on the PSTriple. How would I go about contributing to the PSN tracker? Dillon627 06:30, 28 January 2011 (PST)

Protect the templates

Seeing how the main page itself is protected, why not protect the templates as well? Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs 16:49, 11 September 2010 (PDT)

• There's already cascading protection for all the front page templates. --Champthom 16:51, 11 September 2010 (PDT)
• Stop freaking out about this spammer shit, Champ has it under control --Megaman 16:53, 11 September 2010 (PDT)

new vid

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzAJvMKQeJA&feature=player_embedded

can't add news so there you go--Wintermute 13:38, 16 September 2010 (PDT)

Can this be the new Quote of the Now, please?

“	I've learned... from my father; he taught and showed me which male ends go into which female ends.	”
Wallflower E-mails.

Bunsteaks 13:28, 25 September 2010 (PDT) I'm for this too. Theiselybros 02:10, 21 October 2010 (EST)

I suggest this for the Video of the Now

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmFHPbaNT04 Xavier 07:37, 28 September 2010 (PDT)

Since there's a white space in the Video of the Now (at least on my computer) why not feature this video? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoqjN3amRD4 --VofDoom38 17:44, 21 October 2010 (PDT)

Project Map Fucking Everything

Started up this project and got a lot of things mapped down.

http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?hl=en&gl=us&ptab=2&ie=UTF8&oe=UTF8&msa=0&msid=116038930500742252038.0004949e055d81dc61c0b

I'd like to get all of the places he mentions/visits/films/rapes marked down on the map, but there's a lot of videos and some of them I never wish to see again. So, it's open collaboration and anyone with a Google account can edit it. Feel free to login and mark down different areas he's visited. Just try to be logical and succinct when adding locations. Don't need every McDonald's marked down. When doing videos of him travelling, try to figure out the path with a line and mark at least one end of it.

Now, a question: Should we make a page for the full map or just link it in the bottom of the "Locations" divs on the other pages? -- Arius 13:49, 9 November 2010 (PST)

• Put it on the locations template. -- Clyde 13:53, 9 November 2010 (PST)
  • Done. Couldn't think of a better name than Chris's World. -- Arius 14:11, 9 November 2010 (PST)

Sports

Is there any inclination that Chris is into any kind of sport or professional sports team? I asked this on the main page because I don't know where else to ask it.

• Sign your fucking posts god damn. Also, no. Freecell 04:18, 14 November 2010 (PST)

Slight Error

Chris hasn't gone 5 days without the internet, he logged into youtube 2 1/2 days after he posted the leaving video. Theiselybros 19:46, 26 November 2010 (EST)

Probably should have discussed this before just removing the counter... Smtp 17:02, 26 November 2010 (PST)

It's a non-pedantic count. We're really focusing on how many days he's gone without making a video - which Chris equates to "being on the Internet". --Anonymax 21:30, 26 November 2010 (PST)

Yeah, why is the counter back? I don't know how to re-implement that sort of thing or I would. --Bluedeanie 16:18, 17 December 2010 (PST)

Vandalism?

Some guy named User:Trueandhonest has been going around vandalizing pages lately, claiming to be Chris-chan himself. Most likely it's a troll, but I just wanted to point that out. N. Onymous 15:33, 30 November 2010 (PST)

Does Christian Who Cares know this?

I don't remember his surname. Does he know that the creator of Pokémon has aspergers? At least Wikipedia's article says so... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satoshi_Tajiri --Doctor Whatever 16:21, 4 December 2010 (PST)

• It seems that you just answered your own question. As to whether or not Chris knows, I honestly don't think he even cares. He justifies things when it allows him to continue his current lifestyle. He'd probably just say "Well I guess there are some exceptions" and move on. Freecell 16:39, 4 December 2010 (PST)
  • You're right, I should have figured that out. Theres an article about his hypocresy, but its not really necesary to read it; it takes about three seconds of reading this wiki to realize that he's the biggest of hypocrites...--Doctor Whatever 17:46, 4 December 2010 (PST)

CWCki is pretty dead

Chris isn't coming back, at least not for a long time. Despite this, there are a shitton of new editors who drop by every other day and fuck up articles. The only reason I'm really still here is to fix up the edits of these new editors. I think we should start finding the good articles on the wiki and either lock them or put a template saying not to fuck with it a la ED. As articles get fixed up, they get locked down, at least until Chris comes back (if he ever does, anyway). I get that it might take some time or whatever, but it would help preserve the CWCki should Chris never come back or I die or something. Freecell 12:11, 11 December 2010 (PST)

• Well it was just a matter of time until he would end up in a mental hospital. I always told him so, but whatever. I agree though, that there are probably many articles, that can be protected, especially all the videos, mails, phone calls, chatlogs and whatnot.--Sonichu 19:09, 12 December 2010 (PST)

