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'''Ongoing''': [[August 2019]] ([[August 2019 social media posts|social media]]<!--- • [[2019 Sales Listings#July|sales listings]] -->) • [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] ([[Sonichu 14|14]] • [[Sonichu 15|15]]) • [[Dimensional Merge]] • [[Financhu Crisis]]
'''Ongoing''': [[October 2019]] ([[October 2019 social media posts|social media]]) • [[Ben Saint]] • [[Dimensional Merge]]


*'''29 August''' - [[Chandler Cats#Possie|Possie]] the kitten '''[https://twitter.com/MagiChan111448/status/1167158017776898048 dies]''' after two weeks in the Chandler house. Not skipping a beat, [[Magi-Chan]] prompts Twitter followers to [[Financhu Crisis|donate]] so Chris can go to [[Jacob Sockness|California]], and [[autism|rambles]] on how the [[Idea Guys]]'s manipulation was [[Chris and religion|pre-ordained]] to set the Dimensional Merge in motion. [[The Awakening of a CPU]] is also rehabilitated as [[Sonichu #13]]. <!--- Add sources after posts transcribed to CWCki. -->
*'''15 October''' - While responding to [[Ben Saint]], Chris '''[[:File:YangGang.png|indicates]]''' his support for 2020 [[United States]] [[Chris and politics|presidential candidate]] Andrew Yang.
*'''19 August''' - '''[[August 2019 social media posts#Barb is not dead|Barb]]''' is confirmed by Chris to be alive on [[Twitter]], contrary to a forged [[Chris and death|death]] certificate floating about online.
*'''12 October''' - ''[[My Little Pony|My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic]]'' airs its final episode. Meanwhile [[October 2019 social media posts#Chris orders the Shipfic cards, snaps at customers wanting books|'''Chris berates''']] his [[List of Chris's financial enablers|financial supporters]] on Twitter, justifying that his [[Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder|trading cards]] are an [[Chris and His Ego|adequate alternative]] to the [[Sonichu (comic)|comic]] he is paid [[Chris and art|to create]].
*'''18 August''' - [[Magi-Chan]] supposedly possesses Chris's [[Chris and health|body]] to '''[[First recorded statement of Magi-Chan Sonichu - August 15, 2019|ramble more about the Merge]]''' on [[YouTube]].
*'''6 October''' - In preparation for [[April 2020|BABSCon]], Chris enlists [[Aly Hirschberg]]'s help to '''[[October 2019 social media posts#Fundraiser for BABSCon|request £5,000]]''' from his TRUE and LOYAL fanbase.
*'''16 August''' - Returning to form, Chris '''[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/8-16-even-after-nearly-a-year-chris-is-still-triggered-that-the-big-bronies-still-have-him-blocked.59791/ demands the brony community unblock him]''' on social media, as he would before the [[Soft Exile]].
*'''3 October''' - Displeased by how [[Ben Saint]] depicted [[Night Star]] in his webcomic, Chris releases his own amended version and '''[[October 2019 social media posts#DM'ing Ben Saint to demand $300|demands $300]]''' from him for '[[Chris and copyright|using our name and individuals]] for the [[Chris and hypocrisy|greedy gains accrued]]'.  
*'''14 August''' - Chris announces through his [[Magi-chan]] sockpuppet that Magi-chan has fully crossed over into our world. He later changes his name on Discord, adding a Magi- prefix to the usual ChrisChanSonichu.  
*'''28 September''' - On [[Twitter]], Chris '''[[September 2019 social media posts#Yet another brony convention|states his wish]]''' to attend BABSCon, a [[My Little Pony|brony]] convention in California scheduled for [[April 2020]], and [[Chris and his Ego|bids]] his followers [[Chris and money|finance]] his trip.
*'''11 August''' - '''[[Chandler Cats#Possie|Possie]]''', a feral kitten, wanders into [[14 Branchland Court]] and makes a new home with Chris and [[Barb]].
*'''27 September''' - Jacob Sockness quarrels with Chris and '''[[September 2019 social media posts#Sockness is going home|reverses course]]''', retreating to his home in California instead of continuing to meet Chris in person.  
*'''9 August''' - [[Sarah and Steve]] return to [[Twitter]], [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-1149#post-5140617 '''tweeting'''] about a [[Jacob Sockness|set of rituals]] supposedly required for the [[Dimensional Merge]] to continue.  
*'''25-26 September''' - '''[[September 2019 social media posts|Chris releases multiple statements asking Jacob to turn around]]''', saying among other things that his health is not well for visitors, and that Jacob has turned to evil.


<center>''Due to time and space constraints, only major updates are listed. For all current updates, visit the [https://kiwifarms.net/forums/christian-weston-chandler.18/ Chris section of the Kiwi Farms forum].''</center>
<center>''Due to time and space constraints, only major updates are listed. For all current updates, visit the [https://kiwifarms.net/forums/christian-weston-chandler.18/ Chris section of the Kiwi Farms forum].''</center>


<center>[[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] is '''not''' [[Chris and death|dead]]; we last heard from her '''{{formatnum:{{#expr:({{#time: U|now}}-{{#time: U|<!--
<center>[[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] is '''not''' [[Chris and death|dead]]; we last heard from her <!---
 
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<noinclude>{{clear}}{{Usage|1= This template sits in a place of pride on the CWCki [[Main Page]]. It is a list of recent Chris-related activity, namely new content. To prevent the list becoming too long, older entries should be removed as newer ones are added; '''no more than seven entries''' should appear in the list at any time. To add new updates to the list, simply edit this template, and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Please also link to a source, and set it in '''boldface''', so viewers can know where to read further. Entries should also be documented on the [[{{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTYEAR}}|current month article]]. Try to phrase things differently instead of always beginning entries with ''Chris does X''; it can get monotonous. The 'Barb watch' works similarly to the [[Template:Begging Counter|begging counter]]: update whenever Chris mentions Barb doing something that would be impossible as a corpse, or '''he confirms''' that Barb has indeed passed.}}[[Category:Front page templates]]</noinclude>

Revision as of 20:01, 16 October 2019

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Ongoing: October 2019 (social media) • Ben SaintDimensional Merge

Due to time and space constraints, only major updates are listed. For all current updates, visit the Chris section of the Kiwi Farms forum.
Barb is not dead; we last heard from her 1,640 days ago.

Usage

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This template sits in a place of pride on the CWCki Main Page. It is a list of recent Chris-related activity, namely new content. To prevent the list becoming too long, older entries should be removed as newer ones are added; no more than seven entries should appear in the list at any time. To add new updates to the list, simply edit this template, and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Please also link to a source, and set it in boldface, so viewers can know where to read further. Entries should also be documented on the current month article. Try to phrase things differently instead of always beginning entries with Chris does X; it can get monotonous. The 'Barb watch' works similarly to the begging counter: update whenever Chris mentions Barb doing something that would be impossible as a corpse, or he confirms that Barb has indeed passed.