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<center>[[Image:CWCki News.png|320px]]<br><div style="text-align:center">It is currently [[{{#time:F Y}}]]. It has been...
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'''Ongoing''': [[August 2019]] ([[August 2019 social media posts|social media]]<!--- • [[2019 Sales Listings#July|sales listings]] -->) • [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] ([[Sonichu 14|14]] • [[Sonichu 15|15]]) • [[Dimensional Merge]] • [[Financhu Crisis]]
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*'''19 August''' - '''[[August 2019 social media posts#Barb is not dead|Barb]]''' is confirmed by Chris to be alive on [[Twitter]], contrary to a forged [[Chris and death|death]] certificate floating about online.
  DATE AND TIME OF LAST SIGHTING (UTC)
*'''18 August''' - [[Magi-Chan]] supposedly possesses Chris's [[Chris and health|body]] to '''[[First recorded statement of Magi-Chan Sonichu - August 15, 2019|ramble more about the Merge]]''' on [[YouTube]].
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*'''16 August''' - Returning to form, Chris '''[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/8-16-even-after-nearly-a-year-chris-is-still-triggered-that-the-big-bronies-still-have-him-blocked.59791/ demands the brony community unblock him]''' on social media, as he would before the [[Soft Exile]].
*'''14 August''' - Chris announces through his [[Magi-chan]] sockpuppet that Magi-chan has fully crossed over into our world. He later changes his name on Discord, adding a Magi- prefix to the usual ChrisChanSonichu.
*'''11 August''' - '''[[Chandler Cats#Possie|Possie]]''', a feral kitten, wanders into [[14 Branchland Court]] and makes a new home with Chris and [[Barb]].
*'''9 August''' - [[Sarah and Steve]] return to [[Twitter]], [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-1149#post-5140617 '''tweeting'''] about a [[Jacob Sockness|set of rituals]] supposedly required for the [[Dimensional Merge]] to continue.
*'''5 August''' - While [[autism|deep in thought]], '''[[August 2019 social media posts#Chris caused a fender-bender and kicked a cop car; discovers he's blacklisted from Papa Johns|Chris hits into a parked vehicle]]''', possibly irreparably damaging [[Son-chu]] in the process. He is soon confronted by the [[jerkops|police]], and [[Chris and anger|vents]] by [[Chris and the law|attacking a law enforcement vehicle]]. [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-8-5-chriss-stressful-day-is-blacklisted-from-papa-johns-kicked-a-cop-car-after-causing-a-fender-bender.59323/page-7#post-5126608 '''No penalty was given.'''] He also complains about [[trolls]] who used Chris-chan's [[Dox|freely given information]] to prank-call the local [[wikipedia:Papa John's|Papa John's pizzeria]] and get him blacklisted.


<center>''Due to time and space constraints, only major updates are listed. For all current updates, visit the [https://kiwifarms.net/forums/christian-weston-chandler.18/ Chris section of the Kiwi Farms forum].''</center>
-->}}</div>]] ''day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.''