I'd push for the templating approach rather than protecting. Article protection should be used sparingly. --Anonymax 05:00, 14 December 2010 (PST)

After seeing old articles being still corrected here and there, I tend to agree. Maybe this Chris-free time isn't so bad after all. Gives us time to look through all the old articles.--Sonichu 16:51, 14 December 2010 (PST)

You guys have gone from reporting the antics of a potential criminal to stalking a retard. Really it's pathetic. Do we need to know about uneventful sightings at the mall or his activity on PSN? That sounds like having less of a life than Chris does. Every lolcow eventually dies down and CWC is finished. This isn't like that point when everyone thought he was done for but came back, this is it.--Goatselover 18:05, 29 December 2010 (PST)

Obviously you know something we don't. Go on, enlighten us. Sonichu 21:08, 29 December 2010 (PST)

First, as Champ said pretty much RIGHT below this, this page is about improving the main page exclusively. Take it to Offshore CWCki. I think your targets are probably mostly there. As far as I'm aware, the people remaining here are dedicated to the wiki, rather than devoted to coming up with new ways to stalk Chris.

It's not even about concerning ourselves with how next to foil Chris' Heart-Meter. This is about the chronicling

and archiving of this entire man-child's existence for the benefit and hilarity of all future new-fags

--Boosegumps 03:40, 19 January 2011 (PST)

Sightings

Okay, question, as a field agent who is seeming to have multiple run ins with Chris (was the guy who took the kroger pic and I commonly see him when he comes into my work) Where should I put my sightings so I am not cluttering up the other pages? CFACFA

1. Sign posts with 4 tildes (~~~~) if you want to avoid typing all that shit every time.

2. User:CFA/Whateverthefuck is usually the best place to put your stuff.

On another note, I appreciate that CFA is the name of the guy who took that pic, but that doesn't necessarily prove that it's you. Expect people to be critical of that statement. Freecell 01:20, 16 December 2010 (PST)

• I did sign with 4 and I posted it up on the offshore first. Secondly, I asked because there is no article on sightings. CFA 10:38, 16 December 2010 (PST)CFA

Signing with 4 tildes yields a timestamp. Always. There was no timestamp. The point I was making was that yeah, the guy on offshore is called CFA. However, you just made your account here and there's nothing stopping someone other than offshore's CFA from taking the username. As a result of this, even if there were a "sightings" article, you still wouldn't be able to just dump new shit there because there's no confirmation that you are who you say you are. Freecell 11:10, 16 December 2010 (PST)

• alright, then what would constituent proof for you guys? CFA 12:03, 16 December 2010 (PST)CFA

I'd say photos ^^ Sonichu 16:01, 16 December 2010 (PST)

• photos of what? My page on offshore or something else? CFA 17:56, 16 December 2010 (PST)CFA

Gee, I don't know, maybe the picture you originally uploaded to Offshore CWCki? --trombonista 22:39, 16 December 2010 (PST)

I think the best picture to upload would be proof that you can log into CFA's account on Offshore. If you have any new pics, those work too, but I don't expect you to have to do too much work for this. Freecell 11:07, 17 December 2010 (PST)

• CFA 12:41, 17 December 2010 (PST)CFA

• In the future, posts like this go in the Community Portal and not here. This discussion page strictly involves improving the main page.--Champthom 19:33, 19 December 2010 (PST)

• My apologies CFA 20:54, 19 December 2010 (PST)CFA

Is This Chris?

He apparently stalked the shit out of liquid Chris therefore leading him to know his whereabouts along with his real name. So, he decided to post a video about it for some "troll busting".

Here's his channel: [1]

- 06:33 (CST) January 6,2011

I doubt it. I mean, do you see him putting together such a coherent video and hacking someone's facebook. The only Chris-like thing about it is that they got the wrong one of the twins pegged as Liquid.....

ARIGOLD17 WHO CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO SIGN POSTS- 3:30 (EST) January 14, 2011

ps3 tracker change

the ps3 tracker says jan.7.2010 when it should be jan.7.2011. just pointing that out. Carnival Vexillarius 10:06, 8 January 2011 (PST)

Shojo letters

• Front page, y/n? CFA 15:18, 26 January 2011 (PST)CFA

If it's legit I'd say front page material, I know Chris watches anime, but somehow I can't see him reading manga. I think he'd be too frustrated to figure out that you read it back to front. I think this might be a troll impersonating him Never mind it says 23, so no one really knew about him, so it's probably legit.Theiselybros 06:06, 1 March 2011 (PST)

Potential Video of the Now?

Some pickle-related drama, brought to you by The Kids in the Hall.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECAvZTcaQew

-- Elliecoral 12:31 2 February 2011

• For future reference, this should go here. The thing about the video is that Chris hasn't used the "pickle" euphemism, as far as I can tell, since 2008 or maybe early 2009. It's just a really out-of-date term. Freecell 12:12, 2 February 2011 (PST)

Not sure if it goes here but

• First, no pics (due to working at the time) but Chris came in with Rocky. But here is the thing, he was with a group of special needs folks around his age, seems Rocky has gotten him to socialize with other special needs folks, that or the strange girl he sat across from was friendly with him. CFA 19:30, 25 February 2011 (PST)CFA

Get pics next time. No, really. Freecell (t/c) 19:32, 25 February 2011 (PST)

Oh and also, this is the wrong place to do this. This is about improving the main page. Put it here or something. Freecell (t/c) 19:38, 25 February 2011 (PST)

• Thanks and as for pics, it was out of the blue, did not expect to see him that day (he normally comes in on saturday between 3 and 4.)CFA 18:28, 27 February 2011 (PST)CFA

Userboxes

• Would anybody have a problem with organizing the userboxes, like Trollboxes category would contain Clyde's, Vivian's, Jack's ect. Description/identitiy boxes, like all the ones that say this user is a x, like the American, straight, hikikomori. Then like title boxes like admin, grammar nazi, ect. I could organize them, but it'd take me a while cause I'm busy during the week.Theiselybros 13:11, 2 March 2011 (PST)

da update should be first

ps3 tracker later, or maybe just merged. --Sonijew is back 15:39, 2 March 2011 (PST)

I spent a while messing around with it today trying to find a better way to organize it, but I couldn't figure out how to change whether something's on the right or left side of the page. I guess switching the two wouldn't be too difficult because they're in the same box. No complaints here. Freecell (t/c) 15:41, 2 March 2011 (PST)

Just rid of the ps3 tracker, it's not even no longer updated. --Sonijew is back 04:41, 7 April 2011 (PDT)

I found out how to do everything that I didn't understand, but what I did with it still looks bad. I agree that Da Update should go first (and the quote of the now shouldn't take up so much space and the News/Improvement Project should go higher), but I'm not sure it can be moved without making everything else look bad. Freecell (t/c) 04:48, 7 April 2011 (PDT)

• I personally would have Da Update be first but Clyde insists that the PSN Tracker is more important. Take your complaints to him.--Champthom 05:11, 20 April 2011 (PDT)

Seriously

• What the fuck happened yesterday? What was with the creepy girl? Why was everything 404'd, though some of the 404 pages were funny.

Seems like the server was just down. I'm not an admin so I don't really know. But the creepy girl has always been what you see when you specifically go to cogsdev.org or sonichu.comIsarko 05:51, 17 March 2011 (PDT)

• I was just trying to check this site yesterday and I saw that thing instead. I can upload a pic of it, but... Was it supposed to be Little Red Riding Hood or some shit? KingClark 09:26, 17 March 2011 (PDT)

I JUST tried and the weird Little Girls was there and then I re-loaded the page and it was fine... dunno. --4Macie 15:43, 17 March 2011 (PDT)

picture Based on the filename it's supposed to be Buletta/B.B.Hood from Darkstalkers. --Digital 16:27, 17 March 2011 (PDT)

Yeah any time I've tried to follow my bookmark link that is set up to cogsdev.org, which has always worked, mind you, it now takes me to the BB Hood image after trying to redirect to sonichu.com. In order to actually get to the site I have to google CWCKI and find a random page and then backtrack to the main page. Am I doing something horribly wrong somehow? As of my having written this, it'a back to normal now. Weird. Disregard me I am a buffoon.--Bluedeanie 10:14, 18 March 2011 (PDT)

Ha!

Nice touch for April Fool's Theiselybros 07:50, 1 April 2011 (PDT)

IT'S RAINING CHRIS! HALLELUJAH! Also, if I may ask, what's the code for this? KingClark 10:29, 1 April 2011 (PDT)

• note to self, listening to shpongle and watching the spinning heads here is seriously a bad idea! CFA 19:43, 1 April 2011 (PDT)CFA
• When are we gonna get these removed now? They were charming on April 1st but it's two days later now and they're getting kinda intrusive. Airrider1 15:35 EST
  • I use adblock plus. Freecell (t/c) 12:39, 3 April 2011 (PDT)
    • And for Firefox... --Jewlay 12:57, 5 April 2011 (PDT)

You are now aware

It could almost imply that they somehow know one another! I'm more interested in the book to the left of it. Also, sign your posts. Also, this page is about improving the main page, as you've been told before. Freecell (t/c) 04:54, 7 April 2011 (PDT)

