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Due to time and space constraints, only major updates are listed. For all current updates, visit the Chris section of the Kiwi Farms forum.
Barb is not dead; we last heard from her 1,706 days ago.
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'''Ongoing''': [[August 2019]] ([[August 2019 social media posts|social media]]<!--- • [[2019 Sales Listings#July|sales listings]] -->) • [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] ([[Sonichu 14|14]] • [[Sonichu 15|15]]) • [[Dimensional Merge]] • [[Financhu Crisis]] | '''Ongoing''': [[August 2019]] ([[August 2019 social media posts|social media]]<!--- • [[2019 Sales Listings#July|sales listings]] -->) • [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] ([[Sonichu 14|14]] • [[Sonichu 15|15]]) • [[Dimensional Merge]] • [[Financhu Crisis]] | ||
*'''18 August''' - Chris | *'''19 August''' - '''[[August 2019 social media posts#Barb is not dead|Barb]]''' is confirmed by Chris to be alive on [[Twitter]], contrary to a forged [[Chris and death|death]] certificate floating about online. | ||
*'''18 August''' - [[Magi-Chan]] supposedly possesses Chris's [[Chris and health|body]] to '''[[First recorded statement of Magi-Chan Sonichu - August 15, 2019|ramble more about the Merge]]''' on [[YouTube]]. | |||
*'''16 August''' - Returning to form, Chris '''[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/8-16-even-after-nearly-a-year-chris-is-still-triggered-that-the-big-bronies-still-have-him-blocked.59791/ demands the brony community unblock him]''' on social media, as he would before the [[Soft Exile]]. | *'''16 August''' - Returning to form, Chris '''[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/8-16-even-after-nearly-a-year-chris-is-still-triggered-that-the-big-bronies-still-have-him-blocked.59791/ demands the brony community unblock him]''' on social media, as he would before the [[Soft Exile]]. | ||
*'''14 August''' - Chris announces through his [[Magi-chan]] sockpuppet that Magi-chan has fully crossed over into our world. He later changes his name on Discord, adding a Magi- prefix to the usual ChrisChanSonichu. | *'''14 August''' - Chris announces through his [[Magi-chan]] sockpuppet that Magi-chan has fully crossed over into our world. He later changes his name on Discord, adding a Magi- prefix to the usual ChrisChanSonichu. | ||
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*'''9 August''' - [[Sarah and Steve]] return to [[Twitter]], [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-1149#post-5140617 '''tweeting'''] about a [[Jacob Sockness|set of rituals]] supposedly required for the [[Dimensional Merge]] to continue. | *'''9 August''' - [[Sarah and Steve]] return to [[Twitter]], [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-1149#post-5140617 '''tweeting'''] about a [[Jacob Sockness|set of rituals]] supposedly required for the [[Dimensional Merge]] to continue. | ||
*'''5 August''' - While [[autism|deep in thought]], '''[[August 2019 social media posts#Chris caused a fender-bender and kicked a cop car; discovers he's blacklisted from Papa Johns|Chris hits into a parked vehicle]]''', possibly irreparably damaging [[Son-chu]] in the process. He is soon confronted by the [[jerkops|police]], and [[Chris and anger|vents]] by [[Chris and the law|attacking a law enforcement vehicle]]. [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-8-5-chriss-stressful-day-is-blacklisted-from-papa-johns-kicked-a-cop-car-after-causing-a-fender-bender.59323/page-7#post-5126608 '''No penalty was given.'''] He also complains about [[trolls]] who used Chris-chan's [[Dox|freely given information]] to prank-call the local [[wikipedia:Papa John's|Papa John's pizzeria]] and get him blacklisted. | *'''5 August''' - While [[autism|deep in thought]], '''[[August 2019 social media posts#Chris caused a fender-bender and kicked a cop car; discovers he's blacklisted from Papa Johns|Chris hits into a parked vehicle]]''', possibly irreparably damaging [[Son-chu]] in the process. He is soon confronted by the [[jerkops|police]], and [[Chris and anger|vents]] by [[Chris and the law|attacking a law enforcement vehicle]]. [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-8-5-chriss-stressful-day-is-blacklisted-from-papa-johns-kicked-a-cop-car-after-causing-a-fender-bender.59323/page-7#post-5126608 '''No penalty was given.'''] He also complains about [[trolls]] who used Chris-chan's [[Dox|freely given information]] to prank-call the local [[wikipedia:Papa John's|Papa John's pizzeria]] and get him blacklisted. | ||
