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It is currently April 2024. Chris is now in jail for alleged incest. His next court hearing is to be 18 November 2021.

• 24 September - Null gets a letter in the mail from Chris.
• 20 September - A fan visits 14 Branchland Court and gets brief audio of Barb, asking about Chris.
• 16 September - Chris's trial on charges of incest is given a continuance to 18 November.
• 6 September - A carpetbagger visits 14 Branchland Court to take pictures and a video of the house and the surrounding property.

Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, visit Kiwi Farms.

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