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Due to time and space constraints, only major updates are listed. For all current updates, visit the Chris section of the Kiwi Farms forum.
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'''Ongoing''': [[August 2019]] ([[August 2019 social media posts|social media]]<!--- • [[2019 Sales Listings#July|sales listings]] -->) • [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] ([[Sonichu 14|14]] • [[Sonichu 15|15]]) • [[Dimensional Merge]] • [[Financhu Crisis]] | '''Ongoing''': [[August 2019]] ([[August 2019 social media posts|social media]]<!--- • [[2019 Sales Listings#July|sales listings]] -->) • [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] ([[Sonichu 14|14]] • [[Sonichu 15|15]]) • [[Dimensional Merge]] • [[Financhu Crisis]] | ||
*'''9 August''' - [[Sarah and Steve]] return to [[Twitter]], tweeting about a set of rituals supposedly required for the [[Dimensional Merge]] to continue. | *'''9 August''' - [[Sarah and Steve]] return to [[Twitter]], [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-1149#post-5140617 '''tweeting'''] about a [[Jacob Sockness|set of rituals]] supposedly required for the [[Dimensional Merge]] to continue. | ||
*'''5 August''' - While [[autism|deep in thought]], '''[[August 2019 social media posts#Chris caused a fender-bender and kicked a cop car; discovers he's blacklisted from Papa Johns|Chris hits into a parked vehicle]]''', possibly irreparably damaging [[Son-chu]] in the process. He is soon confronted by the [[jerkops|police]], and [[Chris and anger|vents]] by [[Chris and the law|attacking a law enforcement vehicle]]. [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-8-5-chriss-stressful-day-is-blacklisted-from-papa-johns-kicked-a-cop-car-after-causing-a-fender-bender.59323/page-7#post-5126608 '''No penalty was given.'''] He also complains about [[trolls]] who used Chris-chan's [[Dox|freely given information]] to prank-call the local [[wikipedia:Papa John's|Papa John's pizzeria]] and get him blacklisted. | *'''5 August''' - While [[autism|deep in thought]], '''[[August 2019 social media posts#Chris caused a fender-bender and kicked a cop car; discovers he's blacklisted from Papa Johns|Chris hits into a parked vehicle]]''', possibly irreparably damaging [[Son-chu]] in the process. He is soon confronted by the [[jerkops|police]], and [[Chris and anger|vents]] by [[Chris and the law|attacking a law enforcement vehicle]]. [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-8-5-chriss-stressful-day-is-blacklisted-from-papa-johns-kicked-a-cop-car-after-causing-a-fender-bender.59323/page-7#post-5126608 '''No penalty was given.'''] He also complains about [[trolls]] who used Chris-chan's [[Dox|freely given information]] to prank-call the local [[wikipedia:Papa John's|Papa John's pizzeria]] and get him blacklisted. | ||
*'''1 to 4 August''' - Chris attends the final [[BronyCon]] without incident. | *'''1 to 4 August''' - Chris attends the final [[BronyCon]] without incident. More details are related through [[Sonichu 14]] instalments uploaded on 8 August. | ||
*'''30 July''' - On YouTube, Chris releases his '''[[General BronyCon Announcement.]]''' He re-affirms that he will attend the whole convention, and threatens any [[trolls]]. | *'''30 July''' - On YouTube, Chris releases his '''[[General BronyCon Announcement.]]''' He re-affirms that he will attend the whole convention, and threatens any [[trolls]]. | ||
*'''25 July''' - '''[[Sarah and Steve]]''' muse on what would happen were they to challenge any of Chris's beliefs; [[Chris and his Ego|Chris promptly dismisses]] them for their apostasy. | *'''25 July''' - '''[[Sarah and Steve]]''' muse on what would happen were they to challenge any of Chris's beliefs; [[Chris and his Ego|Chris promptly dismisses]] them for their apostasy. Their Twitter account shuts down four days later. Chris also '''[https://kiwifarms.net/posts/5059977/ indicates]''' his acceptance of [[Jacob Sockness|Sockness's]] occultic delusions as [[Chris and reality|''valuable research'']]. | ||
*'''18 July''' - Chris retcons [[Rosechu (character)|Rosechu]]'s gender [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/7-18-a-note-on-rosechus-privates.58593/ '''again'''], rambling that she was hermaphroditic until 2008, just in time for her to appear in [[Sonichu 8]] without a [[pickle]]. | *'''18 July''' - Chris retcons [[Rosechu (character)|Rosechu]]'s gender [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/7-18-a-note-on-rosechus-privates.58593/ '''again'''], rambling that she was hermaphroditic until 2008, just in time for her to appear in [[Sonichu 8]] without a [[pickle]]. | ||
*'''14 July''' - '''[[Jacob Sockness]]''' announces that he will help Chris circumvent his [[eBay]] ban by opening a vendor account for him and managing all sales and shipments. An [[ween|anonymous fan]] [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/bronycon-2019-megathread.58212/page-21 '''pays for Chris's accommodations'''] at [[BronyCon]]. | *'''14 July''' - '''[[Jacob Sockness]]''' announces that he will help Chris circumvent his [[eBay]] ban by opening a vendor account for him and managing all sales and shipments. An [[ween|anonymous fan]] [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/bronycon-2019-megathread.58212/page-21 '''pays for Chris's accommodations'''] at [[BronyCon]]. | ||
Revision as of 19:32, 9 August 2019
Ongoing: August 2019 (social media) • Sonichu (14 • 15) • Dimensional Merge • Financhu Crisis
- 9 August - Sarah and Steve return to Twitter, tweeting about a set of rituals supposedly required for the Dimensional Merge to continue.
- 5 August - While deep in thought, Chris hits into a parked vehicle, possibly irreparably damaging Son-chu in the process. He is soon confronted by the police, and vents by attacking a law enforcement vehicle. No penalty was given. He also complains about trolls who used Chris-chan's freely given information to prank-call the local Papa John's pizzeria and get him blacklisted.
- 1 to 4 August - Chris attends the final BronyCon without incident. More details are related through Sonichu 14 instalments uploaded on 8 August.
- 30 July - On YouTube, Chris releases his General BronyCon Announcement. He re-affirms that he will attend the whole convention, and threatens any trolls.
- 25 July - Sarah and Steve muse on what would happen were they to challenge any of Chris's beliefs; Chris promptly dismisses them for their apostasy. Their Twitter account shuts down four days later. Chris also indicates his acceptance of Sockness's occultic delusions as valuable research.
- 18 July - Chris retcons Rosechu's gender again, rambling that she was hermaphroditic until 2008, just in time for her to appear in Sonichu 8 without a pickle.
- 14 July - Jacob Sockness announces that he will help Chris circumvent his eBay ban by opening a vendor account for him and managing all sales and shipments. An anonymous fan pays for Chris's accommodations at BronyCon.
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