<center>''Due to time and space constraints, only major updates are listed. For all current updates, visit the [https://kiwifarms.net/forums/christian-weston-chandler.18/ Chris section of the Kiwi Farms forum].''</center> | <center>''Due to time and space constraints, only major updates are listed. For all current updates, visit the [https://kiwifarms.net/forums/christian-weston-chandler.18/ Chris section of the Kiwi Farms forum].''</center> | ||
<noinclude>{{clear}}{{Usage|1= This template sits in a place of pride on the CWCki [[Main Page]]. It is a list of recent Chris-related activity, namely new content. To prevent the list becoming too long, older entries should be removed as newer ones are added; '''no more than seven entries''' should appear in the list at any time. To add new updates to the list, simply edit this template, and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Please also link to a source, and set it in '''boldface''', so viewers can know where to read further. Entries should also be documented on the [[{{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTYEAR}}|current month article]].}}[[Category:Front page templates]]</noinclude> | <center>[[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] is '''not''' [[Chris and death|dead]]; we last heard from her '''{{formatnum:{{#expr:({{#time: U|now}}-{{#time: U|<!-- | ||
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<noinclude>{{clear}}{{Usage|1= This template sits in a place of pride on the CWCki [[Main Page]]. It is a list of recent Chris-related activity, namely new content. To prevent the list becoming too long, older entries should be removed as newer ones are added; '''no more than seven entries''' should appear in the list at any time. To add new updates to the list, simply edit this template, and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Please also link to a source, and set it in '''boldface''', so viewers can know where to read further. Entries should also be documented on the [[{{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTYEAR}}|current month article]]. Try to phrase things differently instead of always beginning entries with ''Chris does X''; it can get monotonous. The 'Barb watch' works similarly to the [[Template:Begging Counter|begging counter]]: update whenever Chris mentions Barb doing something that would be impossible as a corpse, or '''he confirms''' that Barb has indeed passed.}}[[Category:Front page templates]]</noinclude> | |||
Revision as of 11:51, 21 August 2019
Ongoing: August 2019 (social media) • Sonichu (14 • 15) • Dimensional Merge • Financhu Crisis
- 19 August - Barb is confirmed by Chris to be alive on Twitter, contrary to a forged death certificate floating about online.
- 18 August - Magi-Chan supposedly possesses Chris's body to ramble more about the Merge on YouTube.
- 16 August - Returning to form, Chris demands the brony community unblock him on social media, as he would before the Soft Exile.
- 14 August - Chris announces through his Magi-chan sockpuppet that Magi-chan has fully crossed over into our world. He later changes his name on Discord, adding a Magi- prefix to the usual ChrisChanSonichu.
- 11 August - Possie, a feral kitten, wanders into 14 Branchland Court and makes a new home with Chris and Barb.
- 9 August - Sarah and Steve return to Twitter, tweeting about a set of rituals supposedly required for the Dimensional Merge to continue.
- 5 August - While deep in thought, Chris hits into a parked vehicle, possibly irreparably damaging Son-chu in the process. He is soon confronted by the police, and vents by attacking a law enforcement vehicle. No penalty was given. He also complains about trolls who used Chris-chan's freely given information to prank-call the local Papa John's pizzeria and get him blacklisted.
Usage
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This template sits in a place of pride on the CWCki Main Page. It is a list of recent Chris-related activity, namely new content. To prevent the list becoming too long, older entries should be removed as newer ones are added; no more than seven entries should appear in the list at any time. To add new updates to the list, simply edit this template, and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Please also link to a source, and set it in boldface, so viewers can know where to read further. Entries should also be documented on the current month article. Try to phrase things differently instead of always beginning entries with Chris does X; it can get monotonous. The 'Barb watch' works similarly to the begging counter: update whenever Chris mentions Barb doing something that would be impossible as a corpse, or he confirms that Barb has indeed passed.