Well, I thought it was pretty surprising. All this time, that creepy little face was staring at me and I didn't even know it. The medallion and stare really make it a winner. Maybe bring it up in the Barbara page discussion. Farm Zombie 12:26, 7 April 2011 (PDT)

• Sorry,did that at like, 2 am. CFA 15:38, 7 April 2011 (PDT)CFA

Remove the PSN tracker

Srsly. --Sonijew is back 05:58, 29 April 2011 (PDT)

• Or put it under the update section. CFA 20:41, 29 April 2011 (PDT)CFA

TOMGIRL.PNG

May I suggest a recoloring of the hair blonde? --MissMeg 09:31, 7 May 2011 (PDT)

Liquid Chris Article

The whole "MOTHERLAND CALLS!" template has been up on the Liquid Chris page for a while, even before I became a member here. Has the article been fixed, or is it still in need of refurbishing? -- KingClark 22:09, 7 May 2011 (PDT)

Why are you asking this here? Try Talk:Liquid Chris. --T K 19 23:22, 7 May 2011 (PDT)

The reason I asked here was because nobody has added anything new the article since March (ignoring a recent edit-revert), and nobody has done anything with the talk page since last September. I was just wondering if this should be the Improvement Project of the Now if it's gone nowhere for a while. KingClark 10:09, 10 May 2011 (PDT)

An error in dating?

Today's "This day in Christory" features a video from February 5th, 2009, but today is June 5th. Is this intentional? --IwegalBadnik 10:37, 5 June 2011 (PDT)

• The video was from 5 Feb, but his CChanSonichu account was indeed hacked on 5 June. --T K 19 13:52, 5 June 2011 (PDT)

Kim

Have we pulled a Wallflower on Kim? If not why doesn't she have a page, any information on her other than in passing, emails, phone calls, etc? Nullity 21:45, 6 June 2011 (PDT)

Just for you

I while ago I figured out the code for making youtube audio play in the background based on ED's code for it. I just forgot to share it with you. Its a nice touch for user pages, but I wouldn't recommend them for Cwcki articles.

ev:youtube|(The Stuff After watch?v=)&autoplay=1&loop=1&start=1" height="1" width="1" fposition="left" frame="false"

except add {{# at the beginning and }} at the end, and lose the ( ) parenthese

Sorry if its confusing, ask freecell if you need help, he or she uses it too.Theiselybros 20:01, 12 July 2011 (PDT)

No detective needed

Okay, you don't have to be a fucking detective to tell that Youdonttellmewhattodo, Nothingyouneedknow, GodoftheGodsofgod are the same fucking person seeing as all three accounts were made four minutes between each and they've been posting stupid shit, complimenting Chris, and blanking pages. It's an idiot, troll, or hell possibly Chris. Theiselybros 11:34, 19 July 2011 (PDT)

I don't think they're the same people. And I checked for some of them, they're not Chris. I don't remember specifically though and I'm kind of too lazy to check again. Canine 08:53, 20 July 2011 (PDT)

Ok, sat down and checked those three again. Not Chris. Canine 08:58, 20 July 2011 (PDT)

New videos

Chris just posted a couple of new videos and from the looks of it, relating to that forum that he's been posting on. --KHSilverRock 11:27, 6 August 2011 (PDT)

• Two more videos have gone up. --KHSilverRock 14:38, 9 August 2011 (PDT)
• I just posted the update but there still aren't any pages about the videos. I would but I'm really goddamn tired and I feel like shit. Freecell (t/c) 14:41, 9 August 2011 (PDT)
  • It's cool, they'll get made eventually, and I can't wait, to be honest, I missed the shinagins that Chris provided in his videos. --KHSilverRock 14:49, 9 August 2011 (PDT)

Earthquake

Think CWC was affected by the 5.9 earthquake in Virgina at 2PM?--DawnDusk 11:17, 23 August 2011 (PDT)

If he was, I'm sure we'll be updated. Until then, there's no way we could know. Freecell (t/c) 11:21, 23 August 2011 (PDT)

Unless a big box of Barb's Salvation Army finds crushed him.--Shefap 12:27, 23 August 2011 (PDT)

• There's a website [2] that will tell you where people in VA are saying they felt shaking. Around where Chris lives, there were reports of little-to-no shaking felt and no damage reported. He probably heard about the earthquake, but they probably felt nothing more than a vibration. --4Macie 14:05, 23 August 2011 (PDT)

The Did You Know section

I myself have no way to edit that section, but I believe all the DYK quips that contain Bob should probably be changed into past tense now that he's dead. --MissMeg 10:58, 10 September 2011 (PDT)

Article of the now.

shouldnt the Article of the now be Bob chandler? -HitIar "wunderbar!" 12:50, 10 September 2011 (PDT)