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(changed This Viral Event to COVID-19, I feel the former is too vague)
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*'''31 March''' - Imitating one of [[Jacob Sockness]]'s pagan rituals, [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-6224799 '''Chris builds an altar'''] in his room. Along with it, he displays his newest '''[[headgear]]''': a bead crown to hold his [[magic stones]] against his forehead.
*'''31 March''' - Imitating one of [[Jacob Sockness]]'s pagan rituals, [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-6224799 '''Chris builds an altar'''] in his room. Along with it, he displays his newest '''[[headgear]]''': a bead crown to hold his [[magic stones]] against his forehead.
*'''28 March''' - On Twitter, '''[[March 2020 social media posts#COVID-19 a sign of Dimensional Merge|COVID-19 is declared]]''' a sign of the [[Dimensional Merge]]; Chris says that it was cured weeks ago in his [[C-197|fantasy world]], adding that ''[[My Little Pony]]'' characters were working to stop the pandemic problems in the real world. He also '''[[March 2020 social media posts#Shipping|challenges his orbiters on Twitter]]''' to find a positive romance about himself written before the day of his [[polyamorous marriage]].
*'''28 March''' - On Twitter, '''[[March 2020 social media posts#COVID-19 a sign of Dimensional Merge|COVID-19 is declared]]''' a sign of the [[Dimensional Merge]]; Chris says that it was cured weeks ago in his [[C-197|fantasy world]], adding that ''[[My Little Pony]]'' characters were working to stop the pandemic problems in the real world. He also '''[[March 2020 social media posts#Shipping|challenges his orbiters on Twitter]]''' to find a positive romance about himself written before the day of his [[polyamorous marriage]].
*'''18 March''' - [[Conventions|BABScon]] is cancelled to comply with Californian measures against the [https://www.who.int/emergencies/diseases/novel-coronavirus-2019 ongoing COVID-19 pandemic]; Chris '''[[March 2020 social media posts#Chris finally weighs in on the pandemic|whines about it]]''' on Twitter. His '''[[debt]]''' hearing is also rescheduled for 20 May.
*'''17 March''' - This day marks the twentieth anniversary of  [[Christian's Favorite Hits!|Sonichu's creation]].
<center>''Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent [[{{#time:F Y}} social media posts|social media posts]] or visit [https://kiwifarms.net/forums/christian-weston-chandler.18/ Kiwi Farms].''</center>
<center>''Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent [[{{#time:F Y}} social media posts|social media posts]] or visit [https://kiwifarms.net/forums/christian-weston-chandler.18/ Kiwi Farms].''</center>



Revision as of 17:25, 20 April 2020

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Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent social media posts or visit Kiwi Farms.
Barb is not dead; we last heard from her 1,470 days ago.

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