<center>[[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] is '''not''' [[Chris and death|dead]]; we last heard from her '''{{formatnum:{{#expr:({{#time: U|now}}-{{#time: U|<!--
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  DATE AND TIME OF LATEST CONFIRMATION BARB IS ALIVE (UTC)
We highly advise ''against'' seeking out Chris in any way.</center>
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<center>'''Current Updates'''</center>
*'''15 April''' - Chris '''[[April 2024 social media posts#Still Doing the Comics|reveals a new page]]''' of ''[[Sonichu 0 HD]]'' on Twitter.
*'''14 April''' - After over three weeks, Chris '''[[April 2024 social media posts#On Leaked Chats|returns to Twitter]]''' to complain over leaked chats.
*'''13 April''' - Chris uploads '''[[AI Chris Chan Vs Christ Chan - Pray High Valyrian]]'''.
*'''5 April''' - Chris uploads '''[[AI Chris Chan Vs Christ Chan - Silakka Apajalla]]'''.
*'''31 March''' - [[OfficialCWCmart]] starts selling '''[[OfficialCWCmart#Sonichu_Amiibo_HANDMADE_BY_CWC|official Sonichu "amiibos"]]'''.
*'''25 March'''
**Chris is '''[[Sightings (2024)#Target Parking Lot|spotted in a parking lot]]''' near Target in Lynchburg, VA.
**Chris accidentally '''[[March 2024 livestreams#Christ Chan Live Stream: Over the Shoulder Colouring and Drawing 2 (accidental streams)|presses the livestream button]]''' trying to record another song for the [[AI Chris Chan Vs Christ Chan]] series. [[Honor roll|Twice]].
*'''24 March''' - Chris uploads '''[[AI Chris Chan Vs Christ Chan - Yo Ya]]'''.


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<center>'''Recently Uncovered Info'''</center>
*'''11 April''' - [[Cults3D]] from [[January 2024]]
*'''31 March''' - [[BABSCon#2024|Chris's conversation with BABSCon staff]] from 8 [[March 2024]]
*'''11 March''' - [[The Knights of CWC chats (July 2021)|The Knights of CWC chats]] from [[July 2021]]
*'''4 March''' - [[Tinyhorse1942]] Twitter profile from [[March 2021]]
*'''8 February''' - [[The Place chats (October 2020)#Genderbent Dimension|Genderbent Dimension]] from [[October 2020]]
*'''20 January''' - [[The Place chats (January 2020)#Possession Roleplay|Possession Roleplay]] from [[January 2020]]
*'''13 January''' - [[The Place chats (September 2020)#Blood Pressure Spikes|Blood Pressure Spikes]] from [[September 2020]]


<noinclude>{{clear}}{{Usage|1= This template sits in a place of pride on the CWCki [[Main Page]]. It is a list of recent Chris-related activity, namely new content. To prevent the list becoming too long, older entries should be removed as newer ones are added; '''no more than seven entries''' should appear in the list at any time. To add new updates to the list, simply edit this template, and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Please also link to a source, and set it in '''boldface''', so viewers can know where to read further. Entries should also be documented on the [[{{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTYEAR}}|current month article]]. Try to phrase things differently instead of always beginning entries with ''Chris does X''; it can get monotonous. The 'Barb watch' works similarly to the [[Template:Begging Counter|begging counter]]: update whenever Chris mentions Barb doing something that would be impossible as a corpse, or '''he confirms''' that Barb has indeed passed.}}[[Category:Front page templates]]</noinclude>
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To add new updates to the list, simply edit this template, and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Please also link to a source, and set it in '''boldface''', so viewers can know where to read further. Entries should also be documented on the [[{{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTYEAR}}|current month article]]. Try to phrase things differently instead of always beginning entries with ''Chris does X''; it can get monotonous. Document the next milestone in Chris's legal proceedings (or when he is to be released from prison, should it come to this) in place of an Ongoing event.}}[[Category:Front page templates]] </noinclude>

Latest revision as of 11:43, 16 April 2024

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It is currently April 2024. It has been...
24
 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.
We highly advise against seeking out Chris in any way.
Current Updates
Recently Uncovered Info

Usage

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This template sits in a place of pride on the CWCki Main Page. It is two lists of recent Chris-related activity, one for current updates, and another for newly added information. To prevent the lists becoming too long, older entries should be removed as newer ones are added; no more than seven entries should appear in each of the lists at any time.

To add new updates to the list, simply edit this template, and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Please also link to a source, and set it in boldface, so viewers can know where to read further. Entries should also be documented on the current month article. Try to phrase things differently instead of always beginning entries with Chris does X; it can get monotonous. Document the next milestone in Chris's legal proceedings (or when he is to be released from prison, should it come to this) in place of an Ongoing event